<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post2380603015895081660..comments</id><updated>2010-02-22T06:55:32.706-05:00</updated><category term='Im not Kidding I&apos;m REALLY BORED'/><category term='I Still Havent Forgiven That Fucking Cat'/><category term='chicks'/><category term='I Wish I Could Have Taken Him Fishing One Last Time...'/><category term='Martin Short'/><category term='Who am i kidding... i&apos;d still go for anal'/><category term='I&apos;m so late in posing this video that i bet most of you have seen it already'/><category term='Fall TV'/><category term='What the fuck am i supposed to do NOW for 8 hours each day?'/><category term='macs'/><category term='This is a shitty story'/><category term='I&apos;ll gladly show anyone my winky for a dollar'/><category term='Would you all still want to bone me if i was a zombie?..... probably'/><category term='Next Week Maybe I&apos;ll Play In A G-String'/><category term='Sesame Place'/><category term='Happy New Year'/><category term='Elf'/><category term='Pet Peeves'/><category term='And before you ask the answer is NO....i most definitely do NOT want to look this up in your dream interpretation book'/><category term='The first person to get me HBO gets a free hand job'/><category term='His wife is ugly too....'/><category term='DnD'/><category term='Parents Drive You Crazy'/><category term='How the fuck do you delete facebook pictures of you that other people put up?'/><category term='This is the last microwave post i&apos;ll EVER do... promise'/><category term='I think its the nerdy glasses that make them so damn sexy'/><category term='haloscan'/><category term='I was just kidding about needing a drink first'/><category term='simbah'/><category term='Gadgets Suck'/><category term='Disaster'/><category term='Of course i will never admit that im checking out your ass... if you ask me ill just say that i was thinking about the weather... but you and i will both know better wont we?'/><category term='naked'/><category term='movie review'/><category term='Harpers Island'/><category term='I think that &apos;the vapors&apos; means that i have gas.... that doesnt really fit does it?'/><category term='Seeing That picture of George Bush reading the kiddie book upside down will NEVER get old to me'/><category term='kids'/><category term='Ron Moore can Suck It'/><category term='This post will turn Earl on because he has a raging foot fetish'/><category term='Hot Therapist'/><category term='Toys'/><category term='Snap... see what i did there...she got served'/><category term='penis'/><category term='The Watchmen Is the Best Superhero Movie Of All Time'/><category term='Misunderstanding'/><category term='Getting Old'/><category term='rocks'/><category term='This is the first time in my life that I have ever complained about not being big enough'/><category term='tThe first person who comments with “Hi.  Very informative site sir.  Thanks for sharing” gets a kick in the nuts'/><category term='Prayer'/><category term='Wrong Number'/><category term='I just purchased the domain rights for soy-jism dot com'/><category term='Narcissism'/><category term='I&apos;m starting to feel guilty about poking fun at Earl all the time..... No im not'/><category term='Or How about the renowned author of &apos;Tigers Revenge&apos;...Claud Balls?  Shit i could do this all day'/><category term='A Very Different Christmas This Year'/><category term='I already changed my password back so dont even TRY to hack me... fuckers'/><category term='Typing Test'/><category term='I Need Help'/><category term='Bullet Posts are rarely funny'/><category term='Cruise'/><category term='Kids In The Hall'/><category term='I dont think a REAL spider would be into that sort of thing'/><category term='Any ideas involving me naked on a horse will be taken seriously.......VERY seriously'/><category term='You Guys Are Tiring Me Out'/><category term='Cool Dad'/><category term='Reality TV'/><category term='Vista'/><category term='If you ring my doorbell you had better be female.... and hot.... and naked'/><category term='Are You Trying To Seduce Me?'/><category term='NYC'/><category term='I think the chance of an orgy breaking out is at least POSSIBLE'/><category term='If i wasnt still hung over from last nights halloween party this would be much funnier'/><category term='After all these years Vanna must have very strong hands....thats hot'/><category term='Technology is the devil'/><category term='Anyone Out there that has actually fucked a chicken need not come forward'/><category term='you really DONT want to see the OTHER images that came up when i typed &apos;doody&apos; into Google'/><category term='Fences'/><category term='When i go to see avatar should i paint myself blue?'/><category term='At least i&apos;d finally have a good spot for the puppy to pee....'/><category term='No Dental Dam Jokes Please.... be mature for once'/><category term='Supernatural'/><category term='South Park'/><category term='Kicking Ass'/><category term='Mini-Me'/><category term='I can make fun of the blind all darn day on this blog because they will never read it....'/><category term='I cant think of anything to type down here'/><category term='Dutch Wonderland'/><category term='Back Pain'/><category term='Will walking into a Chinese resturant and asking for the Cream of Sum Yung Guy ever not be funny?'/><category term='Obama'/><category term='Pumpkin Carving'/><category term='5 more minutes in that elevator and i would have been sucking my thumb and crying for my mommy'/><category term='Lunatics'/><category term='I&apos;ll buy all your old issues of golf digest for a quarter'/><category term='Double Dildoes'/><category term='From now on i&apos;m only having snowball fights with chicks.... i cant hit anyone in the penis that way'/><category term='Admit it....you stared at that picture of me a little too long'/><category term='whjwkhugyfwohfwe'/><category term='meez'/><category term='Website'/><category term='finally'/><category term='Yes We Can'/><category term='Post Office Sucks'/><category term='Everything else that i want to write down here is going to come off as racist'/><category term='Doctors suck'/><category term='What the fuck am i doing posting crap like this... my FATHER reads this blog for gosh sakes'/><category term='Hulk'/><category term='Really now... who can forget ME?'/><category term='In retrospect this post probably wont help my appeal much will it?'/><category term='Such a damn waste.....'