Monday, November 26, 2012

I’m A Pepper!


Didn’t I JUST make up some lame excuse for not posting in over a week? 

OK, well here’s another:  Last week was Thanksgiving here in the good ol’ U.S., and I ended up taking the whole week off from work.  And if I’m home, I’m almost NEVER blogging.  My free time is usually filled up with orgies and fetish conventions.

Anyway….

You are all watching American Horror Story, right?

If you aren’t, then you’re really doing yourself a disservice.  While I felt that last season started off good and creepy, it quickly tumbled downhill into the silly and unbelievable.

THIS season, however……. Holy Schniekies!

This season, sub-named “Asylum”, has been outstanding!  From the opening credits, right on through to the end, I have been thoroughly creeped out and entertained each week.

One of the most unnerving characters on the show is Pepper, lovingly called “Pepper the Pinhead”.  I honestly can’t see where the nickname came from.


After seeing a few episodes with Pepper, I had no doubt in my mind that the producers had actually cast someone with some kind of impairment in the role.  They did something similar last season by casting a girl with Down Syndrome as one of the leads.

So, you can imagine my surprise when Earlsie emailed me a week ago to show me that Pepper, whose real name is Naomi Grossman, is actually NOT disabled.  She just goes thru 3 hours of prosthetics each week to transform into Pepper!  

Naomi ACTUALLY looks like this:


How crazy is that? 

I have to admit that now I’m quite conflicted, because every time that I now see Pepper on screen, I can’t help but think that there is a chick under all that who I wouldn’t mind banging. 

It’s leaving me all conflicted and feeling dirty.  It’s kinda the same feeling I’d imaging I’d get if one day I thought my grandma was hot.

We’ve all been THERE, right guys?

Just me, then?  Ok. 

Anyway, the point I am trying to make here is that the makeup people on AHS deserve a fucking Emmy for what they are doing on that show. 

Seriously, George Lucas should bend over and take one of those fake pinhead scalps right up the ass because Pepper’s makeup looks ten thousand times more authentic than the bazillion dollars Lucas spent on those dopey-looking characters in the Star Wars sequels.

14 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

And David Naughton also did that lame Saturday Night Fever ripoff TV series called Makin' It. Also sang the theme song, which was a minor disco hit. Now I want ALL THE POINTS!

B.E. Earl said...

Oh, and...

"Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look pinheaded, act pinheaded, not pinheaded. Count toothpicks to your cards. Autistic, sure. Not pinheaded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Pinheaded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't pinheaded. You went full pinhead, man. Never go full pinhead."

The Six-Fingered Monkey said...

I am strangely attracted to her and the gap between her teeth. Huh...

Dr Zibbs said...

I'm a huge fan of pinheads.

Heff said...

Why not just hire an "appearance challenged" person (being politically correct here) in the first place, saving HUNDREDS on prosthetics, thus freeing Naomi Grossman up for - oh, let's just say....NUDE SCENES, for example ???

MarkD60 said...

Sounds like a topic for one of your fetish conventions...

Yvonne said...

David Naughton! Oh em gee! My best friend in junior high had a huge crush on him. Ok me too. Now I have that stupid song in my head. No not Wouldn't You Like to Be a Pepper Too? The other one, "...this time in life I'm making it, non stop, to the top..." Yes I know the words. Don't judge me.

Choleesa said...

That show is just creepy this season...
That is some real make up work on that chick.

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Milex said...

love her

Shelly said...

What a transformation! Back in the early part of the 20th century, there were two sideshow attractions called Zip the Pinhead and his sister (can't remember her name) and they closely resemble Pepper. I'm sure, though, there was no makeup involved there-

Chantel said...

"It’s kinda the same feeling I’d imaging I’d get if one day I thought my grandma was hot."

I'm still laughing....

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Oh that is a good disguise!

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