Thursday, May 30, 2013

The Joker


Mini-Me gets a lot of things from me..... my stunning brown eyes, my rugged jawline, my devilishly goodlooks, my humility.....

Also, he seems to have inherited my sense of humor.

We were taking our weekly trip to Carvel last night, and because i have the maturity of a house fly, i spent most of the car ride teasing him about this girl in his class who CLEARLY has the hots for him, but to even MENTION this to him puts my son in a rage.  He does NOT want to talk about girls.

So, as i said, i spent the better part of the car ride making up stupid little knock-knock jokes, with REALLLY lame punch lines meant to tease him.

So, after 5 minutes of this, Mini-Me looked at me, and the following conversation took place:

Mini-Me:  Daddy, can i say a bad word?

Stud:  What?  Why?

Mini-Me:  I want to tell YOU a joke now, but i need to say a bad word.

Stud:  You NEED to say a bad word to tell me the joke?

Mini-Me:  Yes daddy.

Stud:  Hmmmmm.  Ok, as long as we dont make a habbit of this.

Mini-Me:  I wont, daddy.  I never say bad words.

Stud:  Ok, lay it on me.

Mini-Me:  Ok............ "What did one Daddy say to the other Daddy?"

Stud:  I dunno... what?

Mini-Me:  "You're a dick!"


I honestly don't know what was funnier.... the fact that i was completely speechless, or the fact that he found this joke so BRILLIANTLY raunchy that he simply could not contain himself.  He laughed himself silly, with tears in his eyes, for the remainder of our trip.  I have never seen him so beside himself with laughter.

Which, in the end, is what it's all about, isnt it?

Now I just need to teach him to fuck with OTHER people, and not with me.

14 comments:

Just Keepin It Real, Folks! said...

I'm so going to use that one! Oh and there is a chick at my gym who we call The Joker because she wears her lipstick all over her face just like him. Classic!!!

Slyde said...

is she single?

MarkD60 said...

Haaaa! You got your ass kicked!
When my wife teases me, I remind her pleadingly that I can dish it out, but I can't take it!

B.E. Earl said...

I dig that kid. He knows exactly what you are. Perfect.

Dick.

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Annabelle Archer said...

That's awesome.

Yvonne said...

bahahaha! good one! way to go mini-you!

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Oh good one! There's nothing so heartwarming as when your kids share your sense of humor. It'll make the teen years worth it, believe me. :-)

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