/><category term='redecorate'/><category term='Field Day'/><category term='mediocre films'/><category term='This Interwebs stuff is confusing'/><category term='Cops'/><category term='Back Massage'/><category term='Interviewing me was fun'/><category term='Showtime Shows'/><category term='Anniversary'/><category term='turning 40'/><category term='candy bars'/><category term='Scarface'/><category term='Retarded Policeman'/><category term='Best Horror Movies'/><category term='Women are an Open Book'/><category term='Math Is Hard'/><category term='Oopsie'/><category term='Sharks'/><category term='Sick'/><category term='funny'/><category term='web hosting'/><category term='No im NOT sure how big Tom Sellecks dick is... its just a guestimate....really'/><category term='If Any Of You Guys Flashed Me Some Boobage I Would At Least Have The Courtesy To Acklowledge It'/><category term='jury duty'/><category term='I got thru this review without making even ONE joke about Mr Sulus Penis'/><category term='If the dog gets into my stash of Midget Porn Dvds he&apos;s outta here'/><category term='Speech'/><category term='70&apos;s Swinging'/><category term='I do that same move after sex'/><category term='MovieGrenade'/><category term='I Really CAN Sing Well'/><category term='joey'/><category term='I couldnt think of an older movie than gone with the wind'/><category term='pool'/><category term='Upgade'/><category term='I never realized before today just how damn hot George Michael was.....ok ill shut up now'/><category term='If I had my own Robot I would use it to somehow get laid'/><category term='I think this chick needs a Golden Shower...'/><category term='I can think of a much better place where i should have plugged that cord into'/><category term='Gay Mountainclimbers'/><category term='I just had to post a picture of Juliette one last time........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm'/><category term='Work'/><category term='pissed off'/><category term='star trek'/><category term='Red Buttons'/><category term='review'/><category term='Zack Snyder'/><category term='Comic Book Nerds'/><category term='cross-dresser'/><category term='Thats the last time George R R Martin tries to start any shit with ME.....'/><category term='Blog Reading'/><category term='I&apos;m sure only EARL will get the reference of the banner picture'/><category term='I havent received a naked picture in months now... one of you needs to fix that'/><category term='Demons'/><category term='Lets be honest...... even in that second picture im still hot'/><category term='Wii'/><category term='Palin'/><category term='Vicodin is Good'/><category term='My Cable Bill Is Gonna Go Up'/><category term='move'/><category term='American Idol'/><category term='I always found the video to Black and White to be much creepier'/><category term='If anyone ever deserved a big wet sloppy kiss from me ....its Shania'/><category term='You&apos;ll never catch this long islander with cocaine in my shoe..... thats because i only wear flip flops'/><category term='im gonna catch some serious shit for that last line'/><category term='seven positive things'/><category term='Charging you guys for sex is looking better and better everyday'/><category term='Mr. Fixit'/><category term='Easter Goodness'/><category term='Fergie'/><category term='Anyone who wants me pulically comment on their tax returns please contact me'/><category term='Blogs I Love'/><category term='Oddly Enough I Often Find The Same Things At Earls Place'/><category term='Awkward'/><category term='cat'/><category term='Robert De Niro'/><category term='One Year I&apos;m Gonna Carve Something Pornographic.... Screw My Neighbors'/><category term='sulu'/><category term='Debate'/><category term='BJs'/><category term='Ok'/><category term='I neglected to mention that the security guard at Epcot was 85 and male'/><category term='Worry Wart'/><category term='PS3'/><category term='Lost'/><category term='SNL'/><category term='The first thing im gonna do after i take it is to invite that girl in the banner picture over for some private one-on-one...'/><category term='Steve Mqueen'/><category term='I Love You Grandpa'/><category term='Typing Basterds Over And Over Again Gave My Spell-Checker A Fucking Coronary'/><category term='You watch that video of me every damn day... admit it'/><category term='comics'/><category term='Admit it'/><category term='Dad'/><category term='Human Arms are harder to draw than they look'/><category term='blood'/><category term='The picture of John Hancock cracks me up'/><category term='Has anyone ever really blown off their wee-wee?'/><category term='You should all be flattered about me wanting to bang you..... i have very high standards you know'/><category term='I guess she DOES turn me on alittle'/><category term='Stupid People'/><category term='I Really Am Quite The Prize'/><category term='Did somebody say something about an orgy?  I&apos;m not doing anything tonight.....'/><category term='Boo'/><category term='Now That I Think About It The Nudity Was Probably My Favorite Part'/><category term='Porn Rules'/><category term='nightmares'/><category term='Any rumors you may have heard that i watched General Hospital faithfully from grade school all through college are bold-faced lies'/><category term='Who am i kidding.... its all crotchless.'/><category term='Death Clock'/><category term='f bomb'/><category term='driving'/><category term='Grand Theft Auto'/><category term='Why do i keep drawing pictures of myself naked?  Maybe i have an ego problem......'/><category term='It&apos;s smart to go all-in on a 2-8 right?'/><category term='Maybe I could ask her to be my neighbor in Farmville?'/><category term='friends'/><category term='I Miss My GPS'/><category term='Book Review'/><category term='Girl Drink Drunk'/><category term='I&apos;m an idiot'/><category term='I used to have a crush on Pinky Tuscadero'/><category term='germs'/><category term='I Am Legend'/><category term='I feel dirty'/><category term='FedEx Drivers Must Be Really Ugly Too Since The Only Pictures Of Hot Delivery Chicks I Could Find were All UPS'/><category term='Closure'/><category term='Key West'/><category term='Before you ask....yes i WILL stop if its a hot chick'/><category term='I still have that jacket and those fingerless leather gloves'/><category term='I&apos;ll Swim In Your Pool Naked For A Modest Fee'/><category term='Web Searches'/><category term='Not being able to complete this list is REALLY pissing me off right now'/><category term='summer movies'/><category term='Any ladies requesting a direct deposit can leave me a message'/><category term='Rest In Peace'/><category term='Blogging'/><category term='Dark Knight'/><category term='I&apos;d happily give up being &apos;happy&apos; and &apos;sane&apos; if i could replace it with &apos;rich&apos;'/><category term='Boobies'/><category term='rss not working'/><category term='Can someone please tell me how the fuck to unattach pictures of you that OTHER people put up on Facebook?'