Tuesday, November 19, 2013

People often ask me why i like to lock myself away in my man-cave...

Ok, no they don't.

But, if they did, this is the kind of tale i would relate that would explain my case....

Friz: Good morning.

Stud: Good morning.

Friz: Hey, are you going out to get bagels this morning?

Stud: Bagels? No, i wasn't planning to.

Friz: Oh.

Stud: What?

Friz: No, it's OK.

Stud: What's OK?

Friz: No, don't worry about it.

Stud: Worry about WHAT?

Friz: Nothing.

Stud: OK.

Friz: ..... So, you AREN'T going out to get bagels this morning?

Stud: No, I'm not!

Friz: Why?

Stud: Well, for one thing, it's raining outside. And for another, i'm not hungry.

Friz: Oh, OK.

Stud: Sigh..... do you WANT me to go out and get bagels?

Friz: It's up to you.

This conversation took place about 90 seconds after i woke up.

P.S. I got bagels.


A Daft Scots Lass said...

Good Man!

Just Keepin It Real, Folks! said...

Was the bagel soft, warm and inviting?

MarkD60 said...

Typical husband wife conversation around here!

Bruce Johnson said...

Oh Gawd, it is like we are twin sons of different mothers.

Verdant Earl said...

On Friz' side with this one. Again.

You're the worst.

Jill said...

Obviously "Were you going to get bagels this morning?" is Fritz language that translates to, "I sure am hungry for bagels and I wish my wonderful husband would prove his love for me by going to get them even though he has no interest in bagels whatsoever. :-)

Mrs. Hall said...

next time get the bagels teh night before. that way you can sleep in.

SEE not so hard now was it?