<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post5952012865705942263..comments</id><updated>2011-12-22T05:32:51.001-05:00</updated><category term='Im not Kidding I&apos;m REALLY BORED'/><category term='I Still Havent Forgiven That Fucking Cat'/><category term='chicks'/><category term='I Wish I Could Have Taken Him Fishing One Last Time...'/><category term='Martin Short'/><category term='Who am i kidding... i&apos;d still go for anal'/><category term='I&apos;m so late in posing this video that i bet most of you have seen it already'/><category term='Fall TV'/><category term='What the fuck am i supposed to do NOW for 8 hours each day?'/><category term='macs'/><category term='This is a shitty story'/><category term='I&apos;ll gladly show anyone my winky for a dollar'/><category term='Would you all still want to bone me if i was a zombie?..... probably'/><category term='Next Week Maybe I&apos;ll Play In A G-String'/><category term='Sesame Place'/><category term='Happy New Year'/><category term='Elf'/><category term='Pet Peeves'/><category term='And before you ask the answer is NO....i most definitely do NOT want to look this up in your dream interpretation book'/><category term='The first person to get me HBO gets a free hand job'/><category term='His wife is ugly too....'/><category term='DnD'/><category term='Parents Drive You Crazy'/><category term='How the fuck do you delete facebook pictures of you that other people put up?'/><category term='This is the last microwave post i&apos;ll EVER do... promise'/><category term='I think its the nerdy glasses that make them so damn sexy'/><category term='haloscan'/><category term='I was just kidding about needing a drink first'/><category term='simbah'/><category term='Gadgets Suck'/><category term='Disaster'/><category term='Of course i will never admit that im checking out your ass... if you ask me ill just say that i was thinking about the weather... but you and i will both know better wont we?'/><category term='naked'/><category term='movie review'/><category term='Harpers Island'/><category term='I think that &apos;the vapors&apos; means that i have gas.... that doesnt really fit does it?'/><category term='Seeing That picture of George Bush reading the kiddie book upside down will NEVER get old to me'/><category term='kids'/><category term='Ron Moore can Suck It'/><category term='This post will turn Earl on because he has a raging foot fetish'/><category term='Hot Therapist'/><category term='Toys'/><category term='Snap... see what i did there...she got served'/><category term='penis'/><category term='The Watchmen Is the Best Superhero Movie Of All Time'/><category term='Misunderstanding'/><category term='Getting Old'/><category term='rocks'/><category term='This is the first time in my life that I have ever complained about not being big enough'/><category term='tThe first person who comments with “Hi.  Very informative site sir.  Thanks for sharing” gets a kick in the nuts'/><category term='Prayer'/><category term='Wrong Number'/><category term='I just purchased the domain rights for soy-jism dot com'/><category term='Narcissism'/><category term='I&apos;m starting to feel guilty about poking fun at Earl all the time..... No im not'/><category term='Or How about the renowned author of &apos;Tigers Revenge&apos;...Claud Balls?  Shit i could do this all day'/><category term='A Very Different Christmas This Year'/><category term='I already changed my password back so dont even TRY to hack me... fuckers'/><category term='Typing Test'/><category term='I Need Help'/><category term='Bullet Posts are rarely funny'/><category term='Cruise'/><category term='Kids In The Hall'/><category term='I dont think a REAL spider would be into that sort of thing'/><category term='Any ideas involving me naked on a horse will be taken seriously.......VERY seriously'/><category term='You Guys Are Tiring Me Out'/><category term='Cool Dad'/><category term='Reality TV'/><category term='Vista'/><category term='If you ring my doorbell you had better be female.... and hot.... and naked'/><category term='Are You Trying To Seduce Me?'/><category term='NYC'/><category term='I think the chance of an orgy breaking out is at least POSSIBLE'/><category term='If i wasnt still hung over from last nights halloween party this would be much funnier'/><category term='After all these years Vanna must have very strong hands....thats hot'/><category term='Technology is the devil'/><category term='Anyone Out there that has actually fucked a chicken need not come forward'/><category term='you really DONT want to see the OTHER images that came up when i typed &apos;doody&apos; into Google'/><category term='Fences'/><category term='When i go to see avatar should i paint myself blue?'/><category term='At least i&apos;d finally have a good spot for the puppy to pee....'/><category term='No Dental Dam Jokes Please.... be mature for once'/><category term='Supernatural'/><category term='South Park'/><category term='Kicking Ass'/><category term='Mini-Me'/><category term='I can make fun of the blind all darn day on this blog because they will never read it....'/><category term='I cant think of anything to type down here'/><category term='Dutch Wonderland'/><category term='Back Pain'/><category term='Will walking into a Chinese resturant and asking for the Cream of Sum Yung Guy ever not be funny?'/><category term='Obama'/><category term='Pumpkin Carving'/><category term='5 more minutes in that elevator and i would have been sucking my thumb and crying for my mommy'/><category term='Lunatics'/><category term='I&apos;ll buy all your old issues of golf digest for a quarter'/><category term='Double Dildoes'/><category term='From now on i&apos;m only having snowball fights with chicks.... i cant hit anyone in the penis that way'/><category term='Admit it....you stared at that picture of me a little too long'/><category term='whjwkhugyfwohfwe'/><category term='meez'/><category term='Website'/><category term='finally'/><category term='Yes We Can'/><category term='Post Office Sucks'/><category term='Everything else that i want to write down here is going to come off as racist'/><category term='Doctors suck'/><category term='What the fuck am i doing posting crap like this... my FATHER reads this blog for gosh sakes'/><category term='Hulk'/><category term='Really now... who can forget ME?'/><category term='In retrospect this post probably wont help my appeal much will it?'/><category term='Such a damn waste.....'/><category term='redecorate'/><category term='Field Day'/><category term='mediocre films'/><category term='This Interwebs stuff is confusing'/><category term='Cops'/><category term='Back Massage'/><category term='Interviewing me was fun'/><category term='Showtime Shows'/><category term='Anniversary'/><category term='turning 40'/><category term='candy bars'/><category term='Scarface'/><category term='Retarded Policeman'/><category term='Best Horror Movies'/><category term='Women are an Open Book'/><category term='Math Is Hard'/><category term='Oopsie'/><category term='Sharks'/><category term='Sick'/><category term='funny'/><category term='web hosting'/><category term='No im NOT sure how big Tom Sellecks dick is... its just a guestimate....really'/><category term='If Any Of You Guys Flashed Me Some Boobage I Would At Least Have The Courtesy To Acklowledge It'/><category term='jury duty'/><category term='I got thru this review without making even ONE joke about Mr Sulus Penis'/><category term='If the dog gets into my stash of Midget Porn Dvds he&apos;s outta here'/><category term='Speech'/><category term='70&apos;s Swinging'/><category term='I do that same move after sex'/><category term='MovieGrenade'/><category term='I Really CAN Sing Well'/><category term='joey'/><category term='I couldnt think of an older movie than gone with the wind'/><category term='pool'/><category term='Upgade'/><category term='I never realized before today just how damn hot George Michael was.....ok ill shut up now'/><category term='If I had my own Robot I would use it to somehow get laid'/><category term='I think this chick needs a Golden Shower...'