Thinking it and doing it are two completely different things aren't they?
Well, i DIDNT do it... so there.
I'm still wondering if you meant "pitching" or "catching".....
earl: exactly.heff: either.. im easy
you let a dog off his leash, he's gonna shit in the neighbor's yard. thats a fact.no need to be peeved over it.me? i dont even like to get to know my neighbors in a "hey will you check our mail while we're out of town?" kind of way...so swinging with them is pretty much my idea of neighborly hell.
YOUR problem dude is that you fill in the blanks, she doesn't say anything and looks at you weird and you spew out what you think she wants to hear, more info than needed. If she doesn't ask a question, don't give an answer. And if she ever asks a question that starts with "what if" the answer is "I don't play the 'what if' game".
Oh, Slyde.Actually, none of this shocks me. You are a slut.
All I see here is a connection between global warming and @ssholes.
You're truthfulness is such a turn on! And I recycle!
I'm with Fizz on this.You are an arsehole.*shaking my head *No offense intended.Just sayin....
OH and I do believe you are all talk... NO DO.
This is where I shake my head, go 'tssssk' and sigh, "Men!" while rolling my eyes.
I am questioning my girl-ness because I see nothing wrong with this. You said IF she said it was ok. It isn't like you would seek it out but if it was offered and she said it was fine? You'd be a fool to turn it down, right? Even in a hypothetical conversation. I guess I am a shallow asshole too.
Let's put it this way- men can never win an argument with women.
Oh good ideas Mark!!!! I think Mark wins the "keep wife happy" comment. I don't know - I've read the Dan Savage blog and so I know that people are into some weird, weird stuff. Swinging is like the least of it. But, y'know, as long as they're on the same page and not hurting anyone...All that aside, I think the "Oh NO! Of course not! I would never ever, ever want to be with ANYONE but you!" line is the safest way to go under most circumstances. And very funny on the recycling/global warming comments! :-)
Slyde!!You said she was weird... so... how come you'd still sleep with her?Oh my gosh, stupid question (I'm such a girl!)
I think I have a proposal for you the next time you're over...
You are one very strange and twisted man, but we already knew that. This was a test, if your wife ever asks you about banging anyone else, the answer is always NO, even if she says it is OK. Geeez, my first wife taught me that dirty little trick.
BA HA HA HA HA HA HA. This is totally a conversation my hubs and I would have. Dead on!
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