One of the many great things about me is that, aside from being perfect, I somehow still manage to stay quite humble. I’m not above showing you all glimpses of my life when I’m not quite “at the top of my game”.
Case in point:
Remember last month when I told you all about my New Years Eve Party that got slightly out of hand?
Well, some pictures have surfaced that should prove pretty clearly how I was holding up that night during my 10 or so hours of drunken debauchery.
Witness me, in all my hotness, at about 9 pm that night.
Honestly, this photo just captures a small fraction of my awesomeness. To REALLY captivate my true beauty, you would need a gajillion-megapixel camera so you could zoom in on every inch of my perfect face and physique.
At any rate, at the time of this picture, I was awake, alert, and coherent. Even Mini-Me appears to be happy to be in my presence.
Let’s fast forward to about 1 A.M:
Now, in my defense, this picture was taken after I was the victorious “Last Man Standing” at our Beer-Pong Olympics.
It was ALSO an hour or so after I smoked enough Ganja to put a hole in the ozone layer.
Now, I know I’m not a chick, but I’m FAIRLY certain that no girl with eyesight would ever consider taking “1 AM Me” home with them if I started hitting on them in a club.
The worst part of that last picture (and the part that makes me laugh the hardest) is Mini-Me’s utter look of horror at what his father has become.
GOT THE RIGHT DAY TODAY
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