Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Best. Reality. Show. Exit. Ever.

I don’t propose to be a smart man, but I DO know what I like.

And Gosh Darn it, I loves me some Reality TV.

Whether it be Survivor, Amazing Race, The Real World, or The Bad Girls Club, I can hang my head in shame and admit that I’m a fan.

That said, I don’t watch EVERY Reality show. There are TONS that I don’t watch, and even MORE that I have never even freaking HEARD OF.

The clip below falls into the latter category.

I have NO freaking clue what this show is called, or what it’s about. I can tell from the scrawl on the bottom that it’s on VH1, but other than that, I’m at a loss. Admittedly, I could have kept reading the comments to see if someone mentioned it, but after perusing through a dozen comments of “You’re Gay”, “No, YOU’RE Gay!”, and about 6 ads for Penis Pumps I realized that I really don’t care that much what this show is called after all.

All I can say is that watching this poor asshat getting kicked off Whatever-The-Hell-This-Is gets funnier and funnier every damn time I watch it.

I have no words. Behold……

I’m not sure what scares me more… the fact that he decided to try to pass off reciting Rocky Balboa as his exiting speech, or WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS he decided to do right after that.

Oh, who am I kidding? It’s what he does after his speech that I just can’t look away from.


I can only assume that he did that on a dare. Any other explanation would require him to be put in front of a firing squad immediately.

Anyway, I promise you all that when I finally get on Survivor, I will act much cooler than this.

Of course, I’m not getting voted off, so the point is moot anyway.


Verdant Earl said...

Did a quick search, and the name of the show is called Ton of Cash. Never heard of it before.

Check out Jonny's profile: "After watching the arm wrestling movie Over the Top as a child, Jonny, aka The Greek Mystique, decided to model his life after Sylvester Stallone."

Now it all makes sense.

sybil law said...

What. The. Fuck?!!

I am scared that there are really people that dumb in the world.

Cocaine Princess said...

Two words: I'm speechless.

Chris H said...

Seriously! That guy needs to be dragged off to a Psych Ward!

Unknown said...

Hey Slick, regarding your gramps...Saint Joachim.


Marlene said...

WTF is right. I'm still looking forward to cheering you on when you make it to Survivor. ;)

SK Waller said...

Evolve already. Your knuckles shouldn't be dragging the ground anymore. (Him, not you, Slyde.)

MarkD60 said...

The dude looks like an idiot in the pic without watching the video.
No TV for me, glad I never saw any of the shows mentioned.

Anonymous said...

oh my god! Seriously, it scares me that people like this exist in the world.

Reality tv for my is like a sprained ankle. I can help moving it, even though its painful. I can't help watching reality. It's painful, but I can't help it.

Radioactive Tori said...

That was interesting (in a holy crap he is crazy kind of way). I love realty tv and I have never heard of that one.

I can not wait until you get on Survivor!

Kimberly said...

If you make it on survivor...I'm daring you to make that move.
You'd win fan favourite for sure.

meleah rebeccah said...

"I can only assume that he did that on a dare. Any other explanation would require him to be put in front of a firing squad immediately.