/><category term='I can think of a much better place where i should have plugged that cord into'/><category term='Gay Mountainclimbers'/><category term='I just had to post a picture of Juliette one last time........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm'/><category term='Work'/><category term='pissed off'/><category term='star trek'/><category term='Red Buttons'/><category term='review'/><category term='Zack Snyder'/><category term='Comic Book Nerds'/><category term='cross-dresser'/><category term='Thats the last time George R R Martin tries to start any shit with ME.....'/><category term='Blog Reading'/><category term='I&apos;m sure only EARL will get the reference of the banner picture'/><category term='I havent received a naked picture in months now... one of you needs to fix that'/><category term='Demons'/><category term='Lets be honest...... even in that second picture im still hot'/><category term='Wii'/><category term='Palin'/><category term='Vicodin is Good'/><category term='My Cable Bill Is Gonna Go Up'/><category term='move'/><category term='American Idol'/><category term='I always found the video to Black and White to be much creepier'/><category term='If anyone ever deserved a big wet sloppy kiss from me ....its Shania'/><category term='You&apos;ll never catch this long islander with cocaine in my shoe..... thats because i only wear flip flops'/><category term='im gonna catch some serious shit for that last line'/><category term='seven positive things'/><category term='Charging you guys for sex is looking better and better everyday'/><category term='Mr. Fixit'/><category term='Easter Goodness'/><category term='Fergie'/><category term='Anyone who wants me pulically comment on their tax returns please contact me'/><category term='Blogs I Love'/><category term='Oddly Enough I Often Find The Same Things At Earls Place'/><category term='Awkward'/><category term='cat'/><category term='Robert De Niro'/><category term='One Year I&apos;m Gonna Carve Something Pornographic.... Screw My Neighbors'/><category term='sulu'/><category term='Debate'/><category term='BJs'/><category term='Ok'/><category term='I neglected to mention that the security guard at Epcot was 85 and male'/><category term='Worry Wart'/><category term='PS3'/><category term='Lost'/><category term='SNL'/><category term='The first thing im gonna do after i take it is to invite that girl in the banner picture over for some private one-on-one...'/><category term='Steve Mqueen'/><category term='I Love You Grandpa'/><category term='Typing Basterds Over And Over Again Gave My Spell-Checker A Fucking Coronary'/><category term='You watch that video of me every damn day... admit it'/><category term='comics'/><category term='Admit it'/><category term='Dad'/><category term='Human Arms are harder to draw than they look'/><category term='blood'/><category term='The picture of John Hancock cracks me up'/><category term='Has anyone ever really blown off their wee-wee?'/><category term='You should all be flattered about me wanting to bang you..... i have very high standards you know'/><category term='I guess she DOES turn me on alittle'/><category term='Stupid People'/><category term='I Really Am Quite The Prize'/><category term='Did somebody say something about an orgy?  I&apos;m not doing anything tonight.....'/><category term='Boo'/><category term='Now That I Think About It The Nudity Was Probably My Favorite Part'/><category term='Porn Rules'/><category term='nightmares'/><category term='Any rumors you may have heard that i watched General Hospital faithfully from grade school all through college are bold-faced lies'/><category term='Who am i kidding.... its all crotchless.'/><category term='Death Clock'/><category term='f bomb'/><category term='driving'/><category term='Grand Theft Auto'/><category term='Why do i keep drawing pictures of myself naked?  Maybe i have an ego problem......'/><category term='It&apos;s smart to go all-in on a 2-8 right?'/><category term='Maybe I could ask her to be my neighbor in Farmville?'/><category term='friends'/><category term='I Miss My GPS'/><category term='Book Review'/><category term='Girl Drink Drunk'/><category term='I&apos;m an idiot'/><category term='I used to have a crush on Pinky Tuscadero'/><category term='germs'/><category term='I Am Legend'/><category term='I feel dirty'/><category term='FedEx Drivers Must Be Really Ugly Too Since The Only Pictures Of Hot Delivery Chicks I Could Find were All UPS'/><category term='Closure'/><category term='Key West'/><category term='Before you ask....yes i WILL stop if its a hot chick'/><category term='I still have that jacket and those fingerless leather gloves'/><category term='I&apos;ll Swim In Your Pool Naked For A Modest Fee'/><category term='Web Searches'/><category term='Not being able to complete this list is REALLY pissing me off right now'/><category term='summer movies'/><category term='Any ladies requesting a direct deposit can leave me a message'/><category term='Rest In Peace'/><category term='Blogging'/><category term='Dark Knight'/><category term='I&apos;d happily give up being &apos;happy&apos; and &apos;sane&apos; if i could replace it with &apos;rich&apos;'/><category term='Boobies'/><category term='rss not working'/><category term='Can someone please tell me how the fuck to unattach pictures of you that OTHER people put up on Facebook?'/><category term='dreams'/><category term='Ive watched alot of the other videos and believe me....i look much better than most of those bikini chicks'/><category term='blogger'/><category term='Time Travel Movies Make My Head Hurt'/><category term='Earl Used To Own That Very Same Outfit.....He Said It Made Him Look More Macho'/><category term='I should have framed that damn memo'/><category term='I can tell you within seconds if the snow is over 12 inches deep by sticking my pee-pee in it'/><category term='I&apos;ll include a naked picture of myself swimming in your pool for every item you buy'/><category term='Ben Affleck'/><category term='Jumping off A roof'/><category term='spoilers'/><category term='Choose Your Own Tube'/><category term='Thankgiving'/><category term='I Wanted To Name This Post GOLDEN SHOWERS But I Was Afraid Of The Pervs That Would Have Googled Me'/><category term='metrosexual'/><category term='im pretty sure that doing something like this will get you some serious fucking points on your liscense'/><category term='childhood'/><category term='Andy Samburg'/><category term='Ok dream analysts... riddle THAT one for