I’m not sure how much press it has been getting outside the NY area, but apparently Long Island has our very own Serial Killer.
Yup, apparently someone has been dumping the bodies of young women, mostly Craigslist prostitutes, into the woods along Ocean Parkway, a dune road that stretches along the beaches of our South Shore.Here is a pic of the area that the latest body was found. The latest body was discovered in the small wooded area to the right.
All jokes aside, this little island O’ mine really is kinda on edge. Every few weeks, the police keep finding new bodies (or body parts… ewwww) in that stretch of woods. I honestly haven’t seen people around here freaked out like this since the Son of Sam killings, back in the 70’s.
Except, I really don’t think that there IS a serial killer on the loose. At least, I don’t really think that all these killings are the work of ONE sick dude.
Maybe I’m twisted (ok, I AM twisted), but ever since I was a teenager, as I rode in the car with my parents along that lonely, dark stretch of road, I would think to myself “Damn, you could probably toss a body in those woods and it would be YEARS before anyone found them”.
So, it stands to reason that if I’VE come to that conclusion, that there must be TONS of other sick fucks out there that have has the same notion as me as they spied those woods with their little eyes.
I mean, I don’t have any plans on killing anyone right now (at least not YET), but if I DID, that woodland area would have been the first place I would have thought of to toss the body.
So, putting my expert sleuthing skills to work, I have come to the conclusion that we are seeing the work of MANY sick and twisted people who just happen to be unknowingly using the same unlucky patch of land to do their dirty work.
And with THAT, I have cracked another case. Wow, am I good or what? It’s kinda like one of those TV shows where the main character is a supermodel by day, jetsetting around the world doing photo shoots and banging hot starlets, and a hard-nosed detective helping dames in distress by night.
I’m kinda like Magnum PI, without the cheesy mustache but with a MUCH bigger package….