Friday, November 30, 2012

What The .... ?



Look, the 60’s were slightly ahead of my time, but I’ve watched enough TV to know that all you Baby Boomers out there did tons of drugs and other fucked up stuff during that time, so maybe this is just a case of you not being quite in your right mind when you were asked to come up with a commercial for a new children’s doll.

The doll, named Baby Laughs A Lot, might have SEEMED good on paper.  I mean, EVERYBODY likes to laugh, right?

So why then, when I watch the commercial below, do I want to poo my pants with sheer fucking terror?

It’s bad enough that the toy itself is just creepy as shit with that evil laugh, but those damn girls whiplashing their head at me to stare into my soul make me want to piss myself and yell for my mommy.

Is it just me?  You be the judge.

10 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

According to the Wiki gods, that doll was first introduced in 1971. And there are a bunch of videos online showing how the doll sounds when it runs low on batteries. Even more evil! So this is just the penultimate evil...

MarkD60 said...

Watch it without sound and you can see all the little girls are terrified, not amused.

Choleesa said...

and the way the dolls arm swings while it rocks, its some effed up shit.....
Only mommy dearest would buy this doll for her little girl

LoLy said...

OMG, SO DAMN CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY, I hate DOLLS, all sorts of DOLLS, They turn real when you are sleep..
DAMN, I hate them..Tiny killers..

Dr Zibbs said...

I love that Remco ad!!

Annabelle Archer said...

Oh hell no.

Yvonne said...

Creepy Baby would be a better name for that wicked, wicked doll!

Vapid Vixen said...

For the love of daughters everywhere, ban this unholy nightmare forever!

Mrs. Hall said...

wow, just wow!

sybil law said...

Hahahaha!
But seriously- I was under the impression you were into wearing diapers, anyway..