/><category term='dreams'/><category term='Ive watched alot of the other videos and believe me....i look much better than most of those bikini chicks'/><category term='blogger'/><category term='Time Travel Movies Make My Head Hurt'/><category term='Earl Used To Own That Very Same Outfit.....He Said It Made Him Look More Macho'/><category term='I should have framed that damn memo'/><category term='I can tell you within seconds if the snow is over 12 inches deep by sticking my pee-pee in it'/><category term='I&apos;ll include a naked picture of myself swimming in your pool for every item you buy'/><category term='Ben Affleck'/><category term='Jumping off A roof'/><category term='spoilers'/><category term='Choose Your Own Tube'/><category term='Thankgiving'/><category term='I Wanted To Name This Post GOLDEN SHOWERS But I Was Afraid Of The Pervs That Would Have Googled Me'/><category term='metrosexual'/><category term='im pretty sure that doing something like this will get you some serious fucking points on your liscense'/><category term='childhood'/><category term='Andy Samburg'/><category term='Ok dream analysts... riddle THAT one for me'/><category term='The fact that the Kids in the Hall were Canadian is the only reason i let Canadians on this site at all'/><category term='I guess in a pinch i could change it to &apos;josephine&apos;'/><category term='Youtube'/><category term='Road Rage'/><category term='Pee Mixed With Poop Isnt As Fun As It Sounds'/><category term='movies'/><category term='Helen Schmitt Is Stupid'/><category term='Pet Peeve'/><category term='I think he needs to change his name to MC Gravity'/><category term='Change'/><category term='After I Calm Down I May Rethink That Gay Thing'/><category term='And dont fucking get me started on The Crystal Skull.....that movie sucked balls'/><category term='Batman'/><category term='Movie'/><category term='News Bloopers'/><category term='I never COULD stand Molly Ringwald Though'/><category term='superbowl'/><category term='Gay'/><category term='I really have to get this fixed soon... thats the arm that i jerk off with'/><category term='third time'/><category term='Fellatio'/><category term='The things i could have done with those girls and a bottle of Maple Syrup.......'/><category term='Grandpa'/><category term='Halloween'/><category term='rss'/><category term='I would make one beautiful zombie.... seriously'/><category term='Lazy'/><category term='video'/><category term='Refunds'/><category term='fire alarm'/><category term='I&apos;m so lazy that half way through this like i almost cut it down to 5 things im thinking about instead of 10'/><category term='Pity'/><category term='mother'/><category term='Earl is my cuddle buddy.... wait what'/><category term='Zombies'/><category term='and yes.... i DO fully realize that this post makes me a pussy'/><category term='Who kills someone by &quot;propeller&quot;?'/><category term='I STILL think that is funny'/><category term='She-Males'/><category term='Tequila is the devil'/><category term='pickles'/><category term='scanner'/><category term='I only work during a lunar eclipse'/><category term='Seriously....those little black and white care really piss me off'/><category term='God Bless'/><category term='We Need Girlfriends'/><category term='soccer'/><category term='Die Hard is quality programming'/><category term='Mark Wahlburg'/><category term='THIS is why when i go to weddings i only hang out at the open bar....'/><category term='Juggler'/><category term='Credit Cards'/><category term='Boring'/><category term='I could seriously use some more neighbors so i can upgrade to a plantation'/><category term='Is that banner picture turning anyone else on besides me?'/><category term='Resisting The Urge To Kill Someone'/><category term='I wonder what Veruca Salt looks like these days......'/><category term='Fish'/><category term='Forums'/><category term='I&apos;m So Much Better Than Most Other People'/><category term='best buy'/><category term='wordpress'/><category term='Domincan Republic'/><category term='imaginary friend'/><category term='Picking up poop is not nearly as much fun as it sounds'/><category term='Dirty Dolls'/><category term='I&apos;d Like To Hire Someone To Repeatedly Walk In Front Of Christan Bales Line Of Sight'/><category term='Im pretty sure i was at least close'/><category term='Hitting People Of ANY Race With Your Car Is Almost NEVER A Good Idea...'/><category term='I actually made it through an entire post without making fun of Earl once'/><category term='Houdini made his foreskin dissapear'/><category term='The first person who tells me what happened on Tru Blood this week gets a hammer in the back of the head......'/><category term='What i wouldnt give for a nice cold refreshing glass of Hi-Test right about now.....'/><category term='If i was a zombie i could play video games all night and not have to go to sleep.......cool'/><category term='On the other hand if i HAD fought the little monster and lost i probably wouldnt be able to EVER live it down'/><category term='Yes that in fact is earl in the picture above.... would i lie to you?'/><category term='He Really DOES look like Mario..... doesnt he?'/><category term='Who wants to put their hands down my pants and play with my huddycall?'/><category term='Sympathy'/><category term='I always cry to MMMM Bop'/><category term='Horror Movies'/><category term='moving'/><category term='Elmo'/><category term='Maybe Jerry Lewis Can THrow Me a telethon?'/><category term='Juvenille Delinquents'/><category term='Did I Mention The Mind Blowing Sex?'