tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post5004015972602696376..comments2010-08-13T16:21:45.180-04:00Slydehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02170343849186268727noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-15817334731281779772010-03-19T21:05:21.250-04:002010-03-19T21:05:21.250-04:00Union of Urinal Users<br /><br />Instructional Video<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnOaMC8KHA4Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-55062383976507876482010-03-17T11:18:39.370-04:002010-03-17T11:18:39.370-04:00Another reason I&#39;m glad I&#39;m female. :-)Nejhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00982042722943000994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-28139344104538846412010-03-17T06:56:10.193-04:002010-03-17T06:56:10.193-04:00Wow. Very enlightening and hilarious! Never knew any of that, for sure. Let me tell you, I do not miss the corporate world - I think I must have worked with some women who were raised by wolves! They did bad, bad things in the bathroom!GiGihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04879399199941943861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-89159716434092900432010-03-16T18:47:59.142-04:002010-03-16T18:47:59.142-04:00....and how many times have we told you to stay out of the Apollo Bath House?Brucehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10898228670873232050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-27030173178856016812010-03-16T09:58:34.952-04:002010-03-16T09:58:34.952-04:00Oh you&#39;re killin&#39; me! How funny!~The South Dakota Cowgirl~http://www.blogger.com/profile/01041226008516278509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-82126771307462413822010-03-13T00:48:56.147-05:002010-03-13T00:48:56.147-05:00Amiable brief and this post helped me alot in my college assignement. Thank you on your information.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-91138701761964608852010-03-12T10:33:03.133-05:002010-03-12T10:33:03.133-05:00I would have to agree with the first comment made by Susan Higgins:<br /><br />&quot;...makes me REALLY HAPPY to be a woman. We get our own booths&quot;<br /><br />P.S. <br />National Urinal Tinkle Society: That was absolutely hilarious!Cocaine Princesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10512654768220278663noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-72388908138905514172010-03-11T14:47:23.253-05:002010-03-11T14:47:23.253-05:00When I walk into the men&#39;s room here at work - and the urinals are all taken - I like to muse out loud, &quot;So this is where all of the dicks hang out.&quot; <br /><br />Then I watch as the guys who laugh pee on their own feet.<br /><br />Ah, good times. <br /><br />-BrewBAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-67439393497319176792010-03-11T12:07:27.068-05:002010-03-11T12:07:27.068-05:00I hate using the urinal. Guys trying to look at my thing. <br /><br />&quot;No I&#39;m not vaccuming the urninal. I just happened to be enormous. Jeez!&quot;Dr Zibbshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-88594074628646278962010-03-10T18:20:55.488-05:002010-03-10T18:20:55.488-05:00Oh that&#39;s too funny! Im sure glad I am a woman and get a stall with a door in the bathroom!meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-70546915482664053182010-03-10T08:57:15.140-05:002010-03-10T08:57:15.140-05:00Oh yeah, I forgot...Like you never looked at someones junk in the uruinal before...I know you only look at famous peoples junk in the urinal.2abesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-19666057654341080472010-03-10T08:56:07.846-05:002010-03-10T08:56:07.846-05:00Do you really have the number to N.U.T.S.???? You&#39;re the only one that I know with the number2abesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-47701122538913980002010-03-10T06:24:41.826-05:002010-03-10T06:24:41.826-05:00Well, your ads are actually about helping the impoverished. Go figure.<br /><br />At least he didn&#39;t talk to you. That would have been the ultimate sin!Tamarahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875207633073348136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2813700032326633702010-03-10T05:20:28.884-05:002010-03-10T05:20:28.884-05:00Clearly he wants to pash you.Artful Kissernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-67757414180191108702010-03-10T05:08:44.580-05:002010-03-10T05:08:44.580-05:00I thought everyone knew it was far urinal, near urinal, cubicle, and in the event of nuclear war <i>only</i>, middle urinal.<br /><br />I once spoke to someone in a pisser though, because I thought of something amusing. Bloke was blocking the sink, so I said &quot;I&#39;m not washing my hands, because my cock is clean and I don&#39;t piss on my fingers.