me'/><category term='The fact that the Kids in the Hall were Canadian is the only reason i let Canadians on this site at all'/><category term='I guess in a pinch i could change it to &apos;josephine&apos;'/><category term='Youtube'/><category term='Road Rage'/><category term='Pee Mixed With Poop Isnt As Fun As It Sounds'/><category term='movies'/><category term='Helen Schmitt Is Stupid'/><category term='Pet Peeve'/><category term='I think he needs to change his name to MC Gravity'/><category term='Change'/><category term='After I Calm Down I May Rethink That Gay Thing'/><category term='And dont fucking get me started on The Crystal Skull.....that movie sucked balls'/><category term='Batman'/><category term='Movie'/><category term='News Bloopers'/><category term='I never COULD stand Molly Ringwald Though'/><category term='superbowl'/><category term='Gay'/><category term='I really have to get this fixed soon... thats the arm that i jerk off with'/><category term='third time'/><category term='Fellatio'/><category term='The things i could have done with those girls and a bottle of Maple Syrup.......'/><category term='Grandpa'/><category term='Halloween'/><category term='rss'/><category term='I would make one beautiful zombie.... seriously'/><category term='Lazy'/><category term='video'/><category term='Refunds'/><category term='fire alarm'/><category term='I&apos;m so lazy that half way through this like i almost cut it down to 5 things im thinking about instead of 10'/><category term='Pity'/><category term='mother'/><category term='Earl is my cuddle buddy.... wait what'/><category term='Zombies'/><category term='and yes.... i DO fully realize that this post makes me a pussy'/><category term='Who kills someone by &quot;propeller&quot;?'/><category term='I STILL think that is funny'/><category term='She-Males'/><category term='Tequila is the devil'/><category term='pickles'/><category term='scanner'/><category term='I only work during a lunar eclipse'/><category term='Seriously....those little black and white care really piss me off'/><category term='God Bless'/><category term='We Need Girlfriends'/><category term='soccer'/><category term='Die Hard is quality programming'/><category term='Mark Wahlburg'/><category term='THIS is why when i go to weddings i only hang out at the open bar....'/><category term='Juggler'/><category term='Credit Cards'/><category term='Boring'/><category term='I could seriously use some more neighbors so i can upgrade to a plantation'/><category term='Is that banner picture turning anyone else on besides me?'/><category term='Resisting The Urge To Kill Someone'/><category term='I wonder what Veruca Salt looks like these days......'/><category term='Fish'/><category term='Forums'/><category term='I&apos;m So Much Better Than Most Other People'/><category term='best buy'/><category term='wordpress'/><category term='Domincan Republic'/><category term='imaginary friend'/><category term='Picking up poop is not nearly as much fun as it sounds'/><category term='Dirty Dolls'/><category term='I&apos;d Like To Hire Someone To Repeatedly Walk In Front Of Christan Bales Line Of Sight'/><category term='Im pretty sure i was at least close'/><category term='Hitting People Of ANY Race With Your Car Is Almost NEVER A Good Idea...'/><category term='I actually made it through an entire post without making fun of Earl once'/><category term='Houdini made his foreskin dissapear'/><category term='The first person who tells me what happened on Tru Blood this week gets a hammer in the back of the head......'/><category term='What i wouldnt give for a nice cold refreshing glass of Hi-Test right about now.....'/><category term='If i was a zombie i could play video games all night and not have to go to sleep.......cool'/><category term='On the other hand if i HAD fought the little monster and lost i probably wouldnt be able to EVER live it down'/><category term='Yes that in fact is earl in the picture above.... would i lie to you?'/><category term='He Really DOES look like Mario..... doesnt he?'/><category term='Who wants to put their hands down my pants and play with my huddycall?'/><category term='Sympathy'/><category term='I always cry to MMMM Bop'/><category term='Horror Movies'/><category term='moving'/><category term='Elmo'/><category term='Maybe Jerry Lewis Can THrow Me a telethon?'/><category term='Juvenille Delinquents'/><category term='Did I Mention The Mind Blowing Sex?'/><category term='If you go with me i promise not to fondle you when the lights go out.....maybe'/><category term='eye infection'/><category term='It takes a special kind of idiot to make jokes about Swine Flu'/><category term='hillary clinton'/><category term='I would have filled that Jar up by Brunch'/><category term='Nothing comes between my son and his Sour Patch Kids'/><category term='I&apos;m not kidding about being hung like a horse.... just ask Earl'/><category term='tomatoes'/><category term='black hulk'/><category term='no more of these types of posts for awhile please'/><category term='Sometimes i think that i share too much with you bastards'/><category term='Public Toilets'/><category term='Conference Calls Are Fun'/><category term='This shit is really starting to piss me off'/><category term='Anonymous'/><category term='Now i Made myself all veklempt....next post im going back to dick jokes'/><category term='I&apos;ll give you a hint... the lie is either #1 #2 or #3'/><category term='New Years Eve'/><category term='Happy New Years'/><category term='Unions'/><category term='People I Hate'/><category term='Earl wishes he was that snake......'/><category term='I also have a big wee-wee.....im not sure if thats relevant but i felt you should know'/><category term='aggrovated'/><category term='Anyone know where i can find my missing Bejeesus?'/><category term='season 4'/><category term='Kanye is a Jackoff'/><category term='I tried to use a credit card on a prostitute once but she didnt appreciate where i swiped it'/><category term='We should run a pool to see who can figure out the killer'/><category term='Pixies'/><category term='On second thought a fish would have been MUCH better....'/><category term='I think i bought that bandanna from the &apos;Fabric Barn&apos;'/><category term='and i&apos;ll ONLY be wearing a speedo if it starts to get chilly out'/><category term='Marion Raven'/><category term='9-11'/><category term='I also accept nude photographs and videos...... just so you all know'/><category term='Maury Povich'/><category term='Hey is your refrigorator running.....youd better go catch it'/><category term='My son&apos;s teacher is ALSO a hot little minx.... that&apos;s not relevant to this post is it?'/><category term='Who wants a picture of me dressed up as Baby New Year?'/><category term='Spam'/><category term='Dont get me wrong... i loves me some Michael Cera... just not in that way'/><category term='brown kyle'/><category term='Texting Makes me feel like i should start wearing depends and ride on a scooter to Wall-Mart'/><category term='School'/><category term='router'/><category term='I sat here all morning coming up with that number 2 line.....'/><category term='This story will never get old for me.'/><category term='I&apos;m not kidding about being easy'/><category term='son'/><category term='That Mailroom guy is a real cocktease'/><category term='Best TV Shows'/><category term='expelled'/><category term='Nicholas cage was cool?'