/><category term='If you go with me i promise not to fondle you when the lights go out.....maybe'/><category term='eye infection'/><category term='It takes a special kind of idiot to make jokes about Swine Flu'/><category term='hillary clinton'/><category term='I would have filled that Jar up by Brunch'/><category term='Nothing comes between my son and his Sour Patch Kids'/><category term='I&apos;m not kidding about being hung like a horse.... just ask Earl'/><category term='tomatoes'/><category term='black hulk'/><category term='no more of these types of posts for awhile please'/><category term='Sometimes i think that i share too much with you bastards'/><category term='Public Toilets'/><category term='Conference Calls Are Fun'/><category term='This shit is really starting to piss me off'/><category term='Anonymous'/><category term='Now i Made myself all veklempt....next post im going back to dick jokes'/><category term='I&apos;ll give you a hint... the lie is either #1 #2 or #3'/><category term='New Years Eve'/><category term='Happy New Years'/><category term='Unions'/><category term='People I Hate'/><category term='Earl wishes he was that snake......'/><category term='I also have a big wee-wee.....im not sure if thats relevant but i felt you should know'/><category term='aggrovated'/><category term='Anyone know where i can find my missing Bejeesus?'/><category term='season 4'/><category term='Kanye is a Jackoff'/><category term='I tried to use a credit card on a prostitute once but she didnt appreciate where i swiped it'/><category term='We should run a pool to see who can figure out the killer'/><category term='Pixies'/><category term='On second thought a fish would have been MUCH better....'/><category term='I think i bought that bandanna from the &apos;Fabric Barn&apos;'/><category term='and i&apos;ll ONLY be wearing a speedo if it starts to get chilly out'/><category term='Marion Raven'/><category term='9-11'/><category term='I also accept nude photographs and videos...... just so you all know'/><category term='Maury Povich'/><category term='Hey is your refrigorator running.....youd better go catch it'/><category term='My son&apos;s teacher is ALSO a hot little minx.... that&apos;s not relevant to this post is it?'/><category term='Who wants a picture of me dressed up as Baby New Year?'/><category term='Spam'/><category term='Dont get me wrong... i loves me some Michael Cera... just not in that way'/><category term='brown kyle'/><category term='Texting Makes me feel like i should start wearing depends and ride on a scooter to Wall-Mart'/><category term='School'/><category term='router'/><category term='I sat here all morning coming up with that number 2 line.....'/><category term='This story will never get old for me.'/><category term='I&apos;m not kidding about being easy'/><category term='son'/><category term='That Mailroom guy is a real cocktease'/><category term='Best TV Shows'/><category term='expelled'/><category term='Nicholas cage was cool?'/><category term='Ok maybe it was closer to TWO months'/><category term='Block Party'/><category term='New Rules Of Marriage'/><category term='Contraption'/><category term='yeah i know.... i&apos;ve got nothing today'/><category term='I cannot WAIT to see what kind of advertisements I get on this blog after THIS post'/><category term='The offer of Monkey Sex is not valid for anyone with a wee-wee... sorry Earl'/><category term='Meme'/><category term='Rumor has it that Earl owns his very own Hit-Girl Costume'/><category term='fan'/><category term='Never had ONE lesson....'/><category term='Tatoos'/><category term='sucks'/><category term='Charlie'/><category term='weird'/><category term='The two dudes fighting did NOT look like that picture... not one bit'/><category term='Sarah Silverman'/><category term='The Shining'/><category term='Television'/><category term='And don&apos;t even get me started on those two Asian guys in the computer department'/><category term='bandidas'/><category term='pneumonia'/><category term='Top 100 Movies'/><category term='Talking about Beavers to my mother wasnt as awkward as i thought it would be'/><category term='Did I REALLY just admit that i used to watch Little House On The Prairie?'/><category term='I wrote this post soley as an excuse to post that banner picture again.... that shit is funny yo'/><category term='Tri-clopses'/><category term='iron man'/><category term='This story was not funny whatsoever while it was happening'/><category term='If i was an indian my name would be &apos;Hung Like A Kleidsdale&apos;'/><category term='If this ever happened to me and earl i would pray to all that is holy that i was in the front'/><category term='bullets'/><category term='Im not sure but i think that for a short while Earl was even a young Vietnamese Girl'/><category term='Linking to Earl in rude and insulting ways will always be funny...... always'/><category term='Is It SO Hard To Nail Some Numbers Outside Your Door'/><category term='convertibe'/><category term='I&apos;ll pay 5 bucks to the first person who offers to go to Home Depot for me'/><category term='Uncomfortable'/><category term='Amy Fisher'/><category term='Great... now i&apos;ve got MY HUMPS running through my head'/><category term='Glass can break if it falls on the floor'/><category term='first post'/><category term='I was just kidding about that Fluffer thing...................maybe'/><category term='I&apos;m such a little devil....see what i did with that link there?  Tee Hee Hee'/><category term='isnt it'/><category term='Work Sucks'/><category term='If i had knives popping out of my fingers I would be one bad-ass mother'/><category term='I&apos;m Just Kidding about the hooker.......the decent ones are too expensive'/><category term='Not working is fun'/><category term='I&apos;d give a Happy Ending Massage for a REAL Murder Mystery Mini-Series'/><category term='This proves that I make beautiful babies..... who&apos;s up first?'/><category term='old pictures'/><category term='OJ is a piece of shit who killed his wife.....thats not relevant to this post but i thought id remind everyone anyway'/><category term='Damn you Jean Renoir'/><category term='I&apos;m Crushing Your Head'/><category term='Listening to an old cassette player and working out in my basement is no longer seeming as cool as it used to be'/><category term='Naughty Nurse'/><category term='I just subtely implied that i have a big wee-wee'/><category term='and i WOULD stop to help her if the game has a PAUSE button'/><category term='Anyone got a rope?'/><category term='I dont care HOW skinny Posh gets...id still like to have some sexytime with her'/><category term='Put Some Damn Batteries In The Box'/><category term='Hey who wants some gerbils?'/><category term='I Look So Damn Good In Tight Ski Pants.... Did I Just Say That Out Loud?'/><category term='Bad Girls Are Good Girls'/><category term='Legos'/><category term='When is somebody gonna draw ME a hot bath with rose petals?'