<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post6268207852009380842..comments</id><updated>2010-01-11T07:59:23.475-05:00</updated><category term='Im not Kidding I&apos;m REALLY BORED'/><category term='I Still Havent Forgiven That Fucking Cat'/><category term='chicks'/><category term='I Wish I Could Have Taken Him Fishing One Last Time...'/><category term='Martin Short'/><category term='Who am i kidding... i&apos;d still go for anal'/><category term='I&apos;m so late in posing this video that i bet most of you have seen it already'/><category term='Fall TV'/><category term='What the fuck am i supposed to do NOW for 8 hours each day?'/><category term='macs'/><category term='This is a shitty story'/><category term='I&apos;ll gladly show anyone my winky for a dollar'/><category term='Would you all still want to bone me if i was a zombie?..... probably'/><category term='Next Week Maybe I&apos;ll Play In A G-String'/><category term='Sesame Place'/><category term='Happy New Year'/><category term='Elf'/><category term='Pet Peeves'/><category term='And before you ask the answer is NO....i most definitely do NOT want to look this up in your dream interpretation book'/><category term='The first person to get me HBO gets a free hand job'/><category term='His wife is ugly too....'/><category term='DnD'/><category term='Parents Drive You Crazy'/><category term='How the fuck do you delete facebook pictures of you that other people put up?'/><category term='This is the last microwave post i&apos;ll EVER do... promise'/><category term='I think its the nerdy glasses that make them so damn sexy'/><category term='haloscan'/><category term='I was just kidding about needing a drink first'/><category term='simbah'/><category term='Gadgets Suck'/><category term='Disaster'/><category term='Of course i will never admit that im checking out your ass... if you ask me ill just say that i was thinking about the weather... but you and i will both know better wont we?'/><category term='naked'/><category term='movie review'/><category term='Harpers Island'/><category term='I think that &apos;the vapors&apos; means that i have gas.... that doesnt really fit does it?'/><category term='Seeing That picture of George Bush reading the kiddie book upside down will NEVER get old to me'/><category term='kids'/><category term='Ron Moore can Suck It'/><category term='This post will turn Earl on because he has a raging foot fetish'/><category term='Hot Therapist'/><category term='Toys'/><category term='Snap... see what i did there...she got served'/><category term='penis'/><category term='The Watchmen Is the Best Superhero Movie Of All Time'/><category term='Misunderstanding'/><category term='Getting Old'/><category term='rocks'/><category term='This is the first time in my life that I have ever complained about not being big enough'/><category term='tThe first person who comments with “Hi.  Very informative site sir.  Thanks for sharing” gets a kick in the nuts'/><category term='Prayer'/><category term='Wrong Number'/><category term='I just purchased the domain rights for soy-jism dot com'/><category term='Narcissism'/><category term='I&apos;m starting to feel guilty about poking fun at Earl all the time..... No im not'/><category term='Or How about the renowned author of &apos;Tigers Revenge&apos;...Claud Balls?  Shit i could do this all day'/><category term='A Very Different Christmas This Year'/><category term='I already changed my password back so dont even TRY to hack me... fuckers'/><category term='Typing Test'/><category term='I Need Help'/><category term='Bullet Posts are rarely funny'/><category term='Cruise'/><category term='Kids In The Hall'/><category term='I dont think a REAL spider would be into that sort of thing'/><category term='Any ideas involving me naked on a horse will be taken seriously.......VERY seriously'/><category term='You Guys Are Tiring Me Out'/><category term='Cool Dad'/><category term='Reality TV'/><category term='Vista'/><category term='If you ring my doorbell you had better be female.... and hot.... and naked'/><category term='Are You Trying To Seduce Me?'/><category term='NYC'/><category term='I think the chance of an orgy breaking out is at least POSSIBLE'/><category term='If i wasnt still hung over from last nights halloween party this would be much funnier'/><category term='After all these years Vanna must have very strong hands....thats hot'/><category term='Technology is the devil'/><category term='Anyone Out there that has actually fucked a chicken need not come forward'/><category term='you really DONT want to see the OTHER images that came up when i typed &apos;doody&apos; into Google'/><category term='Fences'/><category term='When i go to see avatar should i paint myself blue?'/><category term='At least i&apos;d finally have a good spot for the puppy to pee....'/><category term='No Dental Dam Jokes Please.... be mature for once'/><category term='Supernatural'/><category term='South Park'/><category term='Kicking Ass'/><category term='Mini-Me'/><category term='I can make fun of the blind all darn day on this blog because they will never read it....'/><category term='I cant think of anything to type down here'/><category term='Dutch Wonderland'/><category term='Back Pain'/><category term='Will walking into a Chinese resturant and asking for the Cream of Sum Yung Guy ever not be funny?'/><category term='Obama'/><category term='Pumpkin Carving'/><category term='5 more minutes in that elevator and i would have been sucking my thumb and crying for my mommy'/><category term='Lunatics'/><category term='I&apos;ll buy all your old issues of golf digest for a quarter'/><category term='Double Dildoes'/><category term='From now on i&apos;m only having snowball fights with chicks.... i cant hit anyone in the penis that way'/><category term='Admit it....you stared at that picture of me a little too long'/><category term='whjwkhugyfwohfwe'/><category term='meez'/><category term='Website'/><category term='finally'/><category term='Yes We Can'/><category term='Post Office Sucks'/><category term='Everything else that i want to write down here is going to come off as racist'/><category term='Doctors suck'/><category term='What the fuck am i doing posting crap like this... my FATHER reads this blog for gosh sakes'/><category term='Hulk'/><category term='Really now... who can forget ME?'/><category term='In retrospect this post probably wont help my appeal much will it?'/><category term='Such a damn waste.....'