Thursday, July 14, 2011

I’d Like To Buy A Vowel, Pat…

I’I know I’m kinda phoning this in today, but I’m dealing with some asshats at work and it’s starting to really irk me.

I think one of my biggest problems in life is trying to not blow my cool when people really annoy the fuck outta me.

Actually, that’s not true. My BIGGEST problem is how am I EVER going find a store that sells underwear big enough to contain my massive weiner…

… but dealing with people that I can’t stand is a very close second. I just don’t think I can regulate my Sicilian temper enough to enable myself to handle dealing with people that I’d rather throw into a wood chipper.

Anyway, as I said, as I was sitting here attempting to deal with some idiots, I was reminded of one of my favorite episodes of South Park from a few years back.

I’ve been watching South Park from the very beginning, even though it’s a VERY hit-or-miss show with me. While ONE episode can be crass, or just lame, the very next week they often hit it out of the park with some damn funny social commentary.

The clip below comes from the episode which deals with Randy having to deal with the overly political correctness of today’s society, and I almost peed myself the first time I had watched it. Much pardons in advance for the crappy quality, but believe it or not this was the BEST version of it I could find on Youtube that some jackoff didn’t add in images of Keyboard Cat or Rick Astley.

There goes that pesky intolerance of mine again…. dammit.



11 comments:

Annabelle said...

Moments prior to reading this, I was thinking "Fuck it all, I HATE people."

Even people I coulda shoulda not mind are on my last nerve.

Except you of course, cause I can't hate on those with massive shlong, that'd be rude.

sybil law said...

Man, I've been on an anti -people kick now for what seems like forever!
South Park rocks.

Malka said...

This reminds me of the ginger kids episode. Nobody I spoke to afterward realized that "ginger" was an anagram, so the whole concept went flying over their heads.

MarkD60 said...

Did you know I really and truly went to South Park Elementary school?
Video was too much!

Bouncin' Barb said...

Now THAT was funny! Thanks. Good luck shopping too!

B.E. Earl said...

With you on the hit-or-miss South Park thing. That was a clear hit. Naggers.

Heff said...

I'm from the south. We've got a LOT of Naggers around here.

2abes said...

did wheel of fortune ever have a puzzle with "asshats"?

Marlene said...

Ahh...I can't get the dang thing to work for me. Stupid computer.

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Does this mean we don't get to find out what you decided with the basketball net?

Elise said...

South Park is hit and miss for me too... I have a problem with wasting my time watching crappy episodes in the hope that i find a decent clip. Lets face it... it's no Family Guy

That clip, however, was a hit!