Monday, December 06, 2010

Damn The Dutch

For the past few months, I keep hearing more and more about this movie. It’s kinda taken the Indie and Foreign horror market by storm.

Has anyone actually seen this film yet?

The Human Centipede (First Sequence) is a Dutch horror film. The film tells the story of a German doctor who kidnaps three tourists and joins them surgically, mouth to anus, forming a "human centipede".

I totally did not make any of that shit up!

Yup, a mad doctor kidnaps 3 young students (2 of them are hot chicks, the other a dude). Being a mad doctor, he of course can’t settle for just killing them or ripping their tops off to play with their boobies….

….no, the responsible physician in THIS tale decides to experiment and see what would happen if he surgically grafted 3 people ass to mouth and let them run around on the floor like a giant Zhu Zhu Pet.

Look, as many of you know, I’m as up for a good horror movie as anyone. I even enjoy many of the torture porn movies like Saw and Hostel and the like, but try as I might, I just haven’t been able to pull the trigger on watching this one yet.

Even though I haven’t seen it yet, many other people have. I think it has now been responsible for more people throwing up in the theatre than Iron Man 2.

In any event, the movie has been popular enough that there is a sequel coming out soon.

That’s right, The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), has been planned for theaters in 2011, with filming started in London in June 2010. The plot of Full Sequence involves a centipede made from TWELVE people, because I guess after seeing 3 people grafted ass-to-face, the only way to really up the ante was to make it an even dozen.

I WILL get the courage to watch this soon.

Just don’t expect me to feel sexy afterwards….


Chris H said...

That movie sounds.. REVOLTING. You are a sick puppy Slyde for even wanting to watch it. But you know that.. right? lol

sybil law said...

Um, wtf is wrong with people?
Also - I'd hate to be those actors. Having your head stuck in someone's ass all day...

Anonymous said...

@Sybil - I'm relatively sure there's some special effects at play.

I have no interest in seeing it, but I heard about it about a year or so ago. Apparently, there's nothing "graphic"; but, it's still horrible to witness.

@Slyde - I'm thinking you could give these away at your New Years Eve bash --

Verdant Earl said...

I have another friend who has been trying to get me to watch this for a while now. I just won't do it.

I just have this feeling that seeing this particular film would kill whatever is left of my soul. It just sounds evil to me.

Bruce Johnson said...

I have no desire to see such stupid cinema.......people who watch this sort of drivel are also the ones that knock over book shelves like dominos. ..... just sayin

Expat No. 3699 said...

I watched the preview a few months ago on OnDemand...and I just couldn't do it.

Part of me is curious, but the logical part knows it will haunt me for a very long time.

Evil Twin's Wife said...

The Evil Twin is a HUGE movie fan (and by that, I mean we have thousands - not exaggerating - DVDs.) We used to have about 5000 VHS movies...anyhoodles, I don't think even HE would want to view this one. Gross!

Jill said...

I think I read about this awhile back on someone else's blog. SO GROSS!!!!!!! I love scary movies, horror too. But this just isn't even.

Marlene said...

Ick. Gross. Nasty. Bleccch. Peeeuwww.

Mrs. Hall said...




I on the other hand, have a proper movie review up.

Heff said...

I must see this film.

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