Thursday, June 18, 2009

Should I Be Concerned?

I had some things going on this past Saturday, so I was out of the house pretty much from 9A.M till midnight or so.

The point being, Friz was alone in the house all day.

Or so I thought……

Because when I got home late that night, what did I spy with my sexy little eye on our kitchen island but THIS………..



Now, I didn’t want to jump to any conclusions here, but there’s only a handful of things that I can think of that involve the 2 items damningly left on my kitchen counter, and since I wasn’t involved in any ONE of them, I thought that the girl had some fucking explaining to do.

Upon waking her up, Friz stammered out some half-assed excuse that they were left over from her “Girls Book Club”, which I had forgotten had met at our place while I was gone.

Quickly, I went from angry, to extremely turned on.

Friz is APPARENTLY going to stick with the story that the items were just leftovers from a salad and some desserts that they had whipped up, but my mind is now swirling at the prospects of the breakout Book-Club-Turned-Lesbian-Orgy which took place under my own roof while I was out and about. I never knew what FREAKS these chicks were!

Someone needs to get me a book fast!

Anyone know where they sell those things? I think that MIGHT be what a “library” is for, but I can’t be certain. Maybe I’ll Google it.

34 comments:

vixen kitten said...

That's what my book club meetings always turn into. :)

Just sayin....

xoxo
~vk~


Ok, I should be honest here. We run with the whip creme, but we usually skip veggies in lieu of far more fun things. *wink*

Slyde said...

vixen: i know i know. ALL you chicks with your book clubs! its all a sham!

dmb5_libra said...

zucchini and whipped cream? who doesn't bring that to a book club meeting?

it makes a great casserole.

Nej said...

That'll teach you to skip while the book club is meeting. You thought it was going to be boring book talk. Silly fool!!! :-)

dizzblnd said...

well that's the first thing that came to my mind too. Maybe you can invest in a nanny-cam and see what he is REALLY up to at these parties.

I only see this type of stuff at the naughty toy parties

Slyde said...

dmb: im not sure i'd want to eat any casserole that was made at one of these parties...

nej: skip out? from now on, im the chairman!

dizzblnd: i need to first see how much a HIGH DEFINITION nanny cam costs... (i want to make sure i dont miss anything)

Michelle said...

Dude I was there. At the book party, ooops i mean club meeting. Yeah, I was the one who brought the zucchinis!

I'm just saying!!

Slyde said...

michelle: i had a feeling....

Steph said...

Ohmigod that's funny! You bust me up. Thanks for the first laugh of the day.

Being Brazen said...

bwhahahaha!!!!

Ps - There is a delay we only get the new season of True Blood months after USA

Heff said...

Damn, I just don't get it...I mean, those items COULDN'T taste very good together !

Dr Zibbs said...

I swear this is a true story.

My wife was at her book club a few houses up and one of the neighbors got a boob job.

So my wife and another neighbor were feeling them.

They realized teh next day that teh feel up was right in front of a window so anyone drivign by could have seen.

Nice.

And to add to the story, when anyone gets a boob job in the neighborhood, htey usually let the close friends, like me, get a test squeeze.

Callie said...

Of course that's what goes on at book clubs. Silly boy. Don't you know that smart people are the most creative??? Where do you think we get all those ideas? The internet? Pshaw!

Slyde said...

steph: thats what im here for :)

brazen: i figured as much. Episode 1 last week was outstanding.

Heff: they dont, do they?

zibs: thats awesome! i got a test squeeze of 2 friend's boob jobs so far. yes, i keep count.

callie: i'd beleive that. after all, the internet is where I usually get to see all my good lesbian ideas...

2abes said...

You like zuchini...i never would have guessed you to be a vegie lover

Slyde said...

abes: actually, i prefer wheat.

B.E. Earl said...

"I had some things going on this past Saturday, so I was out of the house pretty much from 9A.M till midnight or so."

C'mon...that makes what you were actually doing sound so much less geeky. You can admit it to us. Go ahead.

(And yes, those items are often found lying around my home as well. Good call!)

Slyde said...

Earl: You're right, of course. I COULD have been doing something MUCH more manly, like sitting on the couch watching other men play sports...

Chris H said...

I have something MUCH BETTER than a zuchinni! Man, your poor wife ... give her some real cash mate, then she can go shopping PROPERLY! lol

Faiqa said...

Typical.

Kimberly said...

A zucchini & whip cream? Pretty tame...I was thinking a tire iron and an old school diving suit.

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

this was very funny :)

and I still think there might have been some lezzing out :)

debi_in_Hawaii said...

I had nothing to do with their silly little grocery store skit. I invited over the Chippendales* and they forgot all about the damn produce after that.
The police showed up, but wouldn't you know it, they were more Chippendales!
*you will soon get the bill for the Chippendales.

Slyde said...

chrish: much better than a zuccini? how come you never write about THAT?

faiqa: really?

kim: a diving suit? now THATS some kinky shit!

holly: isnt there ALWAYS some lezzing out when chicks get together?

debi: thanks for giving me the heads up about the bill in the small print :)

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Was this a tantric book club, and could you send me Fritz's email? ;)

sybil law said...

Niiice.
Ha!

Slyde said...

candy: im not sure, but i'll check.

sybil: i dont feel like im getting the right amount of sympathy here...

Ali said...

Book club is ALWAYS code for lesbian orgy!
So is yoga class, pottery class, grocery shopping, dinner...at least, in my world it is.

Bruce said...

My wife never buys cucumbers.....she doesn't 'need' to.....

Slyde said...

ali: Pottery Class too? DAMMIT!

Bruce: Hey now! i know where you're going with that!

terri said...

Yeah, didn't you know? All those "girls" get-together things we do are like that. You should see the women's bowling league I'm in. Hot, hot, hot!

Bina said...

Damn! We've been found out! How should do that!!! It's like the Mason's, no one is EVER supposed to know!

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Cocaine Princess said...

I'm trying to think of something to write but for some reason I just can't for this post.