/><category term='redecorate'/><category term='Field Day'/><category term='mediocre films'/><category term='This Interwebs stuff is confusing'/><category term='Cops'/><category term='Back Massage'/><category term='Interviewing me was fun'/><category term='Showtime Shows'/><category term='Anniversary'/><category term='turning 40'/><category term='candy bars'/><category term='Scarface'/><category term='Retarded Policeman'/><category term='Best Horror Movies'/><category term='Women are an Open Book'/><category term='Math Is Hard'/><category term='Oopsie'/><category term='Sharks'/><category term='Sick'/><category term='funny'/><category term='web hosting'/><category term='No im NOT sure how big Tom Sellecks dick is... its just a guestimate....really'/><category term='If Any Of You Guys Flashed Me Some Boobage I Would At Least Have The Courtesy To Acklowledge It'/><category term='jury duty'/><category term='I got thru this review without making even ONE joke about Mr Sulus Penis'/><category term='If the dog gets into my stash of Midget Porn Dvds he&apos;s outta here'/><category term='Speech'/><category term='70&apos;s Swinging'/><category term='I do that same move after sex'/><category term='MovieGrenade'/><category term='I Really CAN Sing Well'/><category term='joey'/><category term='I couldnt think of an older movie than gone with the wind'/><category term='pool'/><category term='Upgade'/><category term='I never realized before today just how damn hot George Michael was.....ok ill shut up now'/><category term='If I had my own Robot I would use it to somehow get laid'/><category term='I think this chick needs a Golden Shower...'/><category term='I can think of a much better place where i should have plugged that cord into'/><category term='Gay Mountainclimbers'/><category term='I just had to post a picture of Juliette one last time........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm'/><category term='Work'/><category term='pissed off'/><category term='star trek'/><category term='Red Buttons'/><category term='review'/><category term='Zack Snyder'/><category term='Comic Book Nerds'/><category term='cross-dresser'/><category term='Thats the last time George R R Martin tries to start any shit with ME.....'/><category term='Blog Reading'/><category term='I&apos;m sure only EARL will get the reference of the banner picture'/><category term='I havent received a naked picture in months now... one of you needs to fix that'/><category term='Demons'/><category term='Lets be honest...... even in that second picture im still hot'/><category term='Wii'/><category term='Palin'/><category term='Vicodin is Good'/><category term='My Cable Bill Is Gonna Go Up'/><category term='move'/><category term='American Idol'/><category term='I always found the video to Black and White to be much creepier'/><category term='If anyone ever deserved a big wet sloppy kiss from me ....its Shania'/><category term='You&apos;ll never catch this long islander with cocaine in my shoe..... thats because i only wear flip flops'/><category term='im gonna catch some serious shit for that last line'/><category term='seven positive things'/><category term='Charging you guys for sex is looking better and better everyday'/><category term='Mr. Fixit'/><category term='Easter Goodness'/><category term='Fergie'/><category term='Anyone who wants me pulically comment on their tax returns please contact me'/><category term='Blogs I Love'/><category term='Oddly Enough I Often Find The Same Things At Earls Place'/><category term='Awkward'/><category term='cat'/><category term='Robert De Niro'/><category term='One Year I&apos;m Gonna Carve Something Pornographic.... Screw My Neighbors'/><category term='sulu'/><category term='Debate'/><category term='BJs'/><category term='Ok'/><category term='I neglected to mention that the security guard at Epcot was 85 and male'/><category term='Worry Wart'/><category term='PS3'/><category term='Lost'/><category term='SNL'/><category term='The first thing im gonna do after i take it is to invite that girl in the banner picture over for some private one-on-one...'/><category term='Steve Mqueen'/><category term='I Love You Grandpa'/><category term='Typing Basterds Over And Over Again Gave My Spell-Checker A Fucking Coronary'/><category term='You watch that video of me every damn day... admit it'/><category term='comics'/><category term='Admit it'/><category term='Dad'/><category term='Human Arms are harder to draw than they look'/><category term='blood'/><category term='The picture of John Hancock cracks me up'/><category term='Has anyone ever really blown off their wee-wee?'/><category term='You should all be flattered about me wanting to bang you..... i have very high standards you know'/><category term='I guess she DOES turn me on alittle'/><category term='Stupid People'/><category term='I Really Am Quite The Prize'/><category term='Did somebody say something about an orgy?  I&apos;m not doing anything tonight.....'/><category term='Boo'/><category term='Now That I Think About It The Nudity Was Probably My Favorite Part'/><category term='Porn Rules'/><category term='nightmares'/><category term='Any rumors you may have heard that i watched General Hospital faithfully from grade school all through college are bold-faced lies'/><category term='Who am i kidding.... its all crotchless.'/><category term='Death Clock'/><category term='f bomb'/><category term='driving'/><category term='Grand Theft Auto'/><category term='Why do i keep drawing pictures of myself naked?  Maybe i have an ego problem......'/><category term='It&apos;s smart to go all-in on a 2-8 right?'/><category term='Maybe I could ask her to be my neighbor in Farmville?'/><category term='friends'/><category term='I Miss My GPS'/><category term='Book Review'/><category term='Girl Drink Drunk'/><category term='I&apos;m an idiot'/><category term='I used to have a crush on Pinky Tuscadero'/><category term='germs'/><category term='I Am Legend'/><category term='I feel dirty'/><category term='FedEx Drivers Must Be Really Ugly Too Since The Only Pictures Of Hot Delivery Chicks I Could Find were All UPS'/><category term='Closure'/><category term='Key West'/><category term='Before you ask....yes i WILL stop if its a hot chick'/><category term='I still have that jacket and those fingerless leather gloves'/><category term='I&apos;ll Swim In Your Pool Naked For A Modest Fee'/><category term='Web Searches'/><category term='Not being able to complete this list is REALLY pissing me off right now'/><category term='summer movies'/><category term='Any ladies requesting a direct deposit can leave me a message'/><category term='Rest In Peace'/><category term='Blogging'/><category term='Dark Knight'/><category term='I&apos;d happily give up being &apos;happy&apos; and &apos;sane&apos; if i could replace it with &apos;rich&apos;'/><category term='Boobies'/><category term='rss not working'/><category term='Can someone please tell me how the fuck to unattach pictures of you that OTHER people put up on Facebook?'