I have been unjustly branded a criminal.
But I’ve been framed, I tells ya!
And I think I might need the help of you fine upstanding citizens to help clear my good name.
The other day, I posted on Earl’s site. It was one of my typically witty and insightful comments. You know, just like ALL of my comments always are. I think it had to do with pee-pees.
Anyway, after I commented, I saw that my comment was, in fact, attached to the post.
The next day, however, I noticed that my comment was gone. Figuring that the little prick was fucking with me and deleted it, I commented again. Later that day, I noticed that the new comment was gone, too.
Over the course of the week, I commented a few more times on his blog, but always noticed that the comments were gone the next day. Again, I really didn’t think too much of it… I just thought his naturaly childish and immature nature was making him screw with me.
But then yesterday, I posted on another of your fine blogs, only to notice later in the day that my comment was no longer THERE, either.
So, I finally broke down and forced myself to actually speak with Earl. He’s usually much easier to stomach if you can communicate with him thru email, rather than on the phone, but I figured this demanded more personal action.
After swearing to me that he never saw any of my comments, I asked him to check his spam folder. Sure enough, all of my comments were there.
So, I’m guessing, all of my comments that I have left on ANY of your blogs that use Blogger are in YOUR spam folders, too.
See? I haven’t forgotten about you… I’ve just been branded a criminal by The Man.
So, my questions to all you sexy people out there…..
A) How the fuck did I get branded as a spammer? I haven’t sent anyone a Viagra email in weeks!
B) How do I get UN-branded? I Googled it and it sounds like if enough blogs check their spam folder and “mark my comment as not spam” then the system learns that I am not a spammer. Earl tried that last night and I am STILL public enemy # 1.
C) Has this ever happened to anyone else out there? I’d hate to think that my comments are so vile and unkempt that I am the FIRST blogger that the system has deemed unworthy enough to have the privilege of leaving a comment.
So, that’s my pickle. Can anyone out there give me any assistance?
Help me, Obi Wan Kanobi… you’re my only hope……