/><category term='Webcam'/><category term='this offer is good for anyone except earl.... i know damn well what he would use them for'/><category term='Jaws Still Scares The Shit Out of Me'/><category term='Nerds'/><category term='typing'/><category term='Watchmen'/><category term='I&apos;ll Take Money Too But I&apos;d Rather Have The Nudie Pics'/><category term='Birthday'/><category term='Cocaine'/><category term='Vacation'/><category term='Lame'/><category term='Google fun'/><category term='Serenity'/><category term='Matt Damon'/><category term='Anyone who says that i forgot to add General Hospital is cruising for a knuckle sandwich'/><category term='I really wish i could make this tag funny but i cant.'/><category term='I think I honestly like my song better than the real one'/><category term='Neither One of these pricks has ever had me on their show'/><category term='If the paper had been bigger then i would have drawn my dick bigger'/><category term='Six Months Without My Best Friend'/><category term='no love'/><category term='I still think i should have branched out into whoopie cushions'/><category term='Naked pictures might work too... hey it doesnt hurt to try'/><category term='band aids'/><category term='GPS'/><category term='Sneezing Powder'/><category term='Lost Rocks My Dock'/><category term='Although i DO have to admit that Zac Effron is quite dreamy'/><category term='I will NOT admit that i jumped out of my seat during this movie....certainly NOT'/><category term='If i joined the Army they would have to change their motto to &apos;Dont Ask Dont Tell......That I&apos;m Fucking HOT&apos;'/><category term='If I had my own Iron Man suit i think the crotch section would be too restrictive for me'/><category term='Chicks I Need To Have Sex With Before I Die'/><category term='Mom'/><category term='wii fit'/><category term='Thanks Guys'/><category term='Tooth Fairy'/><category term='Summer'/><category term='Molested'/><category term='Am i a pervert if i admit i would like to have sex with a blue chick with a tail?'/><category term='cursing'/><category term='I really hope he decides to go with the flip flops'/><category term='Friends Dont Let Friends Fist'/><category term='I&apos;m not kidding about making a mess in my pants....want to see?'/><category term='Im completely open to making a deal to renovate anyone elses house for sexual favors'/><category term='Joe Don Baker'/><category term='If It Actually Manages To Break 100 Degrees This Summer I Will Treat You ALL To A Naked Picture Of Myself'/><category term='Heroes'/><category term='attention test'/><category term='Watching shitty movies is more fun than it should be'/><category term='I get turned on whenever i see a female zombie....is that weird?'/><category term='Long Island'/><category term='TV Show'/><category term='Summer In The City'/><category term='The Simpsons'/><category term='In some circles i am known as Pussy Galore......'/><category term='All things being equal id prefer the kiss......unless you&apos;re ugly'/><category term='I was going to name this post &apos;Im pretty sure they were Asian&apos; but i think only Earl would get the joke'/><category term='controversal films'/><category term='star wars'/><category term='Physical Therapy'/><category term='Any rumors floating about that i cried like a little girl are dead wrong......its my allergies dammit'/><category term='Im gonna make it after all.......'/><category term='Having Your House Re-done is a Real Pain In the Balls'/><category term='embarrassing moments'/><category term='Office Hell'/><category term='busted'/><category term='Headlines'/><category term='Fat Bastard'/><category term='Religion'/><category term='Scary Movies'/><category term='One day im gonna put 61 fucking cans on the belt to see if they&apos;ll catch it'/><category term='Does Anyone Still Read The Funny Shit I Write Down Here?'/><category term='cloverfield'/><category term='Seriously....fuck you internet'/><category term='sue simmons'/><category term='For this post I almost put up a picture of a gopher holding a gun.... i think this one is better dont you?'/><category term='Pilobolus'/><category term='Christmas Spirit'/><category term='I Wonder If I Can Still Fit Into My Acid-Washed Cut-offs'/><category term='I need to unload this backlog of snarky comments soon or i&apos;m gonna explode.....'/><category term='Its a good bet that Randy has been skipping his pilates classes'/><category term='One Year In Heaven'/><category term='If I Could Only Get Myself To Go Gay I Wouldnt Have These Kinds Of Problems'/><category term='If I Were A Cop They Would Probably Take Advantage Of My Killer Good Looks And Make Me Work As An Undercover Male Prostitute'/><category term='On the other hand there are some people who pay good money for that'/><category term='Every time i put this post through spell-check &apos;coked-up&apos; 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And an Iphone'/><category term='Orgies Can Be Lucrative'/><category term='artistry'/><category term='If i ever tried to actually clip my puppys nails with a clipper i think id end up losing a finger'/><category term='And don&apos;t anyone tell me to get &apos;Love Butt&quot; tattooed on my ass.... i have that one already'/><category term='Survivor'/><category term='icon'/><category term='Spending all your money is remarkably fun'/><category term='bed bath and beyond'/><category term='Bloopers'/><category term='Mommy Blogs'/><category term='Dont judge me about that whole Howler Monkey thing...'/><category term='David Hasselhof'/><category term='greg benson'/><category term='Surprise Party'/><category term='Earl'/><category term='This post makes me want to play a rousing game of PONG'/><category term='Listing'/><category term='Death'/><category term='I&apos;m one sexy sounding Son Of A Bitch'/><category term='He should get partial credit....that IS too fucking much to spend on a pen'/><category term='Sarah Palin'/><category term='Addictions'/><title type='text'>Comments on Slydesblog: What Every Father Wants To Hear</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/feeds/2380603015895081660/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><author><name>Slyde</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02170343849186268727</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VGgC2GxLfbg/SS9i6OwdcLI/AAAAAAAAAeQ/HoZDfbygsFY/S220/Camping+Trip.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>28</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-4208226072282642346</id><published>2010-02-22T06:55:32.706-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-22T06:55:32.706-05:00</updated><title type='text'>HA HA HA!! Poor Mini Me!