/><category term='dreams'/><category term='Ive watched alot of the other videos and believe me....i look much better than most of those bikini chicks'/><category term='blogger'/><category term='Time Travel Movies Make My Head Hurt'/><category term='Earl Used To Own That Very Same Outfit.....He Said It Made Him Look More Macho'/><category term='I should have framed that damn memo'/><category term='I can tell you within seconds if the snow is over 12 inches deep by sticking my pee-pee in it'/><category term='I&apos;ll include a naked picture of myself swimming in your pool for every item you buy'/><category term='Ben Affleck'/><category term='Jumping off A roof'/><category term='spoilers'/><category term='Choose Your Own Tube'/><category term='Thankgiving'/><category term='I Wanted To Name This Post GOLDEN SHOWERS But I Was Afraid Of The Pervs That Would Have Googled Me'/><category term='metrosexual'/><category term='im pretty sure that doing something like this will get you some serious fucking points on your liscense'/><category term='childhood'/><category term='Andy Samburg'/><category term='Ok dream analysts... riddle THAT one for me'/><category term='The fact that the Kids in the Hall were Canadian is the only reason i let Canadians on this site at all'/><category term='I guess in a pinch i could change it to &apos;josephine&apos;'/><category term='Youtube'/><category term='Road Rage'/><category term='Pee Mixed With Poop Isnt As Fun As It Sounds'/><category term='movies'/><category term='Helen Schmitt Is Stupid'/><category term='Pet Peeve'/><category term='I think he needs to change his name to MC Gravity'/><category term='Change'/><category term='After I Calm Down I May Rethink That Gay Thing'/><category term='And dont fucking get me started on The Crystal Skull.....that movie sucked balls'/><category term='Batman'/><category term='Movie'/><category term='News Bloopers'/><category term='I never COULD stand Molly Ringwald Though'/><category term='superbowl'/><category term='Gay'/><category term='I really have to get this fixed soon... thats the arm that i jerk off with'/><category term='third time'/><category term='Fellatio'/><category term='The things i could have done with those girls and a bottle of Maple Syrup.......'/><category term='Grandpa'/><category term='Halloween'/><category term='rss'/><category term='I would make one beautiful zombie.... seriously'/><category term='Lazy'/><category term='video'/><category term='Refunds'/><category term='fire alarm'/><category term='I&apos;m so lazy that half way through this like i almost cut it down to 5 things im thinking about instead of 10'/><category term='Pity'/><category term='mother'/><category term='Earl is my cuddle buddy.... wait what'/><category term='Zombies'/><category term='and yes.... i DO fully realize that this post makes me a pussy'/><category term='Who kills someone by &quot;propeller&quot;?'/><category term='I STILL think that is funny'/><category term='She-Males'/><category term='Tequila is the devil'/><category term='pickles'/><category term='scanner'/><category term='I only work during a lunar eclipse'/><category term='Seriously....those little black and white care really piss me off'/><category term='God Bless'/><category term='We Need Girlfriends'/><category term='soccer'/><category term='Die Hard is quality programming'/><category term='Mark Wahlburg'/><category term='THIS is why when i go to weddings i only hang out at the open bar....'/><category term='Juggler'/><category term='Credit Cards'/><category term='Boring'/><category term='I could seriously use some more neighbors so i can upgrade to a plantation'/><category term='Is that banner picture turning anyone else on besides me?'/><category term='Resisting The Urge To Kill Someone'/><category term='I wonder what Veruca Salt looks like these days......'/><category term='Fish'/><category term='Forums'/><category term='I&apos;m So Much Better Than Most Other People'/><category term='best buy'/><category term='wordpress'/><category term='Domincan Republic'/><category term='imaginary friend'/><category term='Picking up poop is not nearly as much fun as it sounds'/><category term='Dirty Dolls'/><category term='I&apos;d Like To Hire Someone To Repeatedly Walk In Front Of Christan Bales Line Of Sight'/><category term='Im pretty sure i was at least close'/><category term='Hitting People Of ANY Race With Your Car Is Almost NEVER A Good Idea...'/><category term='I actually made it through an entire post without making fun of Earl once'/><category term='Houdini made his foreskin dissapear'/><category term='The first person who tells me what happened on Tru Blood this week gets a hammer in the back of the head......'/><category term='What i wouldnt give for a nice cold refreshing glass of Hi-Test right about now.....'/><category term='If i was a zombie i could play video games all night and not have to go to sleep.......cool'/><category term='On the other hand if i HAD fought the little monster and lost i probably wouldnt be able to EVER live it down'/><category term='Yes that in fact is earl in the picture above.... would i lie to you?'/><category term='He Really DOES look like Mario..... doesnt he?'/><category term='Who wants to put their hands down my pants and play with my huddycall?'/><category term='Sympathy'/><category term='I always cry to MMMM Bop'/><category term='Horror Movies'/><category term='moving'/><category term='Elmo'/><category term='Maybe Jerry Lewis Can THrow Me a telethon?'/><category term='Juvenille Delinquents'/><category term='Did I Mention The Mind Blowing Sex?'/><category term='If you go with me i promise not to fondle you when the lights go out.....maybe'/><category term='eye infection'/><category term='It takes a special kind of idiot to make jokes about Swine Flu'/><category term='hillary clinton'/><category term='I would have filled that Jar up by Brunch'/><category term='Nothing comes between my son and his Sour Patch Kids'/><category term='I&apos;m not kidding about being hung like a horse.... just ask Earl'/><category term='tomatoes'/><category term='black hulk'/><category term='no more of these types of posts for awhile please'/><category term='Sometimes i think that i share too much with you bastards'/><category term='Public Toilets'/><category term='Conference Calls Are Fun'/><category term='This shit is really starting to piss me off'/><category term='Anonymous'/><category term='Now i Made myself all veklempt....next post im going back to dick jokes'/><category term='I&apos;ll give you a hint... the lie is either #1 #2 or #3'/><category term='New Years Eve'/><category term='Happy New Years'/><category term='Unions'/><category term='People I Hate'/><category term='Earl wishes he was that snake......'/><category term='I also have a big wee-wee.....im not sure if thats relevant but i felt you should know'/><category term='aggrovated'/><category term='Anyone know where i can find my missing Bejeesus?'/><category term='season 4'/><category term='Kanye is a Jackoff'/><category term='I tried to use a credit card on a prostitute once but she didnt appreciate where i swiped it'/><category term='We should run a pool to see who can figure out the killer'/><category term='Pixies'/><category term='On second thought a fish would have been MUCH better....'/><category term='I think i bought that bandanna from the &apos;Fabric Barn&apos;'/><category term='and i&apos;ll ONLY be wearing a speedo if it starts to get chilly out'/><category term='Marion Raven'/><category term='9-11'/><category term='I also accept nude photographs and videos...... just so you all know'/><category term='Maury Povich'/><category term='Hey is your refrigorator running.....youd better go catch it'/><category term='My son&apos;s teacher is ALSO a hot little minx.... that&apos;s not relevant to this post is it?'