Today, and today only, my submissive prison bitch Earl is running a Pumpkin Carving contest.
If I wasn't such a selfish prick I probably should have posted about it here earlier, so you all could have sent in your submissions.
But, since ONE of those submissions is from Yours Truly, having even MORE entries would have hurt my chances to win.
And I need to win. Oh yes, I do need to win.
After all, winning nothing but Hot Body contests over and over again begins to get stale after a while. I'd like to change things up a bit and win something that focuses on my creativity over my killer pecs.
Anyway, head on over there from THIS link and vote! The contest ends at midnight today, so get your sexy buns over there NOW!