Thursday, October 20, 2011

2 Truths And A Lie

Hey, let’s play a game, shall we?

Another web site that I frequent plays this little game all the time, so I figured I’d give it a shot here.

Here’s the rules:

I will present you with three statements of fact. TWO of these statements are honest-to-goodness truths, and the third one is a bold-faced lie.

Your job, should you choose to undertake it, is to spend hours and hours contemplating which statement is the lie.

It might not even be that difficult for you guys, either. After all, I know for a fact that EVERY damn one of you has read every post I have ever written (twice!), so you all know me inside and out.

I WILL say that I have never written about any of these statements before, so there’s no way you rapscallions can try to look in the archives and cheat your way to victory.

Ok, enough with the preamble…. Here are my statements:

1) I was once lost in the wilderness for 2 days and was certain i was going to die.


2) I am friends with an axe murderer.


3) I dated my sister.

Remember, two of those statements are true, and one is not.

Now, if I wasn’t so damn lazy, this would be the part of the post where I’d offer some cool prize for the first person who guesses correctly.

But as I said, I’m lazy. But maybe I can muster up enough energy to send one of you lucky chicks a really awesome prize, like a picture of my abs or something. We shall see.

Legal Disclaimer: This contest is valid for anyone residing on the planet Earth. Hell, let’s make it the whole damn galaxy. No reason to discriminate against those cute little E.T’s. This contest is only NOT valid to Earl, who knows way too much about me for his own good. One day, I may have to kill him. Seriously.

24 comments:

Lil' Nigglet said...

Numbah too be a damm lye.

sybil law said...

Yep - I'm guessing 2 is the lie. Possibly number 1, since you like to say how good you'd be on Survivor.
Now I'm gonna text Earl for some good Slyde stories.

terri said...

I'm going to say that number 1 is the lie, just because it seems most likely to be true. I'm sure there are some good stories behind the true statements.

Annabelle said...

1 - No way. You're much to manly.

2 - Completely possible. Especially if it's a female and you count correspondance from jail as friendship.

3 - Also possible. Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

Damn...I'm stumped.

So there you go, I think #1 is the lie.

Do I get my prize delivered in person?

The Accidental Somebody said...

I vote number 2! Will this be followed up with your explanations about the true statements?

This is awesome, I just might have to try it sometime.

B.E. Earl said...

Mjmmdpdolhph fpfhhddph ffmmllpphmph arrmmuumph.

Soooo much that I wanna say right now. Soooo much.

But I'll be nice. For once.

Marlene said...

I'm gonna go with the unpopular #3 answer. Dated your sister? Naaah. I totally believe you got lost and thought you were going to die, and the axe murderer thing is something I wanna know more about - in case I have to save your ass one day.

Cocaine Princess said...

I believe you dated your sister in the sense that maybe you accompanied her to a dance or some type of social function.

I don't know why but I believe you are friends with the axe murderer.

HKGK Gang said...

#2 is a lie

badgerdaddy said...

In all honesty, if you HADN'T dated your sister, I'd think you were a freak. After all, everyone else has.

radioactive girl said...

I think number one is the lie.

2abes said...

i can't wait for the big reveal....#2......is / was your sister hot? Some royal families in Europe used to marry siblings and cousins to keep the bloodlines pure!

Mrs. Hall said...

the woods is true, the rest is false.

and so sayith i.

MarkD60 said...

I think it's a trick question, I pick number two, because I suspect you ARE an axe murderer!

Slyde said...

lil: possibly.

sybil: NO EARL TEXTING!

terri: good stories for others, not so good for me

anna: you, dear, get a private show....

accidental: yeah, i'll probably eliminate one option each week, and explain the story behind it.

earl: shut yo' mouth!

Slyde said...

marlene: i MAY need you to save my ass one day...

cocaine: what does that say about me?

hkgk: you have a 1/3 chance of being right.

badger: twice!

radio: possibly

abes: im saving that for my brother

hall: that would be breaking the rules i set up... would i do that?

mark: sneaky... i like the way you think, sir!

Heff said...

Question : Is your sister HOT ?

I need to gauge my answer...

Chris H said...

My pick has to be no# 3. You too cool to date ya own sister.
And you are nuts enough to be friends with an axe murderer!

Chris H said...

You better plan on telling us the answer too!

Pearl said...

Well, shoot. Even I dated your sister, so I'm gonna guess that the lie is #3.

Pearl

meleah rebeccah said...

I guess #2 is the lie.

DWei said...

#1 is the most normal sounded of the 3 so I'm going to go with that's the lie. :P

Slyde said...

Heff: what do you think?

chrish: yes, all will be revealed :)

pearl: yeah, but who dated her first?

meleah: its possible...

dwei: a few people are using that train of logic....

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

I pick number 3 for the lie. It's not all that hard to get to know an axe murderer...

Just kidding! I have known a couple of people who killed people though. But it was mostly on accident, at least to hear them tell it.