Friday, February 15, 2013

Go, Joe!

I've talked before about how i was a little tyke during the 70's.

Being a kid around that time, of course i had a G.I. Joe doll.

And I'm not talking about one of those lame-ass NEW G.I.Joe's, either.  NOWADAYS, there is no "G.I. Joe".  Rather, G.I. Joe is the name of some super team of asshats who go around fighting some OTHER team of asshats called COBRA.

No, i'm talking about the REAL, ORIGINAL G.I. Joe.

They made SO many versions of Joe back in the day.  You weren't cool unless you had more than one.

I had an original G.I. Joe.

I had the famous Joe with "Kung-Fu Grip"

I had a Joe that you could press a button on his back and he would make a karate chop.

But i NEVER....

Ever......

Never.....

Never did i have a G.I. Joe that had real pubic hair on its head.

8 comments:

Heff said...

"DOLL" ?? DAMNIT, MAN - FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, MAN UP AND CALL IT AN "ACTION FIGURE" BEFORE I FEEL AS LIMP-WRISTED AS YOU MUST FOR PLAYING WITH ONE OF THOSE FURRY WONDERS IN THE 70'S !!!

BamaTrav said...

I was already pounding my pud by then and had lost interest in anything other than that 70's bush and banana titties that those girls stuffed inside their red,white and blue panties and bra's.

B.E. Earl said...

Is that a pubic hair on my GI Joe? - Clarence Thomas to no one in particular.

Yvonne said...

My brothers had GI Joes. I do not remember hair the of pubic kind -EVER. Hey, do you remember Run Joe Run? It aired on Saturday mornings a long long long LONG time ago. No one remembers this show! I used to watch it all the time. I don't know why GI Joe reminded me of Run Joe Run. Anyway, I'm random like that! lol

Slyde said...

i LIVED off saturday tv, but i cant say as i remember that show.

i do remember Logan's run tho.. does that count?

Yvonne said...

No. But I remember Logan's Run too! ha!

Vapid Vixen said...

Oh GAH!!!! I did NOT see that coming!

Chris H said...

SERIOUSLY? Pubic hair!!!