Lucky you though! I&amp;#39;...</title><content type='html'>HA HA HA!! Poor Mini Me!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lucky you though! I&amp;#39;ve never seen snow before in my life! That&amp;#39;s what comes with staying in South Africa!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/4208226072282642346'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/4208226072282642346'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266839732706#c4208226072282642346' title=''/><author><name>Candice Claire</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04729644547764223986</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16835451382850440930'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1090459393'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-828573836600701341</id><published>2010-02-18T17:27:26.131-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-18T17:27:26.131-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Awww....poor Mini Me. 

If I&amp;#39;d been in your ne...</title><content type='html'>Awww....poor Mini Me. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If I&amp;#39;d been in your neighborhood shoveling snow (which I won&amp;#39;t be, because we still can&amp;#39;t get out of ours....since the beginning of December now), I would have stopped and watched too.  You pass up entertainment like that!  :-)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/828573836600701341'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/828573836600701341'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266532046131#c828573836600701341' title=''/><author><name>Nej</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00982042722943000994</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='18034744238485214817'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4u5GN_sabZo/SdN3nDlVBcI/AAAAAAAABJE/Y-HSRijK8fg/S220/P3220159.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1471276670'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-1394724583145217354</id><published>2010-02-16T19:54:05.237-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-16T19:54:05.237-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I think this all stems from that Thriller video th...</title><content type='html'>I think this all stems from that Thriller video that you let him watch last month......I warned you.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/1394724583145217354'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/1394724583145217354'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266368045237#c1394724583145217354' title=''/><author><name>Bruce</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10898228670873232050</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11871160250263548229'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sbIo3o5Hn3Q/SZCMX2wV-VI/AAAAAAAADT4/-_T3SJHT3fQ/S220/3260025985_6d10dcea8e_o.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1289677168'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-873749250635246275</id><published>2010-02-16T13:00:47.750-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-16T13:00:47.750-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I haven&amp;#39;t laughed this hard at a blog in quite...</title><content type='html'>I haven&amp;#39;t laughed this hard at a blog in quite awhile. THAT IS PRICELESS!!!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/873749250635246275'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/873749250635246275'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266343247750#c873749250635246275' title=''/><author><name>The Ambiguous Blob</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07167553555513633437</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YZ-dmB-Zn60/SXYJLa6R-yI/AAAAAAAAAIk/c76GwTVejBw/S220/PINUP003.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1554727144'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-9037928470880382604</id><published>2010-02-16T12:03:49.935-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-16T12:03:49.935-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I love your stories with Mini-me. Great mantra.</title><content type='html'>I love your stories with Mini-me. Great mantra.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/9037928470880382604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/9037928470880382604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266339829935#c9037928470880382604' title=''/><author><name>Meghan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13109096232554591570</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='26' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1Mx_6T_8xks/Sq1At4PoBPI/AAAAAAAAAbE/oCGs2IJjRUE/S220/Copy+of+Photo-0226.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1008824978'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-1763986325433956274</id><published>2010-02-15T22:41:47.752-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-15T22:41:47.752-05:00</updated><title type='text'>That was awesome.  There are no words.  Except may...</title><content type='html'>That was awesome.  There are no words.  Except maybe hahahahahaha!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/1763986325433956274'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/1763986325433956274'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266291707752#c1763986325433956274' title=''/><author><name>Faiqa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14195313677689473346</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00591244862803290992'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YliBO0aFtCA/STVrYLd8K1I/AAAAAAAAAIY/6pK3uZqF3cY/S220/IMG_0176.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1998144930'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-4082015375203599708</id><published>2010-02-15T15:23:56.910-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-15T15:23:56.910-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I love penis stories!!</title><content type='html'>I love penis stories!!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/4082015375203599708'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/4082015375203599708'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266265436910#c4082015375203599708' title=''/><author><name>Kaylen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03470854343779969623</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08356348105451419388'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_p8sqefdm9x0/SMyl3yAbrQI/AAAAAAAAC4Q/Hk_mZlHRSB0/S220/me.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1081814818'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-3253696978791689211</id><published>2010-02-15T09:16:59.208-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-15T09:16:59.208-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hehehe... I bet you were just like that as a kid.....</title><content type='html'>Hehehe... I bet you were just like that as a kid... Any excuse to say &amp;#39;penis&amp;#39;. Wait, you&amp;#39;re still like that ;-)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/3253696978791689211'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/3253696978791689211'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266243419208#c3253696978791689211' title=''/><author><name>Tamara</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875207633073348136</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06929498544632817676'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_B8ICD5kTvJU/SEeM6Ak8RyI/AAAAAAAAAJI/FKrnY6P8PxE/S220/1420544337_78ff5e1cea.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1777667640'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-7406248974039156241</id><published>2010-02-14T02:53:34.177-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-14T02:53:34.177-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I too am surrounded by snow. 

