Sunday, May 10, 2009

Happy Mother's Day!


Happy Mothers Day all you fine Mamacitas out there!

It was a down-home, family-style Mothers day here around House Slyde. Nothing too extravagant.... we had my mother and my mother-in-law over, and had a nice quiet Sunday dinner.

I even acted responsibly and did NOT run out this morning with EARL to go see the new Star Trek movie..... On Mother's Day....... EVEN THOUGH HE CALLED AND ASKED ME TO GO! For once i was the responsible one and said "No", but he should really be spanked for even PROPOSING that little road trip today. Why don't you head on over to his site and chew him out. I'll wait.

Anyway, because you all retain every single post I write, you of course remember what i did for Friz LAST mother's Day, right?

Well, the last time i checked, I'm STILL damn near perfect, so as to not have this year be a letdown i had to of course step it up a notch.....

THIS is what Friz got THIS year....

We are adding three peaks to the front (they are actually in now.. i need to take another picture), new siding on the house, a new custom-made door that costs about as much as the gross-national-debt of some small European countries, and all new windows. We're doing alot of other stuff too, but I'm looking at the bill right now and rather than type it all in, I'm just going to go throw up.

And for all you hippy-dippy chicks who say, "That's nice and all, but a REALLY meaningful gift would be a heartfelt poem or cleaning the house for her" or some such nonsense, i say to you, give me a freaking break, will ya?

Happy Mother's Day all...

p.s. I just realized I have now used TWO "Psycho"-themed banners in two consecutive posts.... I have to admit that freaks me out a little.

23 comments:

terri said...

Ok, I tried to go chew out Earl, but there are kittens over there! He's defending himself with KITTENS!

For what it's worth, I think your Mothers Day gift is perfect. I asked for a whole new kitchen but apparently our budget doesn't support that. Oh well. Maybe next year.

Shania said...

A clean house? It sounds like she's practically getting a new one! Way to go!

Greta said...

Awe. Thanks Sly. I only hope if I die, my children don't keep my corpse just chillin' around the house.

Michelle said...

Dude you so should have went to see Star Trek. THEN COME HOME WITH FLOWERS AND BREAKFAST IN BED!!!

NO, not for you, for Friz!!!
Happy day to you!!!

B.E. Earl said...

I did call.

But to wish Friz a Happy Mother's Day, which I did. And to say that you probably didn't want to go to the movies today because of Mother's Day. But to call me if you did. I even suggested going to see it next weekend.

Dick.

Chris H said...

Ha ha ha at Earl's reply.

I think your gift to the wife is lovely...
Personally I would rather have diamonds.....
But you did good.

Tamara said...

Slyde, having read your post and Earl's reply, my conclusion is that you are just seraching for a reason to spank him.

I reckon Fritz got a much better M-day prez than most out there. Certainly beats a pair of slippers or bath salts.

2abes said...

Nice Job! Happy Mothers day to Friz and I know that you did clean the house too!

elizabeth said...

Did you by chance pick up on that story about the woman who was keeping her dead mother in the spare room for 6 years so she could collect her pension... I so thought that is what this post was going to be about when I saw that pic.

PS - Lets see how the house turned out!

sybil law said...

Best. gift. ever.
Especially for a psycho.
:D

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

I lurrved the deep reddish color of the room (in the earlier post) (the last Mother's Day post). I am a fan of the red family.

And yes, good for your and giving your wife a whole new house ;)

take care!

Bina said...

I virtually spanked Earl for you. I gave three hard whacks with my hand on his bare ass. That'll teach him!!!!

Wow. You REALLY went beyond what you did last year, but damn, I LOVE what you did last year. I can't wait to see pictures of this finished product. You are the freaking man! I'd have sex with you three times a day if I were wife!

Heff said...

I haven't seen that Mother's Day movie in YEARS, but I do remember that it cracked me up !

Bruce said...

Home improvement, gotta love it....I spent most of my day adjusting and replacing sprinklerheads in the back yard, that "Max", the problem child, dug up during the winter.

Cocaine Princess said...

The label title to this blog is hilarious!

Dr Zibbs said...

When my wife took the kids to see her mom I snuck out to see Trek.

That's how I roll.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Lucky lady that Friz...

Lemur said...

You DO realize I could've gotten you a good deal on windows and doors -- a decent price on, literally, the best windows & doors on the market.

mo.stoneskin said...

But you're gonna see the movie soon right?

Callie said...

Wow! What a guy!

I'm sure Friz wouldn't trade what you did for a meaningful gift ever.

:-D

Real Live Lesbian said...

Lucky bitch, that Friz!

I wanna see some pics!

My love is handy like that, too. And I can tell you...screw the fuckin' poems. I'll take yard work and handygirl anyday!

Elise said...

I must say you did well saying no to a movie... You could have taken everyone with you though... xx

Nej said...

The movie was very good...but it was wise to not go on the holiday. :-)