Monday, November 07, 2011

You Spin Me Right Round…


Yeah, I know I’m totally phoning one in today, but someone just sent me this video and I can’t stop watching it.

The Rational, Mature part of me is appalled by the man’s behavior in this wedding video…..

But the Immature, Asshole part of me keeps giggling like a little schoolgirl at it.

No more preamble… just watch.




Seriously, what the fuck?

I keep watching this and re-watching this, trying to find whatever the hell the woman does that pushes this asshat from “Hey, let me spin you!”, to, “Hey, let me kill you!”

At this point I think I’ve watched this more than the Zupruder film and I still can’t tell what set this guy off.

Maybe she spun left when she was SUPPOSED to spin right?

Hey, if I practiced my winning dance move all week, only to have my partner not rehearse enough and ruin it, I’d be miffed, too!

18 comments:

MarkD60 said...

I didn't even see it till the second time I watched. WTF? The girl was overspun so she gets slapped? Dude looks like an asshole anyway....

Slyde said...

he just seems so into it... its crazy.

B.E. Earl said...

"Hey lady...you fucked up my Cabbage Patch!"

B.E. Earl said...

And I'm pretty sure that's how some of our friends used to try to pick up women at the O.B.I. back in the day.

Slyde said...

no... we used the "slightly bump into you so i can say excuse me" pickup line, not the "let me punch your fucking lights out" line...

Heff said...

She had it Comin'.....

Cocaine Princess said...

I think you summed it up with this word- Asshat.

sybil law said...

He's probably friends with my friends' douchebag boyfriend.
If I was his dance partner, he'd have dropped to the floor, clutching his balls, about 1 millisecond after that slap!

Bouncin' Barb said...

They danced better than some of the folks on DWTS or SYTYCD. He really slapped her good though. She didn't seem to mind it. Maybe it gets her hot! haha. Funny post.

Annabelle said...

I'm with you, it makes me giggle. Reminds me of one of my favorite blue jokes.

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothin. You done told the bitch once.

Pearl said...

I'm going to go with "he's an asshole".

There is no slapping on the dance floor.

Pearl

Marlene said...

Looks like one of the many Portuguese weddings I've attended.

meleah rebeccah said...

It's so wrong for me to be laughing at this asshat. But I am!

2abes said...

Cool dance, try it at the next wedding...let me know how it goes....whaat a toool. At first i thought he slipped trying to hold her hand, then came the left right combo...The chick has a strong chin. Jerry Cooney would have buckled under that combo. At least she wasn't dancing with Tyson, he would have bit her ear off!

Nat said...

Perhaps she's pissed him off earlier in the day and he thought he'd get a quick slap across the face under the pretext of spinning her round!
Doesn't excuse him from being an asshole...

radioactive girl said...

Some people are just assholes I guess. That was crazy! The craziest part is that after he slaps her he tries to keep dancing with her and looks kind of confused when she backs away.

Tamara said...

What?!?! That's awful. What an A-hole.

He's got rhythm though.

elizabeth said...

Ok. I watched it three times and laughed harder each time. WTF? I know I shouldn't but I can't help it. I love youtube.