It’s only a week late. So what? Can’t a girl take some extra time to make herself look presentable and sexy for you? I had to fix my face! You want me to look good for you, right? Well, looking THIS good takes time!
Sorry, I seem to have accidently channeled the conversation I have with Friz EVERY FUCKING TIME WE HAVE TO GO OUT SOMEWHERE!!
I’m back now.
Where were we?
Anyway, last Friday Japanese researchers announced to the world that they have discovered a way to end world hunger!
Isn’t that awesome? For the first time in human existence, man has discovered a way to create a reusable meat source that doesn’t involve the killing of animals!
There’s only one SMALL catch……
It’s really insignificant, really. Honestly, I’m not even sure why I’m bringing it up……
What’s the catch, you might ask?
The meat is made out of poo.
No. Fucking REALLY.
Here, I’m gonna go vomit in the corner while you watch this…..
Ok, I’m back. Anyone have a breath mint?
Of course, if we all start eating Poo Burgers, I have a feeling that the worldwide demand for breath mints might start to raise dramatically, so you might want to start hoarding them now.
My favorite part of that video? Even though it’s treated as a serious discussion, and the scientists are obviously very proud of their huge scientific advancement, they still feel silly enough about the whole thing to label the freezer where they are keeping the meat, “SHITBURGERS!”
Anyway, who’s gonna be first in line for this new culinary treat?
Gives a whole new meaning to going thru the McDonalds Drive-Thru and ordering a “Number 2”, doesn’t it?