Friday, January 30, 2009

Friday Funnies


Lest anyone start thinking that i think too much, i figured i'd close out the week with a stupid joke.

My Father-in-Law, of all people, sent this one to me today, and it gave me a chuckle.

Enjoy!

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

I'm think i'm gonna try to live by this mantra from now on.

I seem to have some openings..... anyone wanna apply?

20 comments:

Heff said...

Heard that one before, but it's still funny. And sadly true, lol !

Dr Zibbs said...

Pretty good Slyde.

dizzblnd said...

that depends on mow much you're willing to pay

Angie said...

where's my application? I am free after Sunday... you do knwo it is Steeler Super Bowl Sunday!!!! oxox

Faiqa said...

Hee hee. ::Eye roll::

teeni said...

LOL. Good one. I'm not applying - that all looks like too much work. LOL.

mr zig said...

sweeet :) hehehe

Steph said...

That's rich! Made me LOL -- yeah, for real.

mikeb302000 said...

Good one to end the week.

Chris H said...

Unless you live in Salt Lake City, you are shit outta luck mate! Or is it Utah? Awwwww hell I don't know! But I still reckon you are shit outta luck.

Chris H said...

OR !!! You could turn into Hugh Hefner and live in his Mansion with the GIRLS! Yeah I can just see it now....

Michelle said...

I would like to apply please!!!

#4 seems like a good place to start!!!! :O)

HAPPY WEEKEND!!!

~The South Dakota Cowgirl~ said...

You are so funny!

i am the diva said...

as your soulmate, i assume you saved me a position and i don't need to apply!!

James said...

I hadn't heard that it is pretty funny.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Dang-that was cute Slyde...

Ookami Snow said...

I think you can replace two of those with tv.

2abes said...

Rules to live by...but most importantly adhere to the last rule

B.E. Earl said...

What? No rules about nice feet?

Bruce said...

The more I watch Big Love on HBO....the more this all starts to make sense.