Friday, January 22, 2010

Not Exactly My Finest Moment

One of the many great things about me is that, aside from being perfect, I somehow still manage to stay quite humble. I’m not above showing you all glimpses of my life when I’m not quite “at the top of my game”.

Case in point:

Remember last month when I told you all about my New Years Eve Party that got slightly out of hand?

Well, some pictures have surfaced that should prove pretty clearly how I was holding up that night during my 10 or so hours of drunken debauchery.

Witness me, in all my hotness, at about 9 pm that night.





Honestly, this photo just captures a small fraction of my awesomeness. To REALLY captivate my true beauty, you would need a gajillion-megapixel camera so you could zoom in on every inch of my perfect face and physique.

At any rate, at the time of this picture, I was awake, alert, and coherent. Even Mini-Me appears to be happy to be in my presence.

Let’s fast forward to about 1 A.M:






Now, in my defense, this picture was taken after I was the victorious “Last Man Standing” at our Beer-Pong Olympics.

It was ALSO an hour or so after I smoked enough Ganja to put a hole in the ozone layer.

Now, I know I’m not a chick, but I’m FAIRLY certain that no girl with eyesight would ever consider taking “1 AM Me” home with them if I started hitting on them in a club.

The worst part of that last picture (and the part that makes me laugh the hardest) is Mini-Me’s utter look of horror at what his father has become.

34 comments:

2abes said...

But I’m FAIRLY certain that all the boys at the park and ride would druel at the thought of taking “1 AM U” home with them.

B.E. Earl said...

You know on second thought I'm glad you didn't invite me to your New Year's party.

Every time you get wasted like that I spend the evening fighting off your amorous advances. Phew.

Slyde said...

2abes: fuck you.

earl: fuck you.

Dr Zibbs said...

If I were there and you were all fired up I'd be doing the old shoulder lean on the wall trying to make a bit of time with your lady.

Secretia said...

You are the standing champion!

sybil law said...

But see? I am impressed because you are still drinking.
Not sure what that says about me...

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

so. um. do you spray tan or something? you look all tan and such.

and THAT mini me will be a heart breaker!!!

;)

as for the mister and I, pfft! we didn't make it past 11!

maybe we'll have a party next year and that'll give us motivation to stay up ;)

terri said...

Your hotness is tainted only by the small stream of drool leaking out of the corner of your mouth. ;-)

Vinomom said...

It's nice to know other people have pictures of themselves and their kid at 1 am in a highly inappropriate setting and condition. Thanks for letting me know I'm not alone. :)

Cocaine Princess said...

Thanks for posting those pics. I have a new screen saver!!

i am the diva said...

The second photo is priceless!!

Chris H said...

Nice.. very nice photos I'm sure. Mini Me is very cute. Big Me .... not so!

Chris H said...

And I fully expected to see "Fuck You" to Anonymous's comment! You are slipping dude!

Roschelle said...

Okay...you're hot...but mini-me is sooooo hot.

Seriously, he's such a handsome little guy :)

Shania said...

You look fine to me. Are you sure mini-you doesn't look horrified because he's holding something that's on fire? (look at the very bottom of the pic)

(It makes me feel better that someone else lets their kid play with fire too)

Shania said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
vixen kitten said...

Well...you certainly look very ummmm....relaxed in that second pic. :)

I second what Shania said. I thought mini you might have that expression because he was concerned that the house was about to go up in flames from whatever he is holding there.

xoxo
~vk~

You realize mini you is prolly scared for life after this, right? Start saving now for the therapy and just HOPE he doesn't go on Dr. Phil and talk all about this night. Just sayin.....

Brittany said...

:) Priceless! His face makes me laugh every time I look at it! ha hah a ha!

Nat said...

In that second photo you look like you're trying to pull off an audition for a new "Rocky" movie...much to Mini's shock and horror!

PS I didn't mean "Rocky Horror Show"... ;-)

Arielle Lee Bair said...

Hilarious. Mini-Me takes the award for best expression though. Ganja, huh? Do you use that word to make you sound more...parental? LOL

Steph said...

How do you live with such awesomeness? Really, it must be a heavy burden.

Thanks for the laugh--great pic! It almost makes one want to quit drinking...almost.

Meghan said...

That second picture=right click/save.

meleah rebeccah said...

Holy! I bet you had a NASTY hangover!

Tamara said...

I'd pull that same face Mini-Me is wearing if I thought my dad was about to drool on my head.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

dosen't matter if you were the last man standing at the beer pong olympics, you still have that terrible ailment that get's you every time.

The over-40-itis.

Bruce said...

Congrats dude.....I doubt I would have lasted past 11:30pm........with all that awesomeness going on.

blondie1 said...

I have just read the blog down to the NEW YEARS EVE PARTY post I laughed my ass off I am glad I am not the only person whom does awesome antics that others may view as stoopid! ( all the way from New Zealand!)

mo.stoneskin said...

Gosh. I mean. You are rather handsome. I had no idea...

mo.stoneskin said...

But you better watch out - Dr Zibbs is about.

Kate said...

Eh. Had the circumstances been right, "1 am me" probably wouldn't have turned down any drunken "1 am you" passes. Of course, the sight of MiniMe and 1 am wife would have straightened me up quick enough!

Bina said...

Good God almighty. I'd take you home no matter WHAT time of the day or night it is. You are one hot stud, but you know that already, right?

Nej said...

Maybe you're inadvertently pouring your drink down his shirt??

Last man standing? How about last man leaning slightly to the right? :)

Anonymous said...

What a great resource!

Anonymous said...

Amiable fill someone in on and this enter helped me alot in my college assignement. Thank you as your information.