/><category term='Ok maybe it was closer to TWO months'/><category term='Block Party'/><category term='New Rules Of Marriage'/><category term='Contraption'/><category term='yeah i know.... i&apos;ve got nothing today'/><category term='I cannot WAIT to see what kind of advertisements I get on this blog after THIS post'/><category term='The offer of Monkey Sex is not valid for anyone with a wee-wee... sorry Earl'/><category term='Meme'/><category term='Rumor has it that Earl owns his very own Hit-Girl Costume'/><category term='fan'/><category term='Never had ONE lesson....'/><category term='Tatoos'/><category term='sucks'/><category term='Charlie'/><category term='weird'/><category term='The two dudes fighting did NOT look like that picture... not one bit'/><category term='Sarah Silverman'/><category term='The Shining'/><category term='Television'/><category term='And don&apos;t even get me started on those two Asian guys in the computer department'/><category term='bandidas'/><category term='pneumonia'/><category term='Top 100 Movies'/><category term='Talking about Beavers to my mother wasnt as awkward as i thought it would be'/><category term='Did I REALLY just admit that i used to watch Little House On The Prairie?'/><category term='I wrote this post soley as an excuse to post that banner picture again.... that shit is funny yo'/><category term='Tri-clopses'/><category term='iron man'/><category term='This story was not funny whatsoever while it was happening'/><category term='If i was an indian my name would be &apos;Hung Like A Kleidsdale&apos;'/><category term='If this ever happened to me and earl i would pray to all that is holy that i was in the front'/><category term='bullets'/><category term='Im not sure but i think that for a short while Earl was even a young Vietnamese Girl'/><category term='Linking to Earl in rude and insulting ways will always be funny...... always'/><category term='Is It SO Hard To Nail Some Numbers Outside Your Door'/><category term='convertibe'/><category term='I&apos;ll pay 5 bucks to the first person who offers to go to Home Depot for me'/><category term='Uncomfortable'/><category term='Amy Fisher'/><category term='Great... now i&apos;ve got MY HUMPS running through my head'/><category term='Glass can break if it falls on the floor'/><category term='first post'/><category term='I was just kidding about that Fluffer thing...................maybe'/><category term='I&apos;m such a little devil....see what i did with that link there?  Tee Hee Hee'/><category term='isnt it'/><category term='Work Sucks'/><category term='If i had knives popping out of my fingers I would be one bad-ass mother'/><category term='I&apos;m Just Kidding about the hooker.......the decent ones are too expensive'/><category term='Not working is fun'/><category term='I&apos;d give a Happy Ending Massage for a REAL Murder Mystery Mini-Series'/><category term='This proves that I make beautiful babies..... who&apos;s up first?'/><category term='old pictures'/><category term='OJ is a piece of shit who killed his wife.....thats not relevant to this post but i thought id remind everyone anyway'/><category term='Damn you Jean Renoir'/><category term='I&apos;m Crushing Your Head'/><category term='Listening to an old cassette player and working out in my basement is no longer seeming as cool as it used to be'/><category term='Naughty Nurse'/><category term='I just subtely implied that i have a big wee-wee'/><category term='and i WOULD stop to help her if the game has a PAUSE button'/><category term='Anyone got a rope?'/><category term='I dont care HOW skinny Posh gets...id still like to have some sexytime with her'/><category term='Put Some Damn Batteries In The Box'/><category term='Hey who wants some gerbils?'/><category term='I Look So Damn Good In Tight Ski Pants.... Did I Just Say That Out Loud?'/><category term='Bad Girls Are Good Girls'/><category term='Legos'/><category term='When is somebody gonna draw ME a hot bath with rose petals?'/><category term='Webcam'/><category term='this offer is good for anyone except earl.... i know damn well what he would use them for'/><category term='Jaws Still Scares The Shit Out of Me'/><category term='Nerds'/><category term='typing'/><category term='Watchmen'/><category term='I&apos;ll Take Money Too But I&apos;d Rather Have The Nudie Pics'/><category term='Birthday'/><category term='Cocaine'/><category term='Vacation'/><category term='Lame'/><category term='Google fun'/><category term='Serenity'/><category term='Matt Damon'/><category term='Anyone who says that i forgot to add General Hospital is cruising for a knuckle sandwich'/><category term='I really wish i could make this tag funny but i cant.'/><category term='I think I honestly like my song better than the real one'/><category term='Neither One of these pricks has ever had me on their show'/><category term='If the paper had been bigger then i would have drawn my dick bigger'/><category term='Six Months Without My Best Friend'/><category term='no love'/><category term='I still think i should have branched out into whoopie cushions'/><category term='Naked pictures might work too... hey it doesnt hurt to try'/><category term='band aids'/><category term='GPS'/><category term='Sneezing Powder'/><category term='Lost Rocks My Dock'/><category term='Although i DO have to admit that Zac Effron is quite dreamy'/><category term='I will NOT admit that i jumped out of my seat during this movie....certainly NOT'/><category term='If i joined the Army they would have to change their motto to &apos;Dont Ask Dont Tell......That I&apos;m Fucking HOT&apos;'/><category term='If I had my own Iron Man suit i think the crotch section would be too restrictive for me'/><category term='Chicks I Need To Have Sex With Before I Die'/><category term='Mom'/><category term='wii fit'/><category term='Thanks Guys'/><category term='Tooth Fairy'/><category term='Summer'/><category term='Molested'/><category term='Am i a pervert if i admit i would like to have sex with a blue chick with a tail?'/><category term='cursing'/><category term='I really hope he decides to go with the flip flops'/><category term='Friends Dont Let Friends Fist'/><category term='I&apos;m not kidding about making a mess in my pants....want to see?'/><category term='Im completely open to making a deal to renovate anyone elses house for sexual favors'/><category term='Joe Don Baker'/><category term='If It Actually Manages To Break 100 Degrees This Summer I Will Treat You ALL To A Naked Picture Of Myself'/><category term='Heroes'/><category term='attention test'/><category term='Watching shitty movies is more fun than it should be'/><category term='I get turned on whenever i see a female zombie....is that weird?'/><category term='Long Island'/><category term='TV Show'/><category term='Summer In The City'/><category term='The Simpsons'/><category term='In some circles i am known as Pussy Galore......'/><category term='All things being equal id prefer the kiss......unless you&apos;re ugly'/><category term='I was going to name this post &apos;Im pretty sure they were Asian&apos; but i think only Earl would get the joke'/><category term='controversal films'/><category term='star wars'/><category term='Physical Therapy'/><category term='Any rumors floating about that i cried like a little girl are dead wrong......its my allergies dammit'/><category term='Im gonna make it after all.......'