Hey, I'm hip with what's going on with the young kids today, aren't i?
Sure, i am!
Oh, definitely! I'm all about the I-pods and the hipop and the Spongebob Squarepants... all that relevant stuff!
So, I felt it was high time that i took this ol' blog here up to the next level, and began to interface with this new fangled phenomenon called "The Internet".
Yeah, I'm not sure what it is, either. But apparently, Its a way for young kids today to look at porn, which sounds useful.
It's also a way that the kids today can meet up on something called a "social networking site". Ever the persistent investigator, i did even MORE research and found out that the most popular networking site is something called "Facebook".
I know.... I've never heard of it, either. But from what I'm understanding of it so far, this Facebook thingie is a place where you can see how ugly your girlfriends from high school have become. It's also a way that you can promote things going on in your life.
Anyway, i had 5 minutes to spare the other day, so i thought I'd step into the modern age and make a SLYDESBLOG page on Facebook.
So now, you can all go log on NOW and "LIKE" me and stuff. I'm not sure what that does for me, but apparently the more likes i get, the more my life has meaning, so I'm all for people to like it in bunches.
I haven't really done anything there yet, but maybe I'll start linking my posts HERE over THERE, and maybe, just MAYBE, if i get enough people following me over there, i can even put up some pictures now and then of me in my banana thong.
If THAT'S not enough of an incentive to get you folks over there, then I don't know WHAT is!