If, by any chance, you happen to take your
puppy to the vet to get neutered, as I did this morning, and the cute veterinary
assistant asks you if, for an extra $20, you would like the vet to massage your
dog’s anal glands in order to reduce the swelling, OR, would you rather just
take care of it yourself when you get home………
……. PAY THE FUCKING 20 DOLLARS!
I’ve never been so happy to pay money for
something that I physically could handle myself….
Unless,
of course, she was just being coy, and her offer was directed to ME.
I hadn’t considered that earlier, but it
makes perfect sense. I get hit on all
the time. It’s embarrassing,
really. You can’t ALL have me. Show a little decorum. Control yourselves, gals….
If THAT’S the case, then I got ripped off,
because she didn’t so much as shake my hand, let alone provide me with a
relaxing ass-massage…
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12 comments:
Ah yes -"expressing the gland"....
I do it ALL THE TIME....
I MEAN....I have a Daschund, and the Vet does it regularly to prevent "build up', and it's a GREAT stress reliever, lol.
Common practice for Daschunds.
$20 for an anal massage?
SIGN ME UP!!!
heff: really? i have had 6 dogs growing up as a kid, and i had never once fucking heard of this before today.
earl: maybe they'll do a group rate!
In response to the absurd costs of veterinary care, I'd like to borrow a phrase from Joe Pesci in Lethal Weapon 2.
"They fuck you at the Vet's office!"
But at least they have the common courtesy to massage your anal glands afterward.
And then charge you for it, of course.
it's just nice to have a placer to go when the need for ass-draining arises...
Man, I wonder who would turn that shit down. They could probably charge you even more! Ugh.
Man, I couldn't even read this post! You don't do that shit! Massaging anal glands! WTF!
I like a good ass massage...
Just saying...
Well I hope your dog's anal glands have paid you back your $20.
They massage your dog's ass for $20??
His ass??
So how come a therapist charges me £50 to do my shoulders?
sybil: well, i'd certainly be willing to PAY more....
mark: i still can't believe i got thru WRITING it without puking...
simply: and i'd love to give you one :)
mo: not even close, bud...
elise: he JUST does your shoulders?
You do not need to massage anything after you neuter your dog! But if you should have.. I didn't! I think your Vet was just trying to 'up' the fee some more!
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