Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Snoop Tokey Toke


You all know that this site is FAR too high-brow to ever make fun of someone else, but I figured that for once I’d break character and give it a go.

Check out the wanna-be rap star below.

I really dig his rhymes.

I think his rhythm and flow is kick-ass.

And don’t even get me started on the awesome way that this blubberous monstrosity decided to look cool and toke up while he’s dishing out his rap, and then ….

And then……

Ok, I just can’t spoil it.

Just watch, ok?




Anyway, I know this has been floating around the interwebs for a while now, but I just caught it the other day, and almost jizzed myself with laughter when I saw it.

(Which was a first… usually I just jizz myself because of depression. Or boredom)

18 comments:

B.E. Earl said...

Why would he then post it on Youtube? I mean, he doesn't look like the kind of guy who is self-deprecating. Maybe I'm wrong...

Slyde said...

i wondered that too. My guess is someone saw it and grabbed it from his computer.

No WAY that guy is faking....

Brandy Rose said...

Haha, awwwww poor blubberous rapping monstrosity.

Cocaine Princess said...

My God! I honestly thought he was a she! A topless woman.

I'm utterly speechless.

Slyde said...

brandy: thats no way to talk about Earl

cocaine: thats no way to talk about Earl

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Yeah I wondered that same thing about why he would put it on youtube.

"My guess is someone saw it and grabbed it from his computer." Yeah as they so often say, with friends like that who needs enemies?

But then again you & Earl seem to work things out somehow.

Marlene said...

Oh man, that dude's got bigger boobs than I do!!! But mine are perkier, so I win.

sybil law said...

Hahahahahaha
Wtf. That guy really is a pussy! He has moobs.

Bouncin' Barb said...

Damn, somebody buy this boy a bra. He's got bigger boobs than I do. He's got a real short life span between the weight and the blunts. Heart failure!!

Chris H said...

I won't diss a person because of their weight... EVER.
but I will say what a pussy for passing out taking a toke!

MarkD60 said...

First thing he does when he gets up is looks for the doobie!
I needed that laugh!
WTF kinda wallpaper is that?

Dude in the top pic needs a bra!

meleah rebeccah said...

Holy. Crap.

And AHAHHAHAHhahaahahhahahahahaahhaha.

...the hell?

ahahahhahahahhaaha

Slyde said...

jill: earl and i have a love/hate relationship... i hate him, and he's in love with me.

marlene: i think i'll need proof

sybil: moobs! love it!

barb: word.

chrish: me either. i just thought it was hilarious that he was in such poor health that 1 drag brought him down..

mark: i agree.. i dont get what that wallpaper is supposed to be AT ALL..

meleah: :)

Candy's daily Dandy said...

WTF was THAT???


OMG, that'll make you get off the hippie lettuce.

Tamara said...

Not how he wanted to get famous :-)

Slyde said...

candy: yup, im never smoking again!

tam: probably not :(

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Well...that's better than hate-hate I guess...

Malka said...

You know what they say... "If you don't cough, you don't get off!"