You and mini me bui...</title><content type='html'>I too am surrounded by snow. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You and mini me building a snowman, so cute.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;P.S. I always enjoy reading the back and forth comments between you and B.E. Earl</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/7406248974039156241'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/7406248974039156241'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266134014177#c7406248974039156241' title=''/><author><name>Cocaine Princess</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10512654768220278663</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04885406237614331766'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FSXPXH8cDao/S2hej1LmXmI/AAAAAAAADl4/4toPXs06s6s/S220/Dec.+31+2009+Cartagena,+Colombia.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2060217217'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-8781867125580930726</id><published>2010-02-13T17:07:26.977-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-13T17:07:26.977-05:00</updated><title type='text'>That was close, it could have been a bad case of &amp;...</title><content type='html'>That was close, it could have been a bad case of &amp;quot;snow balls!&amp;quot;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/8781867125580930726'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/8781867125580930726'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266098846977#c8781867125580930726' title=''/><author><name>Secretia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17918386483936030503</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16076420859934988382'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='13' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_epCYx3e6bKA/SqfjoGFhU_I/AAAAAAAAABc/IAdI8cxkqWU/S220/secretiapic.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-361937175'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-3716363263101749580</id><published>2010-02-13T16:03:23.693-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-13T16:03:23.693-05:00</updated><title type='text'>He&amp;#39;ll never forgive you for this. You know tha...</title><content type='html'>He&amp;#39;ll never forgive you for this. You know that, right? Every time you think you&amp;#39;ve got the upper hand, he&amp;#39;ll bring up the time dad hurt his penis and make you wallow in guilt.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/3716363263101749580'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/3716363263101749580'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266095003693#c3716363263101749580' title=''/><author><name>terri</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12510457113017189354</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='07275930664523672131'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T8YLzCDm0wQ/Sa5qtr6LRwI/AAAAAAAAAGI/TiPYjsVg2h4/S220/IMG_9047_1.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-571217256'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2343100038873650097</id><published>2010-02-13T10:55:50.264-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-13T10:55:50.264-05:00</updated><title type='text'>BAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Thats all i&amp;#39;ve got! BAHH...</title><content type='html'>BAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thats all i&amp;#39;ve got! BAHHH HA HA! POOR BABY!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/2343100038873650097'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/2343100038873650097'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266076550264#c2343100038873650097' title=''/><author><name>Brittany</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05214217695583490523</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='06588395987919225279'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='20' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kKwi9-KBtUo/SqcoX9GUQmI/AAAAAAAABP4/Drxzhra4Vh0/S220/britt.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2096055011'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-327014142618570438</id><published>2010-02-13T03:10:08.395-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-13T03:10:08.395-05:00</updated><title type='text'>OH and I do hope Mini Me&amp;#39;s penis is all better...</title><content type='html'>OH and I do hope Mini Me&amp;#39;s penis is all better by now...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/327014142618570438'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/327014142618570438'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266048608395#c327014142618570438' title=''/><author><name>Chris H</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03599144462630400401</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04188331068221635293'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7KtnsnmgDe8/Sywm7_2SpkI/AAAAAAAAIjY/bMnRIu3ln-4/S220/STEW+TOOK+THEM+007.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1540620139'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-1090689309493976771</id><published>2010-02-13T03:09:06.697-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-13T03:09:06.697-05:00</updated><title type='text'>OMG wish I&amp;#39;d been there! That is hysterical.  ...</title><content type='html'>OMG wish I&amp;#39;d been there! That is hysterical.  And sad. Poor boy.  Careless Daddy!  That picture of the snowmen is SICK.  YOU  are sick.  In a nice way of course.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/1090689309493976771'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/1090689309493976771'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266048546697#c1090689309493976771' title=''/><author><name>Chris H</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03599144462630400401</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04188331068221635293'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7KtnsnmgDe8/Sywm7_2SpkI/AAAAAAAAIjY/bMnRIu3ln-4/S220/STEW+TOOK+THEM+007.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1540620139'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6968935227919451337</id><published>2010-02-12T19:11:48.668-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-12T19:11:48.668-05:00</updated><title type='text'>hey there...came back to check you out after the l...</title><content type='html'>hey there...came back to check you out after the lovely comment at my humble blog.&lt;br /&gt;And?&lt;br /&gt;My son said: Mom. LOOKATTHISPENIS!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Awesome. Thanks for doing that at Costco, love.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Little shit.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/6968935227919451337'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/6968935227919451337'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266019908668#c6968935227919451337' title=''/><author><name>JenJen</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13118893759726079685</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C4XAWAUopXo/S2y1TY_AKTI/AAAAAAAAAbY/xDqRByvpYgo/S220/me.bmp'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1660146145'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6690957108238921710</id><published>2010-02-12T17:54:25.653-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-12T17:54:25.653-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh man... I needed that laugh today.  Thank you an...</title><content type='html'>Oh man... I needed that laugh today.  Thank you and Mini-you... I love his mantra!  HAHAHA!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/6690957108238921710'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/6690957108238921710'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266015265653#c6690957108238921710' title=''/><author><name>Susan Higgins</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07019940790074997076</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='04913995370903997749'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Qooh7tNhbpU/S19Rh6otmkI/AAAAAAAAAkQ/MNaLTnXvp2U/S220/Picture+084.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-4776474'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-4296293444789345646</id><published>2010-02-12T17:41:14.266-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-12T17:41:14.266-05:00</updated><title type='text'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-8Ihsccknw

