And Gosh Darn it, I loves me some Reality TV.
Whether it be Survivor, Amazing Race, The Real World, or The Bad Girls Club, I can hang my head in shame and admit that I’m a fan.
That said, I don’t watch EVERY Reality show. There are TONS that I don’t watch, and even MORE that I have never even freaking HEARD OF.
The clip below falls into the latter category.
I have NO freaking clue what this show is called, or what it’s about. I can tell from the scrawl on the bottom that it’s on VH1, but other than that, I’m at a loss. Admittedly, I could have kept reading the comments to see if someone mentioned it, but after perusing through a dozen comments of “You’re Gay”, “No, YOU’RE Gay!”, and about 6 ads for Penis Pumps I realized that I really don’t care that much what this show is called after all.
All I can say is that watching this poor asshat getting kicked off Whatever-The-Hell-This-Is gets funnier and funnier every damn time I watch it.
I have no words. Behold……
Oh, who am I kidding? It’s what he does after his speech that I just can’t look away from.
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK?
I can only assume that he did that on a dare. Any other explanation would require him to be put in front of a firing squad immediately.
Anyway, I promise you all that when I finally get on Survivor, I will act much cooler than this.
Of course, I’m not getting voted off, so the point is moot anyway.