Don't you just remember how sucky the first day of school was when you were a kid? Damn, it felt like your life was ending. And it was DOUBLY bad for me. My birthday is on September 2nd. Do you know how crappy it was to have my birthday every year fall on the last day of Summer vacation? It blew chunks. Every year, i couldnt look forward to my damn birthday. My present every year was to get to watch the fucking Jerry Lewis telethon!
Ok, enough about my pained childhood. This is a post about how, for a kid, the end of Summer is the absolute worst thing in the world.
So, bearing that in mind, i always try to make Mini-Me's last few days of Summer as a free man as enjoyable as possible. We spent the weekend in the pool and playing whatever games he wanted. Board games, video games, lighting homeless people on fire.....whatever he wanted. I think we gave the Summer a great send-off.
Actually, i think my little man is going to have a good year. We got a letter over the weekend telling us who his teacher is going to be, and he leaped over the moon when he found out that he did NOT get the mean teacher from Hell he was fearing he would get.
No, actually he got a brand new teacher this year. She actually sent us a letter over the weekend introducing herself, and MY GOD.....she's a hot number! If i was a red-blooded American boy in her class, i don't think i could concentrate on my multiplication tables.
But no, i never got teachers who looked like this. My teachers looked like someone penciled a sad face on a rotten watermelon.
Any way, speaking of hot teachers, can you believe that Van Halen's "Hot For Teacher" is almost 30 years old?
I can't believe that I've been masturbating to that chick for 3 decades......