Mini-Me gets a lot of things from me..... my stunning brown eyes, my rugged jawline, my devilishly goodlooks, my humility.....
Also, he seems to have inherited my sense of humor.
We were taking our weekly trip to Carvel last night, and because i have the maturity of a house fly, i spent most of the car ride teasing him about this girl in his class who CLEARLY has the hots for him, but to even MENTION this to him puts my son in a rage. He does NOT want to talk about girls.
So, as i said, i spent the better part of the car ride making up stupid little knock-knock jokes, with REALLLY lame punch lines meant to tease him.
So, after 5 minutes of this, Mini-Me looked at me, and the following conversation took place:
Mini-Me: Daddy, can i say a bad word?
Stud: What? Why?
Mini-Me: I want to tell YOU a joke now, but i need to say a bad word.
Stud: You NEED to say a bad word to tell me the joke?
Mini-Me: Yes daddy.
Stud: Hmmmmm. Ok, as long as we dont make a habbit of this.
Mini-Me: I wont, daddy. I never say bad words.
Stud: Ok, lay it on me.
Mini-Me: Ok............ "What did one Daddy say to the other Daddy?"
Stud: I dunno... what?
Mini-Me: "You're a dick!"
I honestly don't know what was funnier.... the fact that i was completely speechless, or the fact that he found this joke so BRILLIANTLY raunchy that he simply could not contain himself. He laughed himself silly, with tears in his eyes, for the remainder of our trip. I have never seen him so beside himself with laughter.
Which, in the end, is what it's all about, isnt it?
Now I just need to teach him to fuck with OTHER people, and not with me.