/><category term='Who wants a picture of me dressed up as Baby New Year?'/><category term='Spam'/><category term='Dont get me wrong... i loves me some Michael Cera... just not in that way'/><category term='brown kyle'/><category term='Texting Makes me feel like i should start wearing depends and ride on a scooter to Wall-Mart'/><category term='School'/><category term='router'/><category term='I sat here all morning coming up with that number 2 line.....'/><category term='This story will never get old for me.'/><category term='I&apos;m not kidding about being easy'/><category term='son'/><category term='That Mailroom guy is a real cocktease'/><category term='Best TV Shows'/><category term='expelled'/><category term='Nicholas cage was cool?'/><category term='Ok maybe it was closer to TWO months'/><category term='Block Party'/><category term='New Rules Of Marriage'/><category term='Contraption'/><category term='yeah i know.... i&apos;ve got nothing today'/><category term='I cannot WAIT to see what kind of advertisements I get on this blog after THIS post'/><category term='The offer of Monkey Sex is not valid for anyone with a wee-wee... sorry Earl'/><category term='Meme'/><category term='Rumor has it that Earl owns his very own Hit-Girl Costume'/><category term='fan'/><category term='Never had ONE lesson....'/><category term='Tatoos'/><category term='sucks'/><category term='Charlie'/><category term='weird'/><category term='The two dudes fighting did NOT look like that picture... not one bit'/><category term='Sarah Silverman'/><category term='The Shining'/><category term='Television'/><category term='And don&apos;t even get me started on those two Asian guys in the computer department'/><category term='bandidas'/><category term='pneumonia'/><category term='Top 100 Movies'/><category term='Talking about Beavers to my mother wasnt as awkward as i thought it would be'/><category term='Did I REALLY just admit that i used to watch Little House On The Prairie?'/><category term='I wrote this post soley as an excuse to post that banner picture again.... that shit is funny yo'/><category term='Tri-clopses'/><category term='iron man'/><category term='This story was not funny whatsoever while it was happening'/><category term='If i was an indian my name would be &apos;Hung Like A Kleidsdale&apos;'/><category term='If this ever happened to me and earl i would pray to all that is holy that i was in the front'/><category term='bullets'/><category term='Im not sure but i think that for a short while Earl was even a young Vietnamese Girl'/><category term='Linking to Earl in rude and insulting ways will always be funny...... always'/><category term='Is It SO Hard To Nail Some Numbers Outside Your Door'/><category term='convertibe'/><category term='I&apos;ll pay 5 bucks to the first person who offers to go to Home Depot for me'/><category term='Uncomfortable'/><category term='Amy Fisher'/><category term='Great... now i&apos;ve got MY HUMPS running through my head'/><category term='Glass can break if it falls on the floor'/><category term='first post'/><category term='I was just kidding about that Fluffer thing...................maybe'/><category term='I&apos;m such a little devil....see what i did with that link there?  Tee Hee Hee'/><category term='isnt it'/><category term='Work Sucks'/><category term='If i had knives popping out of my fingers I would be one bad-ass mother'/><category term='I&apos;m Just Kidding about the hooker.......the decent ones are too expensive'/><category term='Not working is fun'/><category term='I&apos;d give a Happy Ending Massage for a REAL Murder Mystery Mini-Series'/><category term='This proves that I make beautiful babies..... who&apos;s up first?'/><category term='old pictures'/><category term='OJ is a piece of shit who killed his wife.....thats not relevant to this post but i thought id remind everyone anyway'/><category term='Damn you Jean Renoir'/><category term='I&apos;m Crushing Your Head'/><category term='Listening to an old cassette player and working out in my basement is no longer seeming as cool as it used to be'/><category term='Naughty Nurse'/><category term='I just subtely implied that i have a big wee-wee'/><category term='and i WOULD stop to help her if the game has a PAUSE button'/><category term='Anyone got a rope?'/><category term='I dont care HOW skinny Posh gets...id still like to have some sexytime with her'/><category term='Put Some Damn Batteries In The Box'/><category term='Hey who wants some gerbils?'/><category term='I Look So Damn Good In Tight Ski Pants.... Did I Just Say That Out Loud?'/><category term='Bad Girls Are Good Girls'/><category term='Legos'/><category term='When is somebody gonna draw ME a hot bath with rose petals?'/><category term='Webcam'/><category term='this offer is good for anyone except earl.... i know damn well what he would use them for'/><category term='Jaws Still Scares The Shit Out of Me'/><category term='Nerds'/><category term='typing'/><category term='Watchmen'/><category term='I&apos;ll Take Money Too But I&apos;d Rather Have The Nudie Pics'/><category term='Birthday'/><category term='Cocaine'/><category term='Vacation'/><category term='Lame'/><category term='Google fun'/><category term='Serenity'/><category term='Matt Damon'/><category term='Anyone who says that i forgot to add General Hospital is cruising for a knuckle sandwich'/><category term='I really wish i could make this tag funny but i cant.'/><category term='I think I honestly like my song better than the real one'/><category term='Neither One of these pricks has ever had me on their show'/><category term='If the paper had been bigger then i would have drawn my dick bigger'/><category term='Six Months Without My Best Friend'/><category term='no love'/><category term='I still think i should have branched out into whoopie cushions'/><category term='Naked pictures might work too... hey it doesnt hurt to try'/><category term='band aids'/><category term='GPS'/><category term='Sneezing Powder'/><category term='Lost Rocks My Dock'/><category term='Although i DO have to admit that Zac Effron is quite dreamy'/><category term='I will NOT admit that i jumped out of my seat during this movie....certainly NOT'/><category term='If i joined the Army they would have to change their motto to &apos;Dont Ask Dont Tell......That I&apos;m Fucking HOT&apos;'/><category term='If I had my own Iron Man suit i think the crotch section would be too restrictive for me'/><category term='Chicks I Need To Have Sex With Before I Die'/><category term='Mom'/><category term='wii fit'/><category term='Thanks Guys'/><category term='Tooth Fairy'/><category term='Summer'/><category term='Molested'/><category term='Am i a pervert if i admit i would like to have sex with a blue chick with a tail?'