Ok, I ...</title><content type='html'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-8Ihsccknw&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok, I know it&amp;#39;s hardly the same story, but hey, it also includes a small child saying the word &amp;quot;penis&amp;quot; to humorous effect. Enjoy!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/4296293444789345646'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/4296293444789345646'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266014474266#c4296293444789345646' title=''/><author><name>Kirsty</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04467950246646179449</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='08092758904582237540'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FtFCHrEij6g/S3R5DBKIn_I/AAAAAAAABEM/SIfyZbOoF80/S220/n650018741_186414_7802.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-6060578'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5268547770885744061</id><published>2010-02-12T16:28:11.657-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-12T16:28:11.657-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Poor Mini...but he&amp;#39;ll get over it, eventually!...</title><content type='html'>Poor Mini...but he&amp;#39;ll get over it, eventually!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When we were teenagers, I dropped a cup of boiling hot coffee over my ever-the-drama-queen brother&amp;#39;s crotch....he leapt about shrieking that I&amp;#39;d destroyed his chance of ever fathering a child, etc etc&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I must remember to tell that story to his two daughters some day...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/5268547770885744061'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/5268547770885744061'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266010091657#c5268547770885744061' title=''/><author><name>Nat</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08601477827694926858</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='10309907869179302597'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_PSVwDsqd30g/S2ASzBz3Q5I/AAAAAAAABNY/YzReopVobZM/S220/Photo+2.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1866337472'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-4073565996544183305</id><published>2010-02-12T16:11:29.756-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-12T16:11:29.756-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Ouch.  My son threw out this zinger in the pizza s...</title><content type='html'>Ouch.  My son threw out this zinger in the pizza shop, after he&amp;#39;d been poking and prodding the baby earlier in the day.&amp;quot;we don&amp;#39;t touch babies penises, mom - right?&amp;quot;  But this was loud, like what I call TODDLER loud..</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/4073565996544183305'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/4073565996544183305'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266009089756#c4073565996544183305' title=''/><author><name>GiGi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04879399199941943861</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='09107602097721325425'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Myz05isrY5E/SKiGBt-uytI/AAAAAAAAATA/wzM7hQJBjtU/S220/avatar2.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-88225861'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2264500833422373008</id><published>2010-02-12T16:11:07.686-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-12T16:11:07.686-05:00</updated><title type='text'>that made me laugh so hard! i fled south dakota fo...</title><content type='html'>that made me laugh so hard! i fled south dakota for texas so i could ride all winter- and what happens when i get here- rain for 2 weeks and then the snowstorm of the decade that dumped 12 inches of snow on us. real nice of you mother nature.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/2264500833422373008'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/2264500833422373008'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266009067686#c2264500833422373008' title=''/><author><name>~The South Dakota Cowgirl~</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01041226008516278509</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='11204438382704410580'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2Zv7N7o2LEM/So2fIqkV9cI/AAAAAAAAHQQ/SzFOzBI_MBY/S220/P8082679.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1544110687'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-4288672661599229287</id><published>2010-02-12T15:32:17.981-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-12T15:32:17.981-05:00</updated><title type='text'>This snow is driving me bat shit insane!  Luckily,...</title><content type='html'>This snow is driving me bat shit insane!  Luckily, my mini-me&amp;#39;s went back to school today so I got at least one day off, but... it&amp;#39;s supposed to snow again this weekend.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;happy...happy...joy...joy</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/4288672661599229287'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/4288672661599229287'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266006737981#c4288672661599229287' title=''/><author><name>Christine</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12008452876962849750</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='10158459439486838362'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KzH1QEzk2PY/S3MkgGaLnEI/AAAAAAAACCA/Zix1iO3wL98/S220/me.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-205802620'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-6505244374553362070</id><published>2010-02-12T15:23:07.012-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-12T15:23:07.012-05:00</updated><title type='text'>ah... adventures in parenting...
priceless!!

be s...</title><content type='html'>ah... adventures in parenting...&lt;br /&gt;priceless!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;be sure to tell this one at his wedding.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/6505244374553362070'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/6505244374553362070'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266006187012#c6505244374553362070' title=''/><author><name>i am the diva</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02263135869760345387</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='00578668474421166064'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='29' height='32' src='http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb197/madam_diva/pinup-1.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2021003350'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-5612118570318449157</id><published>2010-02-12T14:55:27.761-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-12T14:55:27.761-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I&amp;#39;m pretty sure he always *was* the catcher, a...</title><content type='html'>I&amp;#39;m pretty sure he always *was* the catcher, and never the pitcher.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We&amp;#39;re not really talking about baseball though, right?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/5612118570318449157'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/5612118570318449157'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266004527761#c5612118570318449157' title=''/><author><name>CPalermo21</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08006986077161266489</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='25' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_D4M4g7GVwU4/S2oezsKqSSI/AAAAAAAAAAM/chi8D6UCIOM/S220/17452_1333333807419_1053247971_999770_1691075_n.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1463742712'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-8182466249543682216</id><published>2010-02-12T13:52:42.539-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-12T13:52:42.539-05:00</updated><title type='text'>earl:  i think you must be right.  It explains you...</title><content type='html'>earl:  i think you must be right.  It explains your attraction to me.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/8182466249543682216'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/8182466249543682216'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1266000762539#c8182466249543682216' title=''/><author><name>Slyde</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02170343849186268727</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='28' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VGgC2GxLfbg/SS9i6OwdcLI/AAAAAAAAAeQ/HoZDfbygsFY/S220/Camping+Trip.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1283204604'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2379270611973642594</id><published>2010-02-12T13:29:48.604-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-12T13:29:48.604-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I&amp;#39;m not surprised.  You and penises have some ...</title><content type='html'>I&amp;#39;m not surprised.  You and penises have some kind of magnetic attraction.  But good God, man...he&amp;#39;s your son!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/2379270611973642594'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/2380603015895081660/comments/default/2379270611973642594'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html?showComment=1265999388604#c2379270611973642594' title=''/><author><name>B.E. Earl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03139591223231428391</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='01146110718751493054'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='33' height='21' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5iwQA4JJdUs/SV7jTUg0wZI/AAAAAAAAA08/obqLPeU9pf0/S220/greenmanBEAL.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.slydesblog.com/2010/02/what-every-father-wants-to-hear.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31364409.post-2380603015895081660' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31364409/posts/default/2380603015895081660' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-385131514'/></entry></feed>
