Sometimes, I like to fuck with Friz and play jokes on her. She’s so gullible, that it’s just too damn easy and just too damn tempting not to.
As I mentioned, I took the last 2 weeks off for the holidays, so I had a lot of time to stay home and play video games and watch TONS of Netflix movies.
During one movie watching stint, I decided to watch some classics that I hadn’t watched in ages.
So, one day last week, when Friz came home from work, she found me lying sexily on the couch, and the following conversation took place.
Friz: What are you doing?
Stud: I’ve been watching old movies.
Friz: Cool. Watch anything good?
Stud: Actually yes. I watched a movie earlier that I have never heard of before.
Stud: Yeah. It must have been a small independent film, or else it tanked at the box office, because I had never heard of it. But it was REALLY good!
Friz: Oh, maybe I’ll watch it later. What was it?
Stud: I can’t remember the name. It starred Dustin Hoffman.
Friz: OH, I love him! I think I’ve seen all his films, though. You can’t remember the name? You just watched it!
Stud: I know. It had a real weird name though. I can’t remember it.
Friz: Well, what was it about?
Stud: Well, Dustin Hoffman played this kid who just graduated from college, and he doesn’t know what to do with his life, and this older woman ends up seducing him and having an affair with him.
Friz: You mean The Graduate?
Stud: Noooooo, that wasn’t it.
Friz: Of COURSE that was it. What the hell are you talking about?
Stud: No, this movie had Anne Bancroft in it. She played the Milf.
Friz: Yes, THAT is The Graduate! It’s a classic! You can’t tell me that you’ve never seen it.
Stud: No, It wasn’t The Graduate. I KNOW what movie I just saw, and THAT wasn’t it.
Friz: Well, that’s the only movie that I know that they starred in together. What happens in this movie?
Stud: Well, Dustin Hoffman and Anne Bancroft end up having an affair, and then he falls for her daughter, and the whole thing blows up. The movie ended with the daughter deciding to marry someone else, and then Dustin gets to the chapel just in time and bangs on the glass and shit, and he stops the wedding and they end up running away together.
Friz: THAT’S THE GRADUATE!!!!!
Stud: No, I’ve seen The Graduate, and this wasn’t The Graduate.
Friz: OF COURSE IT WAS!
Stud: No it wasn’t. This was different.
Friz: Then what was the name of THIS movie?
Stud: I told you I can’t remember. I think it was called “The Alumni”, or something….
Friz: IT’S THE GRADUATE!!!
Stud: Maybe it was called “A Guy Who Just Got His Diploma”….?
Stud: Why is your face red?
Friz: You’re fucking with me, aren’t you?
Stud: Of course I am.
Friz: You’re an asshole….
Stud: Whatever. Hey, tonight do you want to watch this small independent mafia movie I just heard about? It sounds pretty good.