Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Swingers


You know how i love vintage TV commericials, right?

Well get a gander at this one...

The time was 1965.

It was the Age of Aquarius, the era of free love and hippies....

A time to broaden your horizons with experimentation.....

Apparently, it was also a time to strap stupid shit on your head and make a fucking ass out of yourselves....



Now, i don't care HOW damn lonely you were as a kid.... WHO in their right mind thought that THIS was a better alternative than just sitting on the stoop by yourself, or masturbating?

But whatever you do, please don't try to masturbate WHILE sitting on the stoop....

I tried that once, and now i can't get within 1000 meters of an elementary school....

Fucking State laws!

11 comments:

Heff said...

I'm sure that toy was a HUGE seller, and all the WHIPLASH SETTLEMENTS have been paid and closed out by now.

B.E. Earl said...

Perfect gift for the autistic child in your life. Yeah...I went there.

Slyde said...

heff: i have TWO!

earl: i knew you would....

BamaTrav said...

Yeah, but it was great practice for "future head givers of America" and that included the little future pansy boys. GHEY!

2abes said...

if you have 2 and one goes on your head, where does the other go???

MarkD60 said...

Never saw one of those growing up!!

LoLy said...

LOL :p

Yvonne said...

Ahahahaha! That kid reminds of the character from Mad -the magazine, not the show. You see the resemblance too, don't you?

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Chris H said...

I have NEVER seen one of those 'things'... it looks like we were DAMN LUCKY here in NZ not to have them here.
Who the hell would really enjoy doing that anyway!
As for you and what you did on the stoop... you are a dirty, dirty little boy Mike.

Chris H said...

And ya ain't changed much... ha ha ha!