I haven’t spoken about Movie Grenade in a while.Movie Grenade is website that was started a few years ago by Badgerdaddy, Earl and myself. Its purpose was to review what we thought to be bad movies. REALLY bad movies. Movies that are so bad, watching them would detract from your general quality of life.
We watch these movies and warn you of their awfulness, in essence “jumping on the grenade” and sparing the rest of you.
It’s a selfless act, really.
I have been horribly lax in my movie-reviewing duties lately. That’s partly because I honestly haven’t seen too many grenade-worthy movies, but also partly because I’m a lazy bastard who’d rather play Grand Theft Auto in my underwear than write any more than I have to.
For a good deal of time now, Earl has been doing most of the heavy lifting on that site almost entirely on his own. We recently asked some of our groupies to join in on the fun over on MovieGrenade, and they have stepped up admirably. Some of those people that I’m speaking of skulk around on this very site. You know who you are.
Anyway, I’ve finally gotten off my lazy keister and posted a review to a truly shit movie that I watched last night..... 10,000 B.C.
Head on over there if you want to know what I thought about it.
(Happy Earl? I FINALLY got around to putting up another review. You can stop busting my balls now for a while.)
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Oh yeah man. Truly shit movie. I reviewed this on my blog some time ago.
Heh. I haven't seen the movie, and I've been meaning to hit the grenade anyway. 10,000 Blowing Cock, huh ?
james: thank god we agree!
heff: on the "blowing cock" scale, it tips off at about 1 million..
This movie had so much potential...Sabertooths, hot cave men/women, CGI...and all went to waste. Sigh.
meghan: agreed. the thing was, i KNEW it was gonna suck, and i was STILL dissapointed..
Thanks - another movie to avoid!!
Admit it. I inspired you.
I'll never stop busting your ballz.
If you say it's a shit movie.. I will believe you.
Those were the days. GTA in my underwear. Also, Quake and Unreal Tournament in my underwear. Ahhhhh
10, 000 BC sucked big time
My son conned me into renting that movie. He loved it. But he is eleven so I guess that is to be expected.
michele: you betcha!
faiqa: you honestly kinda did..
earl: i wouldnt expect you to... ass
chrish: there ya go!
mo: pretty much ANYTHING in my underwear is ok by me...
brazen: of course it did... didnt i just say that? :)
linda: my son is 6 and he thought it was cool too..
But he can't. What would Earl do with all that extra time anyhow? The world would run out of lotion dammit man! ;)
So, um, what else do you play, sitting around in your underwear? Hmm?
That one just got marked offa my list. Thank God for men like you saving poor girls like me from bad movies! ;)
honey: i agree!
bina: like you DON'T know! :)
reallive: Its the least i can do..
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