Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Get your minds out of the gutter for once, you hooligans!
I MEANT that I got myself something I have wanted for a while now…
Didn’t I just say to get your minds out of the gutter? Jeez, what kind of gal do you think I am?
What I’m trying to say is that I bought myself a beautiful new Iphone!
Now I can while away the hours while talking to SIRI about all manner of useless topics.
Last night my son, who is infatuated with SIRI, asked it, “SIRI, why is my daddy so ugly?”, to which SIRI replied, “I don’t know. I’m not sure who your father is.” That gave me a hoot.
Anyway, speaking of Mini-Me, last night he surprised me, as he often does, with just how awesome he is. Apparently, he had an assignment in school where he had to write about his hero. When I went to his parent-teacher meeting last week, all the little rugrats had their Hero Essay taped to the hallway outside their classroom.
Mini-Me’s entry is in the banner pic above. For those with bad eyesight or too lazy to embiggen it, it reads:
“Who’s your hero? Mine is my dad. He’s tough, kind, and gentle. Even if he yells at Ozzy. I love to cuddle with my dad and sometimes Ozzy jumps in too. It’s so fun when me and my dad go outside and bring Ozzy out too and all play together. When we walk we bring Ozzy too. Now, it’s like son, father, and puppy day. My dad loves to walk me to 7-11 and get a cold Slurpee. While we walk we tell stories. He lets me pick the adjectives. I love my dad.”
I cleaned up the spelling a bit because, quite frankly, it was atrocious, but darn it all to heck if he didn’t cut me to the quick with this. He deserves something for making me all veklempt. Quick, someone buy him another Xbox!
I especially love the pictures up above the writing.. I’m assuming that the picture on the top right is me, him, and the dog walking to 7-11.
I can’t quite figure out who the one-eyed Medusa-thing is that’s following us.
It’s probably my wife.
Scrawled by Slyde at 1/11/2012 12:31:00 PM