Lest anyone start thinking that i think too much, i figured i'd close out the week with a stupid joke.
My Father-in-Law, of all people, sent this one to me today, and it gave me a chuckle.
Enjoy!
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
I'm think i'm gonna try to live by this mantra from now on.
I seem to have some openings..... anyone wanna apply?
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Heard that one before, but it's still funny. And sadly true, lol !
Pretty good Slyde.
that depends on mow much you're willing to pay
where's my application? I am free after Sunday... you do knwo it is Steeler Super Bowl Sunday!!!! oxox
Hee hee. ::Eye roll::
LOL. Good one. I'm not applying - that all looks like too much work. LOL.
sweeet :) hehehe
That's rich! Made me LOL -- yeah, for real.
Good one to end the week.
Unless you live in Salt Lake City, you are shit outta luck mate! Or is it Utah? Awwwww hell I don't know! But I still reckon you are shit outta luck.
OR !!! You could turn into Hugh Hefner and live in his Mansion with the GIRLS! Yeah I can just see it now....
I would like to apply please!!!
#4 seems like a good place to start!!!! :O)
HAPPY WEEKEND!!!
You are so funny!
as your soulmate, i assume you saved me a position and i don't need to apply!!
I hadn't heard that it is pretty funny.
Dang-that was cute Slyde...
I think you can replace two of those with tv.
Rules to live by...but most importantly adhere to the last rule
What? No rules about nice feet?
The more I watch Big Love on HBO....the more this all starts to make sense.
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