&quot;badgerdaddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08275758525851693777noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-15883402939775352762010-03-10T01:27:06.402-05:002010-03-10T01:27:06.402-05:00What do you guys do if you&#39;re forced to go out in nature? Claim trees at opposite ends of the forest?Stephhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06491607694389685973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-18463862300231865292010-03-10T00:55:56.087-05:002010-03-10T00:55:56.087-05:00Women&#39;s washrooms have rules. Example-tonight my stall had no tp so I calmly said to the woman in the next stall &quot;will you pass me some&quot; and she got up, washed her hands and walked out of the washroom leaving me to drip and dry. That;s the cardinal woman rule.<br /><br />There&#39;s a special place in hell for women like that.Meghanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13109096232554591570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-68174855911095621952010-03-10T00:51:54.449-05:002010-03-10T00:51:54.449-05:00Come on Dude! If that drawing of yourself is to be BELIEVED... he was just staring in AWE at your equipment!!!Chris Hhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03599144462630400401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-16743491355344721662010-03-09T21:26:38.089-05:002010-03-09T21:26:38.089-05:00Those rules make complete and total sense to me. If you&#39;re going to be forced to pee out in the open that way, there has to at least be a code of conduct.<br /><br />I can hardly pee if I think someone can hear me in the ladies&#39; room. I can&#39;t imagine having to do it out in the open!terrihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12510457113017189354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-50338760290112982372010-03-09T20:20:54.299-05:002010-03-09T20:20:54.299-05:00You didn&#39;t even wash your hands?!!!<br />GAH.<br /><br />I always take the first stall in bathrooms (womens, obviously. Yes - I am a woman, Slyde.), because it&#39;s the one no one else takes and therefore, it&#39;s usually cleaner and less germy.<br /><br />I just really think it&#39;s weird that guys just yank their dicks out and pee in a row. I never really thought about it before.sybil lawhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13629349319977383547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-3415821466493495082010-03-09T20:06:31.911-05:002010-03-09T20:06:31.911-05:00You said he forced your hand... that was cool.Stephhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06491607694389685973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-37907347781515478612010-03-09T19:34:08.910-05:002010-03-09T19:34:08.910-05:00Make sure you document the entire incident for workers compensation purposes.Shaniahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15987082306573944813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-81610109709195069332010-03-09T19:28:40.527-05:002010-03-09T19:28:40.527-05:00Men. Y&#39;all are a fucked up species. Seriously. :)<br /><br />♥<br />~vk~vixen kittenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14179434378541993591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-71798660524078351792010-03-09T18:25:04.996-05:002010-03-09T18:25:04.996-05:00@Heff: i am never NOT impressed with your imagery. you are artist with the words! ;)Mrs. Holly Hallhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15360433416733092249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-71374936343785324392010-03-09T18:22:48.916-05:002010-03-09T18:22:48.916-05:00If I see there&#39;s no urinals open with a &#39;buffer zone&#39; between the dudes, I just use one of the stalls which is actually perfectly acceptable; let&#39;s face it, even preferable to a urinal because you have walls protecting you from the homos!<br /><br />However, if you have to do a #2, I&#39;m sure you could do a whole commentary regarding that. First off the mens stalls toilet bowls usually have a huge turd left behind by what appeared to be a elephant that they purposely didn&#39;t flush (that is, unless you are at a fancy joint that has the auto-flush sensors). So if you are forced to use that stall, you have to first flush it and then take cover!<br /><br />If you make it past that, you&#39;ll find that there&#39;s urine sprayed all over the place and it requires a major cleaning maid effort on your part! Then you have to put layers upon layers of toilet paper down on the seat for protection purposes. The men&#39;s bathroom in many places is often a terrifying place which is why many people just try to hold it in (especially #2) and avoid it at all costs.<br /><br />We at HotSkates have immaculate bathrooms, so come on back Andy for some skating action! We miss you!HotSkateshttp://www.hotskates.comnoreply@blogger.com