/><category term='Having Your House Re-done is a Real Pain In the Balls'/><category term='embarrassing moments'/><category term='Office Hell'/><category term='busted'/><category term='Headlines'/><category term='Fat Bastard'/><category term='Religion'/><category term='Scary Movies'/><category term='One day im gonna put 61 fucking cans on the belt to see if they&apos;ll catch it'/><category term='Does Anyone Still Read The Funny Shit I Write Down Here?'/><category term='cloverfield'/><category term='Seriously....fuck you internet'/><category term='sue simmons'/><category term='For this post I almost put up a picture of a gopher holding a gun.... i think this one is better dont you?'/><category term='Pilobolus'/><category term='Christmas Spirit'/><category term='I Wonder If I Can Still Fit Into My Acid-Washed Cut-offs'/><category term='I need to unload this backlog of snarky comments soon or i&apos;m gonna explode.....'/><category term='Its a good bet that Randy has been skipping his pilates classes'/><category term='One Year In Heaven'/><category term='If I Could Only Get Myself To Go Gay I Wouldnt Have These Kinds Of Problems'/><category term='If I Were A Cop They Would Probably Take Advantage Of My Killer Good Looks And Make Me Work As An Undercover Male Prostitute'/><category term='On the other hand there are some people who pay good money for that'/><category term='Every time i put this post through spell-check &apos;coked-up&apos; 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And an Iphone'/><category term='Orgies Can Be Lucrative'/><category term='artistry'/><category term='If i ever tried to actually clip my puppys nails with a clipper i think id end up losing a finger'/><category term='And don&apos;t anyone tell me to get &apos;Love Butt&quot; tattooed on my ass.... i have that one already'/><category term='Survivor'/><category term='icon'/><category term='Spending all your money is remarkably fun'/><category term='bed bath and beyond'/><category term='Bloopers'/><category term='Mommy Blogs'/><category term='Dont judge me about that whole Howler Monkey thing...'/><category term='David Hasselhof'/><category term='greg benson'/><category term='Surprise Party'/><category term='Earl'/><category term='This post makes me want to play a rousing game of PONG'/><category term='Listing'/><category term='Death'/><category term='I&apos;m one sexy sounding Son Of A Bitch'/><category term='He should get partial credit....that IS too fucking much to spend on a pen'/><category term='Sarah Palin'/><category term='Addictions'/><title type='text'>Comments on Slydesblog: The Fastest Way To Almost Choke To Death</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/feeds/5952012865705942263/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><author><name>Slyde</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02170343849186268727</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VGgC2GxLfbg/SS9i6OwdcLI/AAAAAAAAAeQ/HoZDfbygsFY/S220/Camping+Trip.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>37</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2258921444539313960</id><published>2010-01-21T14:22:31.171-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-21T14:22:31.171-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I&amp;#39;d just leave the hair the way it is dude.  Y...</title><content type='html'>I&amp;#39;d just leave the hair the way it is dude.  You may as well wait until he&amp;#39;s at least out of high school.  :-)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/2258921444539313960'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/2258921444539313960'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html?showComment=1264101751171#c2258921444539313960' title=''/><author><name>Nej</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00982042722943000994</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='18034744238485214817'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4u5GN_sabZo/SdN3nDlVBcI/AAAAAAAABJE/Y-HSRijK8fg/S220/P3220159.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5952012865705942263' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/5952012865705942263' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1471276670'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-7866325725151758714</id><published>2010-01-18T02:06:47.550-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-18T02:06:47.550-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I am CRACKING Up. Cracking Up! What a funny post. ...</title><content type='html'>I am CRACKING Up. Cracking Up! What a funny post. Thankfully &amp;#39;Winky&amp;#39; is a stuffed animal!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/7866325725151758714'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/7866325725151758714'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html?showComment=1263798407550#c7866325725151758714' title=''/><author><name>meleah rebeccah</name><uri>http://mommamiameaculpa.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5952012865705942263' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/5952012865705942263' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2066515728'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-1473614293715370984</id><published>2010-01-14T11:09:49.732-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-14T11:09:49.732-05:00</updated><title type='text'>lol!  Since my post had to deal mostly with &amp;quot;...</title><content type='html'>lol!  Since my post had to deal mostly with &amp;quot;winky&amp;quot;, i thought the pic of sarah doing ever annoying famous winking would be cleverly funny.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It took me HOURS to come up with that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No it didnt.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/1473614293715370984'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/1473614293715370984'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html?showComment=1263485389732#c1473614293715370984' title=''/><author><name>Slyde</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02170343849186268727</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VGgC2GxLfbg/SS9i6OwdcLI/AAAAAAAAAeQ/HoZDfbygsFY/S220/Camping+Trip.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5952012865705942263' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/5952012865705942263' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1283204604'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-139410046075702044</id><published>2010-01-14T10:33:26.898-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-14T10:33:26.898-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Or told even - always edit nodnod</title><content type='html'>Or told even - always edit nodnod</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/139410046075702044'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/139410046075702044'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html?showComment=1263483206898#c139410046075702044' title=''/><author><name>white rabbit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15693920049571164318</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_ZS_hCVQRsPc/R3pSNua1I7I/AAAAAAAAAAM/_4DwYMq_Rhc/S220/175px-Alice_par_John_Tenniel_02.png'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5952012865705942263' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/5952012865705942263' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1020357600'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5041232438508732369</id><published>2010-01-14T10:30:27.913-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-14T10:30:27.913-05:00</updated><title type='text'>And the connection with Sarah Palin - erm - winkin...