Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Are You A Bad Girl?

My favorite guilty little pleasure is back!

The third season of The Bad Girls Club premiered last night, and all I have to say is WOO HOO!

Has anyone else ever watched this human train wreck of a show?

Think of it as The Real World on acid. They take 8 “bad girls” and stick them all in a Hollywood mansion for 4 months, taping their every movement as they strip, screw, drink, and beat the crap out of each other. It has GOT to be the least redeeming thing ever put on television.

And I CANNOT get enough.

In last night’s episode, things got off to a real bang as the girls realized that no one had the key to their new mansion, so they did what any normal person would do….. namely break a window and let themselves in. We also got treated to watch as two of the housemates decided that its more fun to be naked, and practically gang-rape the poor repairman who came to fix their window. To top it all off, there have so far been 3 drunken cat fighting brawls between the gals.

And I’ve only watched the first 30 minutes so far.

What REALLY tickles my funny bone is that this show is on the Oxygen channel!

Isn’t that the channel that is supposed to cater to women and empower them to do whatever the hell you women do? I just don’t get why a supposed pro-women’s television channel would put on something that I really should be paying $24.99 a month for, and should be shipped to me in a nondescript brown paper wrapper.

You know, like the ones I always see in Earl’s mailbox.

Anyway, I cannot say that there is ONE redeeming aspect of the show.

But I’m sorry ladies….. seeing hot, drunk, naked, trashy women make out with each other and tear each others clothes off has a certain something that I find appealing to watch.

If THAT’S what you girls have been fighting for all this time, then I’M WITH YOU!

My Tivo aches in anticipation for the rest of the season.

35 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

It's worse than the Flav show??

Sass said...

I've not caught this season yet. I am, however, ridiculously hooked on Rock of Love Charm School.

I'm a sad, sad, sad person.

Slyde said...

zibs: MUCH worse..

sass: if you like rock of love, then this should be right up your alley...

Sunshine said...

oh yes, dear... I am hooked... last season and this season so far... what can I say? I am a bad girl? or maybe I am not? or actually maybe I am just good at the right times/things... x0x0x

Michelle J said...

Ok dude question:
What ELSE aches with anticipation for the rest of the season????

Come on you know the answer right??

Also, i've never even heard of this show. That's how naive i am. BUT, i wanna watch it, like right now!! I like seeing chicks making out!!

I'm just saying!!

What time and when is this on?? Is it really on oxygen or perhaps playboy or whatever else you guys deem as required watching!???

James said...

Is that for real? Or is it all staged and edited like those MTV shows...

Slyde said...

sunshine: you watch it, really? i told you we were compatible..

michele: its on tuesday nights at 10pm, but they replay it all week. and yes, its really on oxygen. 10 pts to you for being into girls making out!

james: sadly, 100 percent for real...

Meghan said...

That's horrