Monday, April 22, 2013

Shortest. Employement. Ever.

You guys know how much i adore a good newscaster blooper, right?

Well, North Dakota news anchor A.J. Clemente just made MY Monday a whole lot better!

Clemente, who was just hired by NBC affiliate KFYR-TV in North Dakota was JUST about to be introduced by his new co-anchor on his FIRST day of his job, when he apparently didnt realize that his mike was on, and decided to blurt out what was on his mind...

Unfortunately, for young A.J., what was on his mind was the need to yell "Fucking Shit!".

Thats funny enough, but then his poor co-host, Van, tries to bully through it, and just stumbles all over herself.

Then, not to be outdone, my new best friend A.J. decides to try to get one last sentence out before his career got cut blisteringly short.

He probably should have stopped at "Fucking Shit".

Anyway, as would be expected in our ultra P.C., offend-no-one world, KFYR reported today that Clemente "has been suspended until we resolve the situation. All we can do at this point is ask for your forgiveness."

Forgivness? This dude deserves an Emmy!


MarkD60 said...

Once I worked a a McDonalds one week and gave my two weeks notice. I should have just quit.
I thought that was the record.

Just Keepin It Real, Folks! said...

That's my boy a graduate of my alma matter WVU makin' us proud. Fucking shit YEA!!!! GO MOUNTAINEERS!!!!!!!!!

Slyde said...

mark: I beat you. I worked at mc'ds ONE day, then quit.

real: you must be so proud! :)

Yvonne said...

Ha! Wow! I love it! I thought I was bad when I answered the phone at work and thought I put them on hold but actually put them on speaker and I tell my coworker, "It's that annoying idiot on the phone again!" ---yeah, my boss was less than pleased.

Slyde said...

ouch... thats pretty bad, too.

Heff said...

SO CLOSE !!! If they'd have only started filming ONE SECOND LATER - well, it STILL would have sucked !

Slyde said...


Chantel said...

Ha! Totally just made my day! I had a phone crash one day when I thought I put a client on hold and said out loud, "Dear God, please let her get her ego out of her ass so we can close this deal!"

Um, missed that commission.

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Chris G. said...

One things for sure, the people that they employ for the news outside of New York City always seems so unprofessional in general. This was really funny though!