Sunday, February 22, 2009

Ski God!



I'm not really sure what exactly is going on in the picture above, but when I googled "Ski God", this is the first picture that came up, so I'm going with it.

Well, my peeps, I have come down from the mountain and returned from my week of debauchery.

I really had a blast. Seriously, if anyone out there is thinking of taking a ski trip in the Pennsylvania area, ask me about this place. The house was ginormous! Plus, it has everything your little heart could ask for. 5 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms, big screen flat TV's in every room, fireplace, huge kitchen, Wi-Fi, Nintendo and games with every TV, 2 game rooms complete with pool tables, pinball machines, air hockey and full arcades, plus the coolest hot tub known to man. Also, we were located at the base of Big Boulder Mountain, so going skiing was literally as easy as walking outside to the lifts. And the price was crazy cheap!

OK, enough of that... I'm sounding like a brochure. Just look me up if you want to go there, k?

Anyway, on the day we were leaving to begin our trip, guess who came down with a case of strep throat?

I'll give you a hint.... if you somehow managed to guess the names of one of the OTHER 7 fucking people who went on the trip, you'd be wrong.

But I, Ski God that I am, didn't let it hold me back. I hightailed it to the doctor to get some meds right before we left, and I kept myself properly medicated throughout the trip.

Anyway, between all the drinking, smoking, and debauchery that was going on, I DO believe that my liver could have been dangling outside my body and I wouldn't have felt it much.

Anyway, I'm back, detoxed, and feeling much better. I just looked on Google Reader and I have about Seventy-Gazillion back posts to read, so bear with me as I now try to put a dent into reading all your fine missives....

23 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

Is that what you wore?

Michelle said...

YAY welcome home dude!!!

I missed you. It just wasn't the same all week when i clicked on your blog and i saw the same post. Imagine my surprise when i clicked today!!! WOOHOO!!!

Hey take care of yourself. Are you over the strep throat now??? Lots of shitty sickness going around!!!

And the place you stayed at sounds heavenly!!!! Also i love the word debauchery. I may use it next week for my sunday word of the day!!!!

Heff said...

With a house like that, I don't think I could have left !

terri said...

Glad you got some drugs and were able to enjoy your vacation. The house sounds incredible. Just one question... Is there a tub in it big enough for me and my sister? ;-)

B.E. Earl said...

Smoking? But you don't smoke cigarettes. What else could you have been smoking? Cigars? No. Must have been something else. What could it have been? Hmmm.

teeni said...

Hope you are feeling better! Strep sucks.

Chris H said...

I'm sure the drinking/smoking dulled the pain of the strep throat.. ya poor bugger.

Tamara said...

Now I'm even more jealous than I was before you left for your trip, sickly Slyde.

Get better soon. Husky strep-throat voices are only hot on chicks ;-)

Slyde said...

zibbs: no, i wore something much more studly.

michelle: thanks, i missed you too!

heff: yeah, i hear that. LEAVING was definitely the hard part...

terri: if there ISNT a tub big enough, i will damn well BUILD ONE!

Slyde said...

earl: i'll give you a hint..... it was POT :) tee-hee!

teeni: yes, it does... and i get it ALL THE TIME!

chris H: it definitely helped :)

tamara: hey now! i make that husky voice really work for me...!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

you see-this is why I love Earl-he gives us all the REAL Slyde scoop!!
I'm kidding..

Welcome back and sounds like you had an amazing time. I'm cracking up over "Ski God". What kills me is that you even came up with that to begin with.
Brilliant.

Slyde said...

candy: well, what can i say? i'm a kick ass skier, and im a handsome little devil.... ski god seemed to fit!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Cute hat! Glad you had fun!

Ookami Snow said...

I am surprised that you have never heard of Zarrgolf the Nordic Ski God. That is the only know picture of him. It was taken in 1474 by an expedition to the fabled "City of Ice".

Bruce said...

Interesting, this sounds exactly like my house....except instead of ski lifts right outside the door, there is a nude beach with bodacious hot babes.......

i am the diva said...

"Ooooh that smelll...... can't you smell that smell?"

lol, glad you're home

Being Brazen said...

Sounds like fun...

and the house that you stayed in sounds soo cool!! Lucky you

2abes said...

to earls question...pole?....hmmmm....anway glad you had a good time and did ass over teakettle down the mountain!

Bina said...

I'm shocked. I was SURE that when you searched "Ski God" YOUR picture would have shown up, dangling liver and all!

Glad you had a great time, and that house sounds freaking awesome!

Slyde said...

reallive: i really did!

ookami: 1474? i didnt realize they had cameras that long ago..

bruce: i think i'll vacation at YOUR house next year..

diva: thanks!

Slyde said...

brazen: yeah, it was awesome!

abes: i'll have you know i didnt fall once!

bina: it SHOULD have come up, shouldnt it?

Ookami Snow said...

That is why that is the only picture of him.

dizzblnd said...

Welcome back! You had fun... but did you get laid?