I don't ask a lot from my morning commute. I really don't.
All i want is to not hit any bad traffic, to have my air conditioner working if it's hot outside, and to not get into a fender bender.
I mean, I live only 7 miles from my job, so on a good day, i can be here in under 15 minutes. That shouldnt be NEARLY enough time to encounter any weird shit.
But what did i spy with my little eye as i went to work this morning?
Check it, Holmes....
I'm not sure if you can appreciate the grandeur and beauty of what i saw out of my half-closed eyelids today. Maybe if you embiggen the pic, that might help.
But to give you the skinny, this dude was walking down the street, and by the looks of him he was on his way to work.
No biggie there. This street is an industrial drive, it's nothing but office buildings one after the other......
And he certainly was trying to LOOK the part. He had on dress pants, and he was even carrying a briefcase.......
My suspicions that something might be amiss with this fine man only came to my mind when i just happened to notice that his BIG FLOPPY MAN-TITS WERE STARING ME IN THE FACE!
Seriously, what the fuck?
My first inclination was to say he was a hobo, but i can't call Full-Hobo on this dude. He didn't look all disheveled, he just looked like any one of the other hundred corporate asshats i work with, except for the fact that i haven't seen any of THEIR nipples. (At least not yet. A boy can dream, cant he?)
So, weigh in here, people. Tell me a story of what's going on with our gentleman traveler here. Homeless? Didn't want to sweat his shirt up while walking to work? Just lost his job and doesn't give a fuck? Wants everyone to notice how nice his pecs look since he's been going to Planet Fitness? What do you think?