C’mon, you know you would, right?
Naked, tanned, glistening with sweat?
I think I just turned MYSELF on. I might have to take a moment to compose myself.
Ok, I’m back. Where was I?
Oh yeah, the reason I’m posting….
CBS announced yesterday that they are holding on-line web auditions this week for Survivor!
As some of you might remember, I am fairly obsessed with the show.
I’ve applied 2 times in the past. The first time I applied (which would have been for Survivor 3: Africa), I had actually made it past the first round of the interview process.
THIS is my time. I can feel it.
I WILL be on that show …..
And I had a great idea for a video, too. It involved Mini-Me and I doing a cute little routine. It was comedy gold! Gold, I tells ya!
The only problem is, last night CBS put out the rules for the video, and having anyone OTHER than yourself in the video is now a big no-no.
Anyway, here are the rules:
- You must answer the question, “Why do YOU think you can win Survivor?”
- Videos must be between 30 and 60 seconds, not 1 second longer!
- No music, lyrics, or anything copyrighted can appear
- No survivor logos or images or former contestants
- Only I can be in the video ( I said that already!)
From there, in January CBS will pick 10 of their favorites and have people vote on them, based on creativity (25%), feasibility of winning (25%), personality (25%), and body language (25%).
Ok, why did I post all this stuff?
Isn’t it obvious? I need a good idea, dammit, and I need YOU all to come up with one for me!
Seriously, I’ll do anything. If I like what you have to say, I’ll commit to doing it. I am going to try to upload a video this weekend, so if you have a good idea, for the love of all that is Holy, tell me quick!
And if your idea DOES get me on the show, I will perform as much hot, sweaty, monkey-sex on you that you can stand.
See? We ALL win!