But real life and laziness (maybe not in that order) got the better of me, so I’m just getting to posting it now. Of course, you’ve all probably seen this already, so this whole post is by now probably pretty damn moot.
Anyway, for those that haven’t seen it, the video below was taken early last week by a passenger on his cell phone, while riding the NYC subway.
We’ve all heard the stories about the armies of rats, alligators, and C.H.U.D.’s that populate the sewer systems of Manhattan, and I can confirm that EVERY SINGLE ONE of those stories are true.
Especially the C.H.U.D.s. One time, while waiting for the 2 train below Wall Street, I was accosted by something barely human, asking me if I could read his (it’s) Tarot Cards for him. When I said that I couldn’t, he called me a “Homo Fag” and shambled off. Surely, that HAD to be a C.H.U.D., right?
And what the fuck IS a “Homo Fag” anyway? I’m not strong in literary verbiage, but wouldn’t a “FAG” who was of the “HOMO” variety of “Fag”, really be straight? Like one of those double-negative thingies? Confused, I tried to enter into a parlay with the chap about this very thing as he slumped off, but he didn’t seem up for a spirited debate.
What the hell was I talking about, again?
Oh yeah, check out this video of a rat crawling up some guy and kissing his face.