You Like Me, You Really Like Me!

The best part about being a world-famous cyber-celebrity is that it gets me tons of sex.

Well, not actual “sex”, but it DOES get me thousands of women all over the world who desperately want to be with me. When you compound them with all the women (and men) LOCALLY who want to get with me, the number becomes ASTRONOMICAL! Probably more than 8!

What was I talking about again?

Oh yeah, the fact that you all cant seem to get enough of me.

Case in point: Over the weekend I was presented with TWO, count ‘em, TWO awards from chicks who can’t live another moment without professing their naughty love for me.

But really, can any one of us blame them? They’re only human, after all. You all HAVE seen my picture, right?

Listen, lets just all agree that women all over the world, regardless of race, creed, religion or cup size all are dieing to get in my pants, and move on, shall we?

Anyway, first I was honored with an award by the lovely and talented Faiqa

I’ve been reading Faiqa’s site for about a year now, and it never fails to disappoint. She’s a great writer. Much better than I’ll ever be, but I guess that’s not much of a compliment. Anyway, I always enjoy reading her well-versed take on things from family, to religion, to her unending love of Angel.

I would have given her even MORE praise, but she had to go and tarnish my award by comparing me to a girl! OHHHH, if she were here right now I’d just scratch her eyes out! Hissssssss!

No sooner did I recover from the honor above, then right afterwards I got an award from Chris.

Chris is from New Zealand, which apparently is NOT the same thing as Australia. Yeah, I know… news to me, too.

Chris left me a voice message up top, a few weeks ago. Anyway, I’ve probably revealed this before, but I think people’s accents from that part of the world are just about the sexiest damn thing since sliced bread. Irish accents come in a close second, but I as far as I can tell, I don’t have any Irish readers, so fuck Ireland.

Chris always amazes me with how often she writes. I think my head would explode if I tried to blog that much, and it’s always good tidbits about what’s going on with her family and stuff. And with all the work she puts into her blog, she still finds the time to come here and comment on just about every one of my stupid posts. It’s noticed, and much appreciated.

Anyway, now that the floodgates are open, I expect the rest of the Free World to follow suit and adorn me with their laurels and accolades. It’s really the LEAST you all could do to make me happy.

I need as many kind words and compliments thrown my way as you can muster. I’m not sure if you have gleened this about me, but I have a bit of an ego problem.