</title><content type='html'>And the connection with Sarah Palin - erm - winking would be???&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Does she play with people&amp;#39;s winkies?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think we should be tokd.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/5041232438508732369'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/5041232438508732369'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html?showComment=1263483027913#c5041232438508732369' title=''/><author><name>white rabbit</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15693920049571164318</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_ZS_hCVQRsPc/R3pSNua1I7I/AAAAAAAAAAM/_4DwYMq_Rhc/S220/175px-Alice_par_John_Tenniel_02.png'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5952012865705942263' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/5952012865705942263' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1020357600'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6674978975725037998</id><published>2010-01-14T09:11:11.537-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-14T09:11:11.537-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Wow, I went through a range of emotions on this on...</title><content type='html'>Wow, I went through a range of emotions on this one... from horror to hilarity.  You&amp;#39;re a star, my friend.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/6674978975725037998'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/6674978975725037998'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html?showComment=1263478271537#c6674978975725037998' title=''/><author><name>Faiqa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14195313677689473346</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00591244862803290992'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YliBO0aFtCA/STVrYLd8K1I/AAAAAAAAAIY/6pK3uZqF3cY/S220/IMG_0176.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5952012865705942263' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/5952012865705942263' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1998144930'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5802716117913912451</id><published>2010-01-13T23:15:01.959-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-13T23:15:01.959-05:00</updated><title type='text'>That is the funniest thing I have read in awhile! ...</title><content type='html'>That is the funniest thing I have read in awhile! :)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/5802716117913912451'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/5802716117913912451'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html?showComment=1263442501959#c5802716117913912451' title=''/><author><name>Ookami Snow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10396649763195640076</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16830419218123318286'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/kinross_19/thSuperBowl_XXXIX0101.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5952012865705942263' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/5952012865705942263' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2027166064'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-7370497467285133306</id><published>2010-01-13T19:08:00.995-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-13T19:08:00.995-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I was giggling so hard during this. Hilarious!</title><content type='html'>I was giggling so hard during this. Hilarious!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/7370497467285133306'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/7370497467285133306'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html?showComment=1263427680995#c7370497467285133306' title=''/><author><name>~The South Dakota Cowgirl~</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01041226008516278509</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11204438382704410580'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2Zv7N7o2LEM/So2fIqkV9cI/AAAAAAAAHQQ/SzFOzBI_MBY/S220/P8082679.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5952012865705942263' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/5952012865705942263' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1544110687'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-4064868626955849906</id><published>2010-01-13T16:14:08.525-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-13T16:14:08.525-05:00</updated><title type='text'>LOL.  I seriously have tears streaming down my fac...</title><content type='html'>LOL.  I seriously have tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard.  (The entire time I was praying please let me NEVER have this conversation with my son).  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BTW:  I updated the post to answer any &amp;quot;pay off&amp;quot; confusion.  I was pretty vague as to the &amp;quot;why&amp;quot;.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/4064868626955849906'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/4064868626955849906'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html?showComment=1263417248525#c4064868626955849906' title=''/><author><name>~ A Moxie Mom</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17417577160245981935</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13402028909926021055'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' 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href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/7403586796821737138'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/7403586796821737138'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html?showComment=1263398580977#c7403586796821737138' title=''/><author><name>Bruce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10898228670873232050</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11871160250263548229'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sbIo3o5Hn3Q/SZCMX2wV-VI/AAAAAAAADT4/-_T3SJHT3fQ/S220/3260025985_6d10dcea8e_o.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' 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href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html?showComment=1263357188811#c7557864095761095871' title=''/><author><name>Cocaine Princess</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10512654768220278663</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04885406237614331766'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FSXPXH8cDao/Su-brPzNHWI/AAAAAAAADQs/oheWfbWa4Z4/S220/Yellow+Bustier+Dress+Showing+SKS+2009.