Friday, May 15, 2009

Tidbits


I have a bunch of stuff I wanted to post today, but none of them alone were really “post-worthy”, so I thought it was about time to bring back our old friend, “Mr. Bullet Post”.

- Mucho Thanks to everyone who has left me a message over on the recorder to the right. And for those who haven’t…. Shame on you! Its fun for you, its fun for me, neither one of us can get pregnant, and it doesn’t contribute to global warming. Plus, it gives me an incredible ego boost, which I need. That should be all the incentive you need to get on it!

- Speaking of the recorder, someone emailed me this week and wanted to know how the message she left me sounded. It occurred to me that some of you guys didn’t realize that YOU CAN HEAR ALL THE MESSAGES THAT HAVE BEEN LEFT SO FAR. Just clicky-clicky on the buttons. The Play button will let you hear them all one after the other (starting with my own super-sexy voice), but you can jump around by hitting the fast-forward/rewind thingies.

- My house is a complete disaster right now. I should have taken a picture this morning before I left for work, but a work crew came at 7am this morning to pull out all of my windows, and the front door. My house right now looks like a cardboard cutout of a home, kinda like the town of Rock Ridge in Blazing Saddles. It’s freaking me out a little. I’m just hoping it looks normal again when I get home tonight.

- When I typed “tidbits” into Google to get a picture for this post, all I basically saw were about 10,000 pictures of chopped up pineapples, which I quickly decided weren’t the most exciting picture I could put up there. Isn’t this better?

- Speaking of the banner picture, each day I seem to be falling more and more in love with Meghan Fox. I KNOW that we are destined to be together, which is kind of weird for me, because I’m FAIRLY certain that she doesn’t have one fucking clue who I am. I’m actually getting kind of bummed that she is suddenly becoming Hollywood’s “it” girl, because I’m sure the time is coming soon when she will be absolutely EVERYWHERE and her overexposure will get me to become sick of her. I’m fickle like that. That’s exactly why my relationship with Earl fizzled out so soon. Ah, young love! If only we had taken it slow…..

- I will be in a training class for most of next week. And since I only waste WORK-TIME blogging, never my uber-valuable PERSONAL time, you may not hear from me too much next week. Please don’t hate me for that. I’ll try to make it up to you the next week with big fat sloppy wet kisses for anyone who wants one…. I’m a giver like that. If you ask nicely, I might even flash some boob.

28 comments:

mo.stoneskin said...

I just clicked play twelve times and the room got 2 degrees hotter. Are you sure it isn't contributing to global warming?

B.E. Earl said...

Can't blog on your personal time. Feh.

Blog snob!

And admit it...I complete you.

Melanie said...

loved this
"and since I only waste WORK-TIME blogging, never my uber-valuable PERSONAL time"

see work time is much more BORING than home/personal time. I too waste the hours between tasks to do blogging and "farm town" my newest time suck.

I think I may be back to blogging for a little while, but don't hold your breath. :giggle:

Slyde said...

mo: coincidence, i swear!

earl: i know, i know.. its hard to fathom for someone who has NOTHING BUT personal time...

melanie: and WHO are you again, stranger?

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

so, um, megan fox then,

holy shit!

that photo is um, almost nsfw.

but, yeah, good luck with the house and i hope it is put back together again when you get home.

:)

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

o is there anyway to delete my message. i mean, it is uneasy being up there.

:)

Sass said...

I fear that I left a deep dark secret of mine on Zibbs' comments the other day...

It involved you...

I hope we can move forward.

;)

Slyde said...

Holly: There are MUCH naughtier pics of ms Fox out on the web.. this was the safest one i could find.

And if you really wanted me to delete your message, i can do it, but i thought it was great. Totally up to you though.

Sass: And dont think i didnt see that comment, you little minx you. I think i feel the same :)

Elise said...

hmmm the same thing happened when I had a crush on Jessica Alba... I got turned right off when she began appearing everywhere.

In a strictly non gay way, of course. I'd never have had an actual relationship with her. Just a one night thing. In a non gay way. xx

Heff said...

I'd hit it. (I'm talking about YOU Slyde) :)

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

Yes please Slyde, delete away.

Thank you for listening though ;)

sybil law said...

Oooh, I should've drunk messaged you last night!
Maybe I will tonight. :P
Rockridge! Blazing Saddles is one of my top favorite movies ever!

Slyde said...

elise: its funny you mentioned Jessica Alba. When she was on Dark Angel i was in love with her... now i really cant stand her.

heff: i didnt doubt that.

Mrs. Hall: oh, you silly dilly. You really want me to delete it? ok, i will log in later and lose it, but my meager amount of messages is quite sad. Leave something else anonomysouly :)

sybil: see, heres someone who gets it! i'd KILL for a drunk dial! drunk dial away!

Nej said...

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

Chris H said...

Megan Fox likes girls mate... and sometimes boys. You don't stand a chance.
lol

Slyde said...

nej: ah, another lover of one of the best movies eva!

chrish: yes, i read that article where she said shes bisexual... i have absolutely NO problem with that :)

Tamara said...

Your second paragraph was hilarious. Neither of us can get pregnant... Hehehe...

Your comedic genius is just one of many reasons you're one of my favourite bloggers.

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Sometimes, "tidbits" is a good way of cleaning out the little stray bits of brain clutter nicely!

Dr Zibbs said...

(stepping up to podium)

Slyde, since you'll be out most of next week, I'd like to offer my blog as a place for some of your readers to go while you're gone.

You're welcome.

Michelle said...

I would very much love a big fat and sloppy wet kiss from you Slyde.

In comfortable silence of course!!!

HAPPY WEEKEND!!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

LOL at Earlsie!

Huge girl crush on Mehgan Fox.

terri said...

Oooh, yeah. I wanna see your boobs.

Angie said...

I try to leave you a message, I started and i was cut off, I couldn't even leave you a dirty one... all I got to say was I loved your new feature... I need the code to resubmit my witty and charming voice.... I am hurt

starbender said...

tidbits--or--Scooby snax---I'll take scooby snax hands down!!!

Michele Renee said...

Yeah, but she's had plastic surgery in three places. That's a Turn off on my girl crush list.

Bina said...

I'm already sick of Meagan Fox. But, I'm a woman, so I never cared about her anyway!!!!!

Your poor house. How long will it take them???? Cause I always say, "If Extreme Home Makeover" can do it in 7 days, then anything else shouldn't take THAT long!"

Boob flash?? Really??? It may just be worth the wait.

Meghan said...

Megan Fox is mine, all mine! But you can watch.

Real Live Lesbian said...

I'm just glad she's bisexual. I hope you don't mind sloppy seconds. ;)