Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Taking a Grenade For You

I haven’t spoken about Movie Grenade in a while.

Movie Grenade is website that was started a few years ago by Badgerdaddy, Earl and myself. Its purpose was to review what we thought to be bad movies. REALLY bad movies. Movies that are so bad, watching them would detract from your general quality of life.

We watch these movies and warn you of their awfulness, in essence “jumping on the grenade” and sparing the rest of you.

It’s a selfless act, really.

I have been horribly lax in my movie-reviewing duties lately. That’s partly because I honestly haven’t seen too many grenade-worthy movies, but also partly because I’m a lazy bastard who’d rather play Grand Theft Auto in my underwear than write any more than I have to.

For a good deal of time now, Earl has been doing most of the heavy lifting on that site almost entirely on his own. We recently asked some of our groupies to join in on the fun over on MovieGrenade, and they have stepped up admirably. Some of those people that I’m speaking of skulk around on this very site. You know who you are.

Anyway, I’ve finally gotten off my lazy keister and posted a review to a truly shit movie that I watched last night..... 10,000 B.C.

Head on over there if you want to know what I thought about it.

(Happy Earl? I FINALLY got around to putting up another review. You can stop busting my balls now for a while.)

17 comments:

James said...

Oh yeah man. Truly shit movie. I reviewed this on my blog some time ago.

Heff said...

Heh. I haven't seen the movie, and I've been meaning to hit the grenade anyway. 10,000 Blowing Cock, huh ?

Slyde said...

james: thank god we agree!

heff: on the "blowing cock" scale, it tips off at about 1 million..

Meghan said...

This movie had so much potential...Sabertooths, hot cave men/women, CGI...and all went to waste. Sigh.

Slyde said...

meghan: agreed. the thing was, i KNEW it was gonna suck, and i was STILL dissapointed..

Michelle said...

Thanks - another movie to avoid!!

Faiqa said...

Admit it. I inspired you.

B.E. Earl said...

I'll never stop busting your ballz.

Chris H said...

If you say it's a shit movie.. I will believe you.

mo.stoneskin said...

Those were the days. GTA in my underwear. Also, Quake and Unreal Tournament in my underwear. Ahhhhh

Being Brazen said...

10, 000 BC sucked big time

Linda and her Twaddle said...

My son conned me into renting that movie. He loved it. But he is eleven so I guess that is to be expected.

Slyde said...

michele: you betcha!

faiqa: you honestly kinda did..

earl: i wouldnt expect you to... ass

chrish: there ya go!

mo: pretty much ANYTHING in my underwear is ok by me...

brazen: of course it did... didnt i just say that? :)

linda: my son is 6 and he thought it was cool too..

honeywine said...

But he can't. What would Earl do with all that extra time anyhow? The world would run out of lotion dammit man! ;)

Bina said...

So, um, what else do you play, sitting around in your underwear? Hmm?

Real Live Lesbian said...

That one just got marked offa my list. Thank God for men like you saving poor girls like me from bad movies! ;)

Slyde said...

honey: i agree!

bina: like you DON'T know! :)

reallive: Its the least i can do..