I’m not sure if you’ve heard this, since it hasn’t made much news, but Charlie Sheen has gone crazy.
And I’m not talking about “Hey, let’s get stoned this weekend and go to Vegas” kind of crazy…..
I’m talking about total batshit, suitcase-full-of-coke, “throw your own feces” kind of crazy.
I’m not gonna say that I couldn’t be happier, because he’s got kids, and kids who have to deal with a looney-toones parent are not funny.
But I WILL say that what we are seeing with Charley these last few weeks is nothing new. People tend to have short-term memories and forget that he’s ALWAYS been a world class fuck-up.
-In the 80’s, he shot Kelly Preston in the arm during one of his coked-up binges.
-He was Heidi Fleiss’ #1 client when she ran her prostitution ring.
-He’s beaten up pretty much every wife and girlfriend he’s ever had.
-He’s been in and out of rehab more times than I’ve been to White Castle (and I fucking LOVE White Castle).
And yet, people still love him. I just don’t get it.
Honestly, I have NEVER liked the dude. I think he’s a shitty actor, I think his TV show sucks, and in most of his movies he shows all the emotion of a block of wood.
Anyway, in the rare case that you just can’t get enough of Charley, THIS website is here to help.
What’s great about that site is they are technically not making fun of Charley at all…. They are just regurgitating all the batshit stuff he has been spouting off to the press lately.
Seriously, I can’t stop clicking on his big head. Some of my favs so far….
"The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger and Richards look like droopy-eyed armless children."
"Can't is the cancer of happen."
"I'm an F-18 bro."
How great is that shit?
That website is like having your very own Magic 8-ball…..
…. If it was built by Charles Manson.