/><category term='cursing'/><category term='I really hope he decides to go with the flip flops'/><category term='Friends Dont Let Friends Fist'/><category term='I&apos;m not kidding about making a mess in my pants....want to see?'/><category term='Im completely open to making a deal to renovate anyone elses house for sexual favors'/><category term='Joe Don Baker'/><category term='If It Actually Manages To Break 100 Degrees This Summer I Will Treat You ALL To A Naked Picture Of Myself'/><category term='Heroes'/><category term='attention test'/><category term='Watching shitty movies is more fun than it should be'/><category term='I get turned on whenever i see a female zombie....is that weird?'/><category term='Long Island'/><category term='TV Show'/><category term='Summer In The City'/><category term='The Simpsons'/><category term='In some circles i am known as Pussy Galore......'/><category term='All things being equal id prefer the kiss......unless you&apos;re ugly'/><category term='I was going to name this post &apos;Im pretty sure they were Asian&apos; but i think only Earl would get the joke'/><category term='controversal films'/><category term='star wars'/><category term='Physical Therapy'/><category term='Any rumors floating about that i cried like a little girl are dead wrong......its my allergies dammit'/><category term='Im gonna make it after all.......'/><category term='Having Your House Re-done is a Real Pain In the Balls'/><category term='embarrassing moments'/><category term='Office Hell'/><category term='busted'/><category term='Headlines'/><category term='Fat Bastard'/><category term='Religion'/><category term='Scary Movies'/><category term='One day im gonna put 61 fucking cans on the belt to see if they&apos;ll catch it'/><category term='Does Anyone Still Read The Funny Shit I Write Down Here?'/><category term='cloverfield'/><category term='Seriously....fuck you internet'/><category term='sue simmons'/><category term='For this post I almost put up a picture of a gopher holding a gun.... i think this one is better dont you?'/><category term='Pilobolus'/><category term='Christmas Spirit'/><category term='I Wonder If I Can Still Fit Into My Acid-Washed Cut-offs'/><category term='I need to unload this backlog of snarky comments soon or i&apos;m gonna explode.....'/><category term='Its a good bet that Randy has been skipping his pilates classes'/><category term='One Year In Heaven'/><category term='If I Could Only Get Myself To Go Gay I Wouldnt Have These Kinds Of Problems'/><category term='If I Were A Cop They Would Probably Take Advantage Of My Killer Good Looks And Make Me Work As An Undercover Male Prostitute'/><category term='On the other hand there are some people who pay good money for that'/><category term='Every time i put this post through spell-check &apos;coked-up&apos; 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And an Iphone'/><category term='Orgies Can Be Lucrative'/><category term='artistry'/><category term='If i ever tried to actually clip my puppys nails with a clipper i think id end up losing a finger'/><category term='And don&apos;t anyone tell me to get &apos;Love Butt&quot; tattooed on my ass.... i have that one already'/><category term='Survivor'/><category term='icon'/><category term='Spending all your money is remarkably fun'/><category term='bed bath and beyond'/><category term='Bloopers'/><category term='Mommy Blogs'/><category term='Dont judge me about that whole Howler Monkey thing...'/><category term='David Hasselhof'/><category term='greg benson'/><category term='Surprise Party'/><category term='Earl'/><category term='This post makes me want to play a rousing game of PONG'/><category term='Listing'/><category term='Death'/><category term='I&apos;m one sexy sounding Son Of A Bitch'/><category term='He should get partial credit....that IS too fucking much to spend on a pen'/><category term='Sarah Palin'/><category term='Addictions'/><title type='text'>Comments on Slydesblog: When Librarians Attack!</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/feeds/6268207852009380842/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html'/><author><name>Slyde</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02170343849186268727</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VGgC2GxLfbg/SS9i6OwdcLI/AAAAAAAAAeQ/HoZDfbygsFY/S220/Camping+Trip.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>24</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-8637151587641298733</id><published>2010-01-11T07:59:23.475-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-11T07:59:23.475-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I had something smart to say, but I&amp;#39;m so busy ...</title><content type='html'>I had something smart to say, but I&amp;#39;m so busy laughing at Faiqa&amp;#39;s comment that I&amp;#39;ve forgotten now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our school librarian kicked me out for hugging a friend saying she wouldn&amp;#39;t have any &amp;quot;of that disgusting nonsense&amp;quot; in HER library. I should&amp;#39;ve started a campaign - &amp;quot;Have you hugged your librarian today?&amp;quot; These ideas always come to me too late ;-)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/8637151587641298733'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/8637151587641298733'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1263214763475#c8637151587641298733' title=''/><author><name>Tamara</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875207633073348136</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06929498544632817676'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_B8ICD5kTvJU/SEeM6Ak8RyI/AAAAAAAAAJI/FKrnY6P8PxE/S220/1420544337_78ff5e1cea.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1777667640'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-7974019879952592287</id><published>2010-01-09T21:52:18.673-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-09T21:52:18.673-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Sorry sly it has been my experience that librarian...</title><content type='html'>Sorry sly it has been my experience that librarians have a corn cob up their butt...or maybe even a light bulb &lt;br /&gt;sincerely&lt;br /&gt;darn girl</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/7974019879952592287'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/7974019879952592287'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1263091938673#c7974019879952592287' title=''/><author><name>Just telling it like it is</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04090846611105025162</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pyoJXwGGNDc/SZJCoRkvCyI/AAAAAAAAAGo/SaVpo81oIJE/S220/0999.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-441866639'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2507069573204016153</id><published>2010-01-08T15:38:02.601-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-08T15:38:02.601-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A lot of librarian hate in this forum...

