I don’t remember my dreams too often, but when I do, they usually involve me trying to get laid.
Case in point:
Last night, I was watching Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World again, which is a movie that I considered to be just “so-so”, but every fucking time it’s on TV I end up watching it again, so I guess something about it has grown on me.
Anyway, last night it must have left an impression on me, since I dreamt that I was in an office building with Knives (who I have never really considered to be too attractive, but admittedly in the movie she plays a high school girl and as randy as I am, I try to stay away from jailbait so maybe that’s why she’s never done it for me).
In any event, I’m not sure what me and Knives were doing in the office building, but she started coming on to me (as ALL women do, given a few minutes), and I ended up doing naughty things to her in the elevator. I must say, I wasn’t a fan of her before, but this morning I find myself an ardent supporter of her work. As in the movie, she was quite flexible and really aimed to please. Maybe it’s that whole submissive Asian thing.
Whatever. She really put out, and for that, my dream-self is quite grateful.
Because you never know what you might dream about. If I had eaten a hot tamale before going to bed, I might have ended up banging Michael Cera instead.