Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Chicks And Their Baggage

Can i ask you girls a personal question?

What the HOLY HELL is it with you chicks and your handbags?

I mean Holy Shit you guys have issues!

I have never seen a group of people who hem and haw so much over something that is nothing more than a bag that holds your shit.

"Should i get a double strap, or a single strap? Louis Vuitton or Prada? I need another bag that matches my shoes!"

Are you kidding me?

Ladies, let me give you a small insight into the complex mind of men....

We don't care if you're bag is Prada or not.....

We don't care if the bag matches your dress, your shoes, or your hair....

We don't care if your bag is rectangular, round, or square.....

To be quite honest, we don't give a shit if you're holding a trash bag filled with dead puppies. All we care about is if we are going to get lucky or not.

So, do yourself a favor and stop stressing about the whole handbag thing.

Believe me, we aren't noticing it.

The only way we will comment about your handbag is if it's on fire and you throw it at us.

13 comments:

Young and Fabulous said...

HAHAHA!! too true

girls are way too obsessed with bags...im only semi-guilty, as I like something that is efficient and will hold my crap without it being so big it ends up looking like a diaper bag!

Slyde said...

yeah, 1 caveat to what i said...

when chicks carry bags that are so big that i think i could live in it, well thats slightly less sexy to me.

Bouncin Barb said...

Slyyyyyyyde! How the heck are you? I loved your post. When I was much younger I used to fret about the handbag. Now...the only time I think about any is if I'm traveling and it's really small. Besides, I know men aren't checking my purse out. They are looking at me "bouncing" hahahaha! Hope all is well up north!

Just Keepin It Real, Folks! said...

Slyde, women dress to impress men, and they buy purses and shoes to impress women. Geez, have you learned nuthin' over the years?????

Choleesa said...

The handbags are to impress other women, to impress them and then "pretend" that we dont give a fluck what other women think....
We are silly that way.

Slyde said...

barb: how the heck are ya girl? its been ages!

real/chol: you are the first 2 chicks ive ever spoken with to tell me that. that makes sense. Ok, it doesnt make sense at all, but at least i understand it.

MarkD60 said...

When I read the title of this post, I thought you would also mention luggage. My wife, and I believe all women, pack their luggage with an incredible density, so that a large suitcase will always be overweight. I have a theory that if the world limits the size of womens suitcases, they can eliminate overweight baggage fees.
On our last trip, the plan was to take empty suitcases so we could go shopping and bring stuff back. My wife said her bag weighed "about 20 pounds" It was 45 pounds! She had room for 5 pounds of stuff to bring back!

Slyde said...

a 45 pound suitcase? that's insane, man. you're a good husband.... can i marry you?

Chris H said...

DUDE!!! You have no idea do ya?
We love our bags. We need to carry more 'stuff' than you blokes!

You are more likely to get lucky by HELPING your girl pick just the right one.. or ten!

And if you PAY for it too.. well hell you WILL GET LUCKY for sure.

Just ask my hubby! lol

beach lad said...

the only time i love my wife's handbag(s) is when we get to the pub and i throw the car keys in it....

Bijoux said...

LOL.... Yeah, we are nuts! I can think of two posts I've written on purses (now I'm feeling the shame)

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

I have a brown one and a black one. I have to switch them out for different outfits sometimes. I know one is Coach because I remember my step daughter being excited about the brand. And the other I know is a nice one because my aunt gave it to me and she never buys anything that isn't nice. But I couldn't tell you the brand. Also I've recently had to add a diaper bag for the extra space.

SweetBlueZ51 said...

Women aren't dressing up for us guys, it's for the other girls. And it's not only handbags, the whole slew of BIG BRAND NAME BIG BUCKS ITEMS in all the other categories just as much; SHOES, CLOTHES, JEWELRY, etc.