My wife ...</title><content type='html'>A lot of librarian hate in this forum...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My wife would not approve.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/2507069573204016153'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/2507069573204016153'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1262983082601#c2507069573204016153' title=''/><author><name>latindog</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-41485950'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-4557982954122944644</id><published>2010-01-08T15:16:20.774-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-08T15:16:20.774-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A librarian was rude, surly and completely clueles...</title><content type='html'>A librarian was rude, surly and completely clueless?  REALLY?  I find that so incredibly hard to believe.  I mean, sitting in the library all day counting the dimes from people&amp;#39;s late fees?  I ask you, what is NOT absolutely fucking joyous about that job?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I once heard that if you refuse to pay them, they kidnap you in your sleep and worship you in a bizarre night ritual at the altar of Dewey Decimal.  But you have to be a virgin.  So, you&amp;#39;re fine.  I think.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/4557982954122944644'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/4557982954122944644'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1262981780774#c4557982954122944644' title=''/><author><name>Faiqa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14195313677689473346</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00591244862803290992'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YliBO0aFtCA/STVrYLd8K1I/AAAAAAAAAIY/6pK3uZqF3cY/S220/IMG_0176.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1998144930'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-1921501637579686958</id><published>2010-01-08T09:38:48.577-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-08T09:38:48.577-05:00</updated><title type='text'>So they didn&amp;#39;t even bother to apologize for ac...</title><content type='html'>So they didn&amp;#39;t even bother to apologize for accusing you? Or thank you for alerting them to the problem? Jerks.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/1921501637579686958'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/1921501637579686958'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1262961528577#c1921501637579686958' title=''/><author><name>terri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12510457113017189354</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='07275930664523672131'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T8YLzCDm0wQ/Sa5qtr6LRwI/AAAAAAAAAGI/TiPYjsVg2h4/S220/IMG_9047_1.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-571217256'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-7114961432785718627</id><published>2010-01-08T08:33:05.580-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-08T08:33:05.580-05:00</updated><title type='text'>so...wait...are they going to send you the TWO mis...</title><content type='html'>so...wait...are they going to send you the TWO missing disks?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/7114961432785718627'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/7114961432785718627'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1262957585580#c7114961432785718627' title=''/><author><name>meleah rebeccah</name><uri>http://mommamiameaculpa.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2066515728'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5426098114047712111</id><published>2010-01-08T04:13:42.640-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-08T04:13:42.640-05:00</updated><title type='text'>You have to admit, it was a funny prank, but...

*...</title><content type='html'>You have to admit, it was a funny prank, but...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*holds head in shame*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I won&amp;#39;t pull it on you anymore.  Anyway, gotta run, some sucker is about to check out a new DVD.  I&amp;#39;m just gonna scratch the disc with my keys...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/5426098114047712111'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/5426098114047712111'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1262942022640#c5426098114047712111' title=''/><author><name>mo.stoneskin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10737422581378328590</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13908513187483299777'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UukwFNW06-s/SaADAHFmIaI/AAAAAAAAABI/G2l9CIdw-Io/S220/n828595530_484535_7751.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2114492676'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-7939497639279337804</id><published>2010-01-07T21:59:36.531-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T21:59:36.531-05:00</updated><title type='text'>If that were the case then she would have been not...</title><content type='html'>If that were the case then she would have been not just a bitch but a sexy bitch.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/7939497639279337804'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/7939497639279337804'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1262919576531#c7939497639279337804' title=''/><author><name>Candy's daily Dandy</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18172746492146546253</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06804411114079572867'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__afiK_MG5kI/SMbABYEb3II/AAAAAAAAAAg/KIYpJttuTTk/S220/Ogonquit,+Aug+13,+2008+001.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1569167265'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-8446190411401949875</id><published>2010-01-07T21:28:22.183-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T21:28:22.183-05:00</updated><title type='text'>That was good. I love the imaginary conversation t...</title><content type='html'>That was good. I love the imaginary conversation that ensued. I can&amp;#39;t believe you find time to listen to anything that has 26 friggin discs though!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/8446190411401949875'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/8446190411401949875'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1262917702183#c8446190411401949875' title=''/><author><name>vinomom</name><uri>http://vinomom.wordpress.com/</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/openid16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1085512547'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-7836886489349127947</id><published>2010-01-07T21:07:17.291-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T21:07:17.291-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Years ago I used to  go out with a chick that was ...</title><content type='html'>Years ago I used to  go out with a chick that was so smokin&amp;#39; hot but she was the total librarian looking chick like above. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just wanted you to know that. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seriously. She was super hot.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/7836886489349127947'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/7836886489349127947'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1262916437291#c7836886489349127947' title=''/><author><name>Dr Zibbs</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12662074816897381886'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='23' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PcX9QTbDVJw/SQIUk1jidpI/AAAAAAAABJI/xQn6ToKJFsA/S220/yakpic+blue.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-263328634'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-4711190425409839455</id><published>2010-01-07T20:54:43.193-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T20:54:43.193-05:00</updated><title type='text'>That would make me really, really stabby.
