Thursday, June 11, 2009

Balls-Out Funny

So, I’m sitting in a meeting with about a dozen other co-workers, when one of the guys attending gets a call on his cell phone.

As we were pretty much wrapping the meeting up, and basically just sitting around bullshitting, he decided to take the call, after seeing that the person calling was his wife. She had recently gone back to school to get her Master’s degree, and she had just taken a big test that she had been studying like mad for, so he was anxious to learn how she had done.

The other 11 of us, being the nosy fucks we are, had nothing better to do than to listen in.

I GUESS she was telling him how she just finished the exam, and it was very long and difficult, and now she was exhausted and just wanted to take a nap.

He replied, “Gee honey, that test took a lot out of you!”

At least that’s what he ATTEMPTED to say…

But, he got as far as saying “Gee honey, that test took al….” before he hiccupped.

After recovering from his hiccup, he quickly continued his sentence, but went back a bit and started from the “…. took a lot out of you!”

So, to recap, what the rest of us sitting there eavesdropping heard was…

“Gee honey, that test took al took a lot out of you!”

Not getting where I’m going with this? Say it to yourself a few times. Go ahead, I’ll wait.

Yup, that’s right. What the rest of us heard was:

“Gee honey, that testicle took a lot out of you!”

Holy shit did the rest of us delinquents laugh our asses off. The best part is the look on this guys face, as we all fell off our chairs laughing. He had no idea what he had said that made us all bust up.

Finally, he must have played it all back in his head because, a few seconds later, his face turned from utter confusion, to utter pissed-off-ed-ness, as he called us all “assholes!” and stormed out of the conference room.

Its days like today that make it (almost) bearable to come to work everyday.

p.s. I have no idea if the book in the banner pic is real, or just a photoshopped hoax thingy. I could EASILY look into it and check it out, but quite honestly, the whole thing just fucking scares me.

If you’re into that kind of thing, however, be my guest.

28 comments:

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

hee hee heee so funny!!

i swear to god, i am the only one around here with the 14 year old boy sense of humor.

oo oo!! lemme do a post about such an event at work. oh man, people just do not see the humor in penis jokes the way they use to.

he hee

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

hee hee heee so funny!!

i swear to god, i am the only one around here with the 14 year old boy sense of humor.

oo oo!! lemme do a post about such an event at work. oh man, people just do not see the humor in penis jokes the way they use to.

he hee

Slyde said...

holly: Penis jokes are ALWAYS welcome in my office... wait, that sounds wrong...

GiGi said...

Funny. My son recently alarmed my husband when he mentioned a 'pissed-in cup'. My son was talking about the Disney movie 'Cars', and the 'Piston Cup' race...

2abes said...

always good for a funny story...you must work with some reaaaalllllyyy cool people

Slyde said...

gigi: lol! make sure thats what he meant before you grab a drink from the frig!

abes: nah.. they're a bunch of dicks.

honeywine said...

But now I like really want to buy the book.

Chris H said...

Sounds like that Dude doesn't have much of a sense of humour! shame that... seeing as he has to work with YOU.

mo.stoneskin said...

Funny. A delinquent like myself would have loved to be there.

Here's a snippet of urinal chat for you. I'm taking a leak and a colleague comes in. We had recently been chatting about kids and I have a baby daughter.

"How's your little one?" he says.

"He's fine thanks," I reply, "just shaking off the drips."

Delinquency is the way forward.

B.E. Earl said...

Child.

I would never make fun of someone for a slip of the tongue. Never.

Nej said...

No phone conversation is safe from the peanut gallery here at work. We would have laughed uncontrollably too, you're not alone. :-) :-)

Callie said...

Yeah - I have one of those senses of humor, as well. Doesn't work so well when you have a really devout Christian boss, who's in her 50's, and doesn't drink.

Needless to say, I'm a bit of a puzzle to her . . .

Ha!

Sam said...

The 4-yr old girl next door hit my hubby in the balls and then repeated, "I'm going to hit you in the tentacles" over and over again. Hilarious. If you don't have tentacles, that is..

sybil law said...

That guy sounds like some kind of nut! Haha me so punny.
Seriously - how could he not laugh at that himself?!

Lemur said...

Bet I can guess one of the ingredients:

http://images.boardgamegeek.com/images/pic492400.jpg

Faiqa said...

I find that the more men there are in a room, the more their collective age goes down. This story only strengthens my belief.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

do re-hash a bit of Phallic humor I used this week.

You guys are a bunch of dinks!

2 Dollar Productions said...

It's exactly situations like this & the reaction that makes work a little bit more bearable. He should have just laughed with everyone else.

Cocaine Princess said...

Your eavesdropping incident could be turned into an actual comedy skit!

Heff said...

That book cover just made my ballsac tighten up.

dizzblnd said...

Amazingly I got it right away!! I think you work with the my co-workers relatives!

Bina said...

Ha Ha Ha! Wish I could have been there.

debi_in_Hawaii said...

*raises hand* I have a warped sense of humor. I would've been on the floor with tears in my eyes

Chris H said...

I am giving you an Award.. it will be on my post tomorrow. (that would be tuesday here)

terri said...

Hey... I can comment again! Downloaded Google Chrome - problem solved!

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

Left a new message for ya! No lesbian action though, just mention of your big... big ....








brain.

Michelle said...

So are you saying that penis's are jokes or there are actual jokes about one's penis?

I kinda need to know. Since I do not have a penis and all!!!

Kimberly said...

I think I threw up in mouth a little bit...those aren't the types of "balls" I want in my mouth. Ooops, did I type that out loud?