Another web site that I frequent plays this little game all the time, so I figured I’d give it a shot here.
Here’s the rules:
I will present you with three statements of fact. TWO of these statements are honest-to-goodness truths, and the third one is a bold-faced lie.
Your job, should you choose to undertake it, is to spend hours and hours contemplating which statement is the lie.
It might not even be that difficult for you guys, either. After all, I know for a fact that EVERY damn one of you has read every post I have ever written (twice!), so you all know me inside and out.
I WILL say that I have never written about any of these statements before, so there’s no way you rapscallions can try to look in the archives and cheat your way to victory.
Ok, enough with the preamble…. Here are my statements:
1) I was once lost in the wilderness for 2 days and was certain i was going to die.
2) I am friends with an axe murderer.
3) I dated my sister.
Remember, two of those statements are true, and one is not.
Now, if I wasn’t so damn lazy, this would be the part of the post where I’d offer some cool prize for the first person who guesses correctly.
But as I said, I’m lazy. But maybe I can muster up enough energy to send one of you lucky chicks a really awesome prize, like a picture of my abs or something. We shall see.
Legal Disclaimer: This contest is valid for anyone residing on the planet Earth. Hell, let’s make it the whole damn galaxy. No reason to discriminate against those cute little E.T’s. This contest is only NOT valid to Earl, who knows way too much about me for his own good. One day, I may have to kill him. Seriously.