Glad you...</title><content type='html'>That would make me really, really stabby.&lt;br /&gt;Glad you didn&amp;#39;t have to pay - too bad about the nonsexy librarian!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/4711190425409839455'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/4711190425409839455'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1262915683193#c4711190425409839455' title=''/><author><name>sybil law</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13629349319977383547</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06347079597879567921'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_DRJ-tWy1pJk/R3vihJLydXI/AAAAAAAAAFA/d1wuJ2uP8S0/S220/blahblah.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1097468530'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-8989020998398004606</id><published>2010-01-07T20:27:55.501-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T20:27:55.501-05:00</updated><title type='text'>OH. MY. GOD that was freaking hilarious!!! I espec...</title><content type='html'>OH. MY. GOD that was freaking hilarious!!! I especially like &amp;quot;I sure as fuck did!&amp;quot; LOL LOL LOL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You kill me you little hottie you.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/8989020998398004606'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/8989020998398004606'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1262914075501#c8989020998398004606' title=''/><author><name>Bina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10811460930343769653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11226667874843623468'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ed171DzxRBg/Sa1zRDtM0oI/AAAAAAAAAeo/bH9pugf7nFo/S220/120335.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-141574978'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-1037809817985922786</id><published>2010-01-07T20:07:40.093-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T20:07:40.093-05:00</updated><title type='text'>When my son was little we had checked out a book t...</title><content type='html'>When my son was little we had checked out a book that had a page missing, so we couldn&amp;#39;t read the whole story. I took it back, told the librarian and they gave me the 3rd degree too, as if myself of my son had ripped the page. I said, &amp;quot;I keep all his library books on a high shelf where he cannot reach it and I&amp;#39;m always with him, because I have to read the book.&amp;quot; They finally let it drop, but sheesh!!! What an ordeal!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/1037809817985922786'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/1037809817985922786'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1262912860093#c1037809817985922786' title=''/><author><name>Evil Twin's Wife</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05947080160500549248</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02538627977681038812'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zZKS8O0gG5E/Srl6IJCCLMI/AAAAAAAAA_s/VQkgT920Yuc/S220/Snapshot_20090918_2.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-623880913'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-4155237326487193709</id><published>2010-01-07T17:02:17.406-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T17:02:17.406-05:00</updated><title type='text'>funny stuff. 

you seem so riled up by it. i mean,...</title><content type='html'>funny stuff. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;you seem so riled up by it. i mean, maybe the librarian and the tech realized that if you were going to keep the discs, you would have kept all of them, not just two. so they decided you weren&amp;#39;t lying. huh. well. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but DANG SLYDE!!  WHAT THE HELL KIND OF BOOK IS ON 26 DISKS? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and is there naughty parts cause good lord man. bahh!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ok good. carry on . . ;)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/4155237326487193709'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/4155237326487193709'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1262901737406#c4155237326487193709' title=''/><author><name>Mrs. Holly Hall</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15360433416733092249</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='10237565241308494143'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6xDnGeknMqw/SyHBhCNEzPI/AAAAAAAAPTE/VRcCEfUR2QI/S220/tumblr_kugbpiuk5r1qzcso1o1_500.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1263952001'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2512353681933642223</id><published>2010-01-07T16:33:16.838-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T16:33:16.838-05:00</updated><title type='text'>This really is odd.  Usually all the defective pro...</title><content type='html'>This really is odd.  Usually all the defective products on the entire planet are shipped to Arizona where we just have to deal with it!  I don&amp;#39;t recall ever picking up a library tape, used care, laundry or cell phone that worked properly the first time.  So this was obviously a mistake on someones part.  That Audio CD should have been shipped out west.  There is probably some lucky sap here in Phoenix that actually got what they paid for by mistake and thinks they won the lottery.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/2512353681933642223'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/2512353681933642223'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1262899996838#c2512353681933642223' title=''/><author><name>Bruce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10898228670873232050</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11871160250263548229'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sbIo3o5Hn3Q/SZCMX2wV-VI/AAAAAAAADT4/-_T3SJHT3fQ/S220/3260025985_6d10dcea8e_o.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1289677168'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-7238915802836381426</id><published>2010-01-07T15:52:24.943-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T15:52:24.943-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Love this story... happened upon your blog quite b...</title><content type='html'>Love this story... happened upon your blog quite by accident but glad I found this post.  thanks for the laff</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/7238915802836381426'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/7238915802836381426'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1262897544943#c7238915802836381426' title=''/><author><name>Shelley</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18397981007589825469</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mu8XERKHFBQ/SOOUea4qvAI/AAAAAAAAAdk/IIbXmxl_YeA/S220/elsie.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-203612854'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-4557996847435866317</id><published>2010-01-07T14:51:12.768-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T14:51:12.768-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I check out audio books from the library all the t...</title><content type='html'>I check out audio books from the library all the time.  I&amp;#39;m horribly sick of Omaha radio these days...and listen to books on my way to and from work.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I recently returned one after only listening to 2 discs.  The third disc skipped like no one&amp;#39;s business...and the 4th was just as bad.  When I turned it in, I told them that 3rd and 4th disc must be scratched, because they skip.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The guy behind the counter, sighed...checked the book back in...and put it on the cart...with the other books for placement back out in the racks.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I asked him what he was going to do with the discs, and how they fix them (knowing full well he was going to ignore what I had told him).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He sighed (again), pulled it back out of the stack, put it under the counter, and told me that they&amp;#39;d repair it.  Then turned around to do something else with his back to me.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nice guy, eh?