Thursday, February 28, 2013

I'd Rather Kiss A Wookie!


I've mentioned before about how one of my favorite things to do on the interwebs (besides porn) is reading news stories, usually from Yahoo, and then read the user comments below. The people's comments are always best part of the story.... there are some damn funny sons-of-bitches out there.


But, there are also some sickos out there. Real nuts who i think should be put down before they do any more damage to the gene pool.

What i'm getting at is, one minute i'm laughing my ass off while reading a story about a huge fire in a factory in China, where one commenter posted "Chinese fire drill! I mean it this time!".......

... and after the next story i feel like i need to take a shower.

Earlier, I was reading about Carrie Fisher and the fact that she is apparently Bi Polar and during a cruise last week where she was a featured entertainer, she apparently had an episode where she forgot all the words to her songs and cleaned up dog shit on the stage with a napkin and then crammed the napkin inside a couch.

I figured that i'd no doubt get a chuckle out of many of the 'concerned' people commenting, but then i came across this post:

"Question: there was this girl in my apt that would get extremely "horney" and i would kinda take advantage of her until i realized that she would forget the next day. I never forced myself on her at any time but now reading these posts makes me realize that possibly i was kinda raping her ???? I dont want to get into trouble or nothing and we havent done it in about a month and she never complained to me or even remembers it. So can i get into trouble. I live here in boston and they really are crackin down on the so called date rape thing. I could always say we were drunk and did some drugs whitchis true but i think unless she complains now that she is seeing a therapist for het bye polor disease and he is asking alot of questions about whos she been with. So the question is that if she is going thru a bye polor thing and gets horney and i hit it is that rape if she doesnt remember ?????? Thank you t. Klowskie"

That's gotta me some guy's attempt at a joke, right? Can that be for realz?

Well, Mr. Klowskie, thank you for lessoning my hope for humanity by another notch. Well done, sir!

9 comments:

Just Keepin It Real, Folks! said...

Mr. Klowski has an excellent command of the English language so I'm sure he's up on all of the latest case law regarding the date rape thing and bye polor disorder.

Slyde said...

'bye polor'... that makes me chuckle every time :)

B.E. Earl said...

Are you, Slyde, T. Klowskie?

Listen, this guy is clearly a retard (sorry, PC-police). And the woman in the story doesn't sound any better. I've got a cousin who is bi-polar, and short-term memory loss isn't really a part of that particular equation. If the story poorly written by retard #1 is true, then it sounds like she's made some poor decisions while being overly-medicated or drunk. Join the fucking club.

So as long as they don't procreate, I'm fine with however they want to live their lives. In or out of the bedroom.

Slyde said...

earl, you're the chick he's talking about, arent you?

the first step towards recovery is admittion....

BamaTrav said...

No unless she wakes up with a sore ass farting cum bubbles.

Choleesa said...

I read the news just for comments such as this one.
People are such dumbfucks.

B.E. Earl said...

"admittion"

I love when you make up words.

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Yeah I'm thinking bye polor is their problems...

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Ok I shouldn't try & leave comments while the baby is typing on the keyboard. That should have said LEAST of their problems. Glad I came back to check. :-)

In any case, it seems like if he's confused about whether or not he's date raping a girl he sees on at least a semi-regular basis, maybe the one he wants to ask is her.