I heard the following exchange yesterday morning:
“Mommy, you are so pretty. All my friends say that I have the prettiest mommy!”
“Awwww, that’s nice. Thank you”
“But I have to ask you a question…”
“Sure baby, what is it?”
“How come during the day you look like you’re 30 years old, but the first thing in the morning, you look like you’re 60?”
Friz’s morning pre-coffee shambling and grunting as she walks in to the kitchen with her hair all mussed have become legendary and well chronicled, but I couldn’t help but spit out my orange juice at this one.
In fact, it was a great start to the day until he saw me laughing and turned to me and said:
“And Daddy, no matter what time of day it is, you always look like you’re 49.”
That is SO not funny.
Little jerk what with all his youth, and all.
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12 comments:
brilliant!
isnt he?
he tells em like he sees em...priceless. And very generous to you.
I'd tell him it's cause I designed a time machine...and if he doesn't watch it, I'll send him back to when he still wet the bed.
I.....have nothing to add, lol.
You should have told him that he looks like 3 feet of dog shit piled up. That's what I would have done. I hate bullies like that.
abes: not VERY generous...
chantel: i could do that, or just beat him.. whichever's easier..
heff: then i have... nothing to respond to
earl: never have children...
That's my kind of boy.
Uh, that sounded creepy.
Anyway, keep him away from Gilda, because the two of them together...
Sounds like he is totally a chip of the old 49 yr old block!
What a little cheek!
Slyde, there will come a day when "always looking like you're 49" will be the greatest compliment in the world.....
Ahahahhah! I *heart* Mini-Me!
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