Thursday, January 24, 2013

Freeze!


Ah, remember the good old days when kids could walk around with fake but realistic weaponry and pretend to murder each other?

What a fun time that was!  I remember having tons of guns as a little tyke, from Tommy Guns, to grenade launchers, to good ol' fashioned revolvers.

And all of them looked completely real.  None of this fake orange plastic on the barrel shit for ME, thanks!

And astoundingly, there weren't any of these horrible school shootings that we have been enduring nowadays.  Funny, huh?

Ok, i am not going to get off on a gun rant (but for the record, I'm generally against them).

Look, the truth is, i had root canal yesterday and i'm hurting like a bitch, OK?  Since I've had a love affair lately with old commercials, i figured this was quick and easy to throw up on Ye Old Blog this morning, so don't give me any shit, OK?

Quick and Easy, that's me! (Right, ladies?)

9 comments:

Heff said...

If guns are outlawed only outlaws will have guns.

(Sorry. Couldn't help myself)

B.E. Earl said...

If toy guns are outlawed then saucer men will take over the world. It's true. I saw it in a video on Slydesblog.

PS - I thought your Native American name was Romances With Feet?

Slyde said...

heff: i new SOMEONE would chime in...

earl: and i thought YOURS was Jerk-Off? (Those were some progressive Indians...)

Choleesa said...

I heard this morning that they suspended a 5 year old kindergarten girl for "threatening" to shoot her friend with her Hello Kitty bubble gun....
what is this world coming to when you cant shower your friends with bubbles?

Slyde said...

or semen?

2abes said...

i'm glad i'm not your friend....

Chris H said...

It IS sad that our kids can't play with toy guns without someone going all PC on us.
I am against guns too.. you can't own them here without a license and most people do not have a gun at all.
Owning one here means you want it for hunting deer, pigs etc.
NOT FOR PROTECTION.
I can't fathom that.

Yvonne said...

You were heavily medicated when you wrote this weren't you? ;)

Anonymous said...

By whom?
MD V or MP 3?