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5952012865705942263' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/5952012865705942263' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty 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title=''/><author><name>Lemur</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08006986077161266489</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5952012865705942263' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/5952012865705942263' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1463742712'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-3083664748331300692</id><published>2010-01-12T17:32:39.190-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-12T17:32:39.190-05:00</updated><title type='text'>My son recently won a toy bird that swings back an...</title><content type='html'>My son recently won a toy bird that swings back and forth on a fake branch.  He named him &amp;quot;pecker&amp;quot; because he looked like a woodpecker.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thankfully, I was there when he named it and haven&amp;#39;t had a moment like this.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/3083664748331300692'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/3083664748331300692'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html?showComment=1263335559190#c3083664748331300692' title=''/><author><name>latindog</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5952012865705942263' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/5952012865705942263' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-41485950'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-8048624349239787790</id><published>2010-01-12T15:58:22.367-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-12T15:58:22.367-05:00</updated><title type='text'>omg- that&amp;#39;s hilarious!!!! 
I can see this conv...</title><content type='html'>omg- that&amp;#39;s hilarious!!!! &lt;br /&gt;I can see this conversation happening with a teacher...who would stop the conversation and involve the principal....who would stop the conversation and call cps.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/8048624349239787790'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/8048624349239787790'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html?showComment=1263329902367#c8048624349239787790' title=''/><author><name>Kaylen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03470854343779969623</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08356348105451419388'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_p8sqefdm9x0/SMyl3yAbrQI/AAAAAAAAC4Q/Hk_mZlHRSB0/S220/me.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5952012865705942263' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/5952012865705942263' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1081814818'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2739490089411766681</id><published>2010-01-12T15:10:27.802-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-12T15:10:27.802-05:00</updated><title type='text'>You made me laugh so hard that I am crying.  

As ...</title><content type='html'>You made me laugh so hard that I am crying.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As I read, I was thinking... holy shit, is that considered sexual harrassment....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AHAHAHAHAHA!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You definitely win the prize for a wicked funny blog post.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/2739490089411766681'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/2739490089411766681'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html?showComment=1263327027802#c2739490089411766681' title=''/><author><name>Susan Higgins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07019940790074997076</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04913995370903997749'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Qooh7tNhbpU/SvbFX0roZ2I/AAAAAAAAASU/SfyvvitLBNU/S220/sue2009.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5952012865705942263' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/5952012865705942263' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-4776474'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-1642028984294355832</id><published>2010-01-12T14:22:19.877-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-12T14:22:19.877-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I&amp;#39;m kinda wanting one now. I think I&amp;#39;ll na...</title><content type='html'>I&amp;#39;m kinda wanting one now. I think I&amp;#39;ll name him Cooter! ;)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LMFAO....great story!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/1642028984294355832'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/1642028984294355832'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html?showComment=1263324139877#c1642028984294355832' title=''/><author><name>Real Live Lesbian</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09272384473977144125</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11837808316398599407'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Tj5JX8xyTGo/SmHck-O4-OI/AAAAAAAAA2I/5FsB1DQckf8/S220/n1519237646_30096589_6951.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5952012865705942263' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/5952012865705942263' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1744224056'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-3829459740631591795</id><published>2010-01-12T13:53:06.266-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-12T13:53:06.266-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hahahhaha!</title><content type='html'>Hahahhaha!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/3829459740631591795'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/3829459740631591795'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html?showComment=1263322386266#c3829459740631591795' title=''/><author><name>Dr Zibbs</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='12662074816897381886'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='23' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PcX9QTbDVJw/SQIUk1jidpI/AAAAAAAABJI/xQn6ToKJFsA/S220/yakpic+blue.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5952012865705942263' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/5952012865705942263' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-263328634'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5362807998930144298</id><published>2010-01-12T13:29:50.990-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-12T13:29:50.990-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Holy Shit. I would have thought the same thing!!!!...</title><content type='html'>Holy Shit. I would have thought the same thing!!!! Talk about a heart stopping chat with your son! Glad it was just a freaking hamster!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/5362807998930144298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/5362807998930144298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html?showComment=1263320990990#c5362807998930144298' title=''/><author><name>Bina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10811460930343769653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11226667874843623468'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ed171DzxRBg/Sa1zRDtM0oI/AAAAAAAAAeo/bH9pugf7nFo/S220/120335.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5952012865705942263' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/5952012865705942263' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-141574978'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-4596158866024084864</id><published>2010-01-12T10:44:03.088-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-12T10:44:03.088-05:00</updated><title type='text'>ohmygod, i thought that was going in such a wrong ...</title><content type='html'>ohmygod, i thought that was going in such a wrong direction... your little Mini Me is frikkin&amp;#39; hilarious... especially when he doesn&amp;#39;t know it. :D</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/4596158866024084864'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/4596158866024084864'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html?showComment=1263311043088#c4596158866024084864' title=''/><author><name>i am the diva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02263135869760345387</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00578668474421166064'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb197/madam_diva/pinup-1.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5952012865705942263' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/5952012865705942263' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2021003350'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-3867520907466873665</id><published>2010-01-12T07:36:14.613-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-12T07:36:14.613-05:00</updated><title type='text'>outstanding...the guy who named this little toy wi...</title><content type='html'>outstanding...the guy who named this little toy winky is laughing his ass off every day</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/3867520907466873665'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/3867520907466873665'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html?showComment=1263299774613#c3867520907466873665' title=''/><author><name>2abes</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5952012865705942263' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/5952012865705942263' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1919582560'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2251318388302923082</id><published>2010-01-12T06:39:36.128-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-12T06:39:36.128-05:00</updated><title type='text'>You got me, I know the kids start young today, but...</title><content type='html'>You got me, I know the kids start young today, but holy....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Secretia</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/2251318388302923082'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/2251318388302923082'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html?showComment=1263296376128#c2251318388302923082' title=''/><author><name>Secretia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17918386483936030503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16076420859934988382'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='13' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_epCYx3e6bKA/SqfjoGFhU_I/AAAAAAAAABc/IAdI8cxkqWU/S220/secretiapic.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5952012865705942263' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/5952012865705942263' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-361937175'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-9037905177766643344</id><published>2010-01-12T04:28:46.083-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-12T04:28:46.083-05:00</updated><title type='text'>hahaha that has made my day!!</title><content type='html'>hahaha that has made my day!!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/9037905177766643344'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/9037905177766643344'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html?showComment=1263288526083#c9037905177766643344' title=''/><author><name>Caz</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11612645274970749043</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='26' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XGVf8Jpv0HM/SO3edV_ms2I/AAAAAAAAAUs/Ka19DzxuKrI/S220/home6.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5952012865705942263' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/5952012865705942263' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1528136617'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-1887016657448433215</id><published>2010-01-12T04:15:38.062-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-12T04:15:38.062-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hahaha! Thanks for a funny start to the day!
Winky...</title><content type='html'>Hahaha! Thanks for a funny start to the day!&lt;br /&gt;Winky looks awfully like a toy you get for cats....one with a string that you pull and it shoots across the floor.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/1887016657448433215'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/1887016657448433215'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html?showComment=1263287738062#c1887016657448433215' title=''/><author><name>Nat</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08601477827694926858</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='10309907869179302597'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='26' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PSVwDsqd30g/SwvtfCY1X8I/AAAAAAAAA_c/RYWjLVLIfSc/S220/monkey_typing.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5952012865705942263' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/5952012865705942263' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1866337472'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-1886167006216842644</id><published>2010-01-12T02:58:26.477-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-12T02:58:26.477-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Kids. They age you.</title><content type='html'>Kids. They age you.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/1886167006216842644'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/5952012865705942263/comments/default/1886167006216842644'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html?showComment=1263283106477#c1886167006216842644' title=''/><author><name>James</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12862893880440624911</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00033924838369272654'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FZPxgA2L6Zw/SQMzrIaxaOI/AAAAAAAAAcg/wneRrbx3p1Y/S220/memorial0002.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/01/fastest-way-to-almost-choke-to-death.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5952012865705942263' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/5952012865705942263' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-738420879'/></entry></feed>