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/4557996847435866317'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/4557996847435866317'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1262893872768#c4557996847435866317' title=''/><author><name>Nej</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00982042722943000994</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='18034744238485214817'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4u5GN_sabZo/SdN3nDlVBcI/AAAAAAAABJE/Y-HSRijK8fg/S220/P3220159.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1471276670'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-684938104060414356</id><published>2010-01-07T14:33:46.610-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T14:33:46.610-05:00</updated><title type='text'>So what are you doing with the 2 disks you stole? ...</title><content type='html'>So what are you doing with the 2 disks you stole?  BTW, I think the whole hot libraian story is a myth.  Has anyone actually ever seen a really hot librarian.  I&amp;#39;m not talking about the college age part timers, but the real mccoy.  Maybe it can be settled on a segment of mythbusters.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/684938104060414356'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/684938104060414356'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1262892826610#c684938104060414356' title=''/><author><name>2abes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1919582560'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-3240216041978914544</id><published>2010-01-07T14:33:46.118-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T14:33:46.118-05:00</updated><title type='text'>So what are you doing with the 2 disks you stole? ...</title><content type='html'>So what are you doing with the 2 disks you stole?  BTW, I think the whole hot libraian story is a myth.  Has anyone actually ever seen a really hot librarian.  I&amp;#39;m not talking about the college age part timers, but the real mccoy.  Maybe it can be settled on a segment of mythbusters.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/3240216041978914544'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/3240216041978914544'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1262892826118#c3240216041978914544' title=''/><author><name>2abes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1919582560'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2477738596881379652</id><published>2010-01-07T13:44:55.344-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T13:44:55.344-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Pretty sure I would have been as mad as you!

The ...</title><content type='html'>Pretty sure I would have been as mad as you!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The other day I went to the store to buy Cranium. They had a whole row of them in front of a sign that said 10.95. So when they rang it up, and it came to 25 dollars I was like.. &amp;quot;No ma&amp;#39;m!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They made ME (yes me) run back twice and check! Here they had a WHOLE row in the wrong section. I got slightly lippy and told them that was VERY decieving, and they should probably have someone go back and move it, unless they wanted ME to go back a THIRD time and move it for them! She just looked at me, and changed the price to 10.95! Damn right!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;:) sometimes you have to give a little &amp;quot;tude&amp;quot; to get shit done!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/2477738596881379652'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/2477738596881379652'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1262889895344#c2477738596881379652' title=''/><author><name>Brittany</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05214217695583490523</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06588395987919225279'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='20' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kKwi9-KBtUo/SqcoX9GUQmI/AAAAAAAABP4/Drxzhra4Vh0/S220/britt.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2096055011'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-7716823377206503987</id><published>2010-01-07T13:43:07.036-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T13:43:07.036-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall ...</title><content type='html'>I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall and witnessed that whole scene.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did you know that if you get yourself a Kindle, you can download books FOR FREE and legally? I did it this morning while waiting in the doctor&amp;#39;s office with my mom... amazing gadget.  It even can read the books to you.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/7716823377206503987'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/7716823377206503987'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1262889787036#c7716823377206503987' title=''/><author><name>Susan Higgins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07019940790074997076</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04913995370903997749'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Qooh7tNhbpU/SvbFX0roZ2I/AAAAAAAAASU/SfyvvitLBNU/S220/sue2009.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-4776474'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-7005129667745203476</id><published>2010-01-07T13:29:47.585-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T13:29:47.585-05:00</updated><title type='text'>wow, that&amp;#39;s a pretty sucky event!  glad it&amp;#39...</title><content type='html'>wow, that&amp;#39;s a pretty sucky event!  glad it&amp;#39;s all sorted though... kinda thinking about going to the library now for some books on CD... except that it&amp;#39;s -37 degrees C here (which is like -34.6 F).</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/7005129667745203476'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/7005129667745203476'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1262888987585#c7005129667745203476' title=''/><author><name>i am the diva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02263135869760345387</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00578668474421166064'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb197/madam_diva/pinup-1.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2021003350'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-1869047409747122053</id><published>2010-01-07T13:01:38.694-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T13:01:38.694-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I can&amp;#39;t believe that they call the folks who c...</title><content type='html'>I can&amp;#39;t believe that they call the folks who check your material out and in technicians.  Really?  I just usually call them Skippy or something.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/1869047409747122053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/1869047409747122053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1262887298694#c1869047409747122053' title=''/><author><name>B.E. Earl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03139591223231428391</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='01146110718751493054'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5iwQA4JJdUs/SV7jTUg0wZI/AAAAAAAAA08/obqLPeU9pf0/S220/greenmanBEAL.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-385131514'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-236241467168490083</id><published>2010-01-07T12:46:24.644-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-07T12:46:24.644-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I&amp;#39;d kinda like to undo her bun. ;)

Sorry abou...</title><content type='html'>I&amp;#39;d kinda like to undo her bun. ;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry about the hassle. Here&amp;#39;s wishing you a VERY hot librarian next time!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/236241467168490083'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/6268207852009380842/comments/default/236241467168490083'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html?showComment=1262886384644#c236241467168490083' title=''/><author><name>Real Live Lesbian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09272384473977144125</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11837808316398599407'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Tj5JX8xyTGo/SmHck-O4-OI/AAAAAAAAA2I/5FsB1DQckf8/S220/n1519237646_30096589_6951.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/when-librarians-attack.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6268207852009380842' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/6268207852009380842' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1744224056'/></entry></feed>
