Being a kid around that time, of course i had a G.I. Joe doll.
And I'm not talking about one of those lame-ass NEW G.I.Joe's, either. NOWADAYS, there is no "G.I. Joe". Rather, G.I. Joe is the name of some super team of asshats who go around fighting some OTHER team of asshats called COBRA.
No, i'm talking about the REAL, ORIGINAL G.I. Joe.
They made SO many versions of Joe back in the day. You weren't cool unless you had more than one.
I had an original G.I. Joe.
I had the famous Joe with "Kung-Fu Grip"
I had a Joe that you could press a button on his back and he would make a karate chop.
But i NEVER....
Never did i have a G.I. Joe that had real pubic hair on its head.