In case you couldn't tell from my last post, I thought it was aces.
Anyway, I wrote a few months back how I bought a scanner and was slowly (not slowly because its a difficult process, but slowly because I'm lazy as shit) taking all my old photos and getting them scanned into my computer.
I know the last time I had put some of my pics up for all of you, I had promised to put some more up soon. That was about 8 months ago now.
"Soon" seems to be a relative term for me.
Anyway, as I was going through an old folder looking for more pictures to scan, I came across some of my "old girlfriend" sketches.
I didn't even think i still had these, but lo and behold, there they were, hiding out for all these years buried way in the back of my closet.
I'm not sure exactly "why" I used to feel compelled to sketch every chick i ever went out with in college. I guess I thought it was artsy and romantic. Now it seems, oh i don't know... whats the word for "the opposite of artsy and romantic"?
"Cheesy and Perverted"? Maybe.
Anyway, like I said I found a bunch of them.
Since, as a rule, I don't really mind being made fun of, when I started this post I had intended to just show you all of them, but for once in my life discretion is taking the reigns....
.... Not enough for me to just NOT show them, however.
How about just one?
I remember at the time when I drew this one, i was really proud of it.
Now that a decade or 2 has passed, I can't help but look in horror at the stunted little midget arm that I gave my poor girl while she was looking so sexy posing for me. Every time I look at this picture, try as i might i cant look away from that damned little appendage.
She had two "Normal-sized" arms, I swear.
Anyway, because I don't have enough self-confidence to leave that picture up as my legacy, and maybe because thanks to the Watchmen i still have superhero-y goodness still percolating in my brain, I might as well put up one of my favorite sketches that i did a few years back. I've shown this one before, but that was pretty much when the only people who were reading this site were Earl and..... me. And Earl didn't come by too often.
I know i have a ton more of these somewhere buried in my mother's attic.... one of these days I'll need to rummage around in there until i find them.
And hey, look.... no midget arms!
37 comments:
Are you sure she's not leaning back on her arm and you made it short to lend that perspective? I think it's pretty good. IN FACT, I like it better than the second one.
I can't help but look at her boobs. I'm paying no attention to the midget arm.
Show us more!!!
What a scream! I look forward to seeing more... I'm wondering if all their boobs look like that! Never mind the arm....
Yeah, what's that stuff across those dinner plate boobs?
I'm mostly trying to figure out her hips and the odd angle that her right leg seems to be growing out of them. Hmmm...
And yeah, just what is that across her boobies?
I too was wondering more about her boobs than her under-developed arm. In fact, I don't think any of us would have noticed the arm if you hadn't pointed it out ;-)
I think I've seen the second one before, but in case i didn't tell you, it's awesome.
What worries me the most about this circus freak ex of yours is her incredibly, incredibly long body.
She looks like she's got a bulge where no chick should have a bulge...
Great shading on the second one though.
I was going to say exactly what artfulkisser said, lol. It looks a little like she's packing some junk. ;)
Not that I' trying to make fun of you. I mean, I can finger paint way better than the best kindergarten finger painting kiddos in the world but that's not much to brag about ya know? ;)
I love the second sketch. That one is pretty awesome. :)
She looks like some sort of underdeveloped mermaid! I'm just saying!!!
I'm also just saying that the second one rocks in an odd way!! I can't look away!!!
i've seen hotter and better proportioned cartoon babes! Your right the arm looks terrible, and you never wiped off the droul across her boobs.
That second pic is awesome.
How did she ever find clothes with that 17 foot torso?
And what IS laying across those boobies? ;)
I am no different than my blogger counterparts...WTF is that thing across the boobs???
you have great skills of an artist.
faiqa: yeah, sure.. THAT was what i was going for...
ali: they were nice boobs..
chris h: no, their boobs were all different.. like snowflakes..
steph: that "stuff" was the sheets artistically draped across her chest...
earl: I cant beleive no one can see that its a sheet!
tamara: geez! its the sheet!
badger: she had long legs.. maybe not THAT long, but long...
artful: bulge? i dont see any bulge...
amorous: I promise you she didnt have a penis...
michele: a mermaid, huh? ok, i can live with that.
2abes: that is not drool... SHEET! SHEET!
shania: thanks, miss!
sass: can NO ONE tell what a sheet draped across boobs looks like? :)
candy: sigh :(
diva: thanks diva.
I didn't even notice her arm until you mentioned it! Pretty good though!
I see the boob question has been answered. I just assumed it was some kind of huge dangly nipple....
I didn't see that it was a sheet either. I thought she had an alien probe coming out of her left breast...which explained some things actually. LOL
paige: that arm is all i see :)
james: that would be the worlds biggest nipple!
You couldn't have found her a comfier bed?
I just got eyestrain trying to see her left arm...
mo: what can i say? it was college... that was about the best bed my money could buy :)
Holy shit! You can draw! You'll have to post more. I want to see them all. xx
Wow. That last one is GREAT! And I didn't laugh at the first one. I though "how cute and sweet" and then read below it. "stunted little midget arm" and about spit out my iced-tea. Seriously, I had tears in my eyes and made my co-worker come over and look at it!
You are the freaking best you sex-god you!
Oh god - I'm dying laughing at James!!! Huge dangly nipple - lol!
Christ -- I thought it was an elephant trunk lying across her boobs.
By the way - in this picture, her boobs are about the size of her head. I'm *hoping* there was some artistic licensing...
Man - at her height, did she give YOU piggy-back rides?
That first sketch compelled me to de-lurk.
I need an old priest and a young priest... and some holy water.
The power of the sketch compels me!
The power of the sketch compels me!
My Geometry teacher Miss McInnerny had a baby arm. That shite's not funny. It's no wonder she never got married.
-BrewB
I'm going to draw some isoceles triangle now.
elise: i just might do that
bina: you REALLY didnt see the arm? its all i focus on..
ali: yeah, it certainly is huge and dangly..but it was the sheet..
lemur: i get one comment from you every 100 or so posts, and its to bust my balls?
brew: wow, a comment from the peanut gallery... finally.
LOL - why else would I post?
I'm just glad it WASN'T an elephant trunk -- although, knowing you, you'd certainly have hit it...
I assumed the women reclining on the bed was a Picasso until you told me different. "Art" is relative.
lemur: a female elephant, maybe...
bruce: if it makes you feel better about it... sure, its a picasso.
Cheesy yes, romantic maybe...... but somehow fishy!
sketch 2 does indeed rock.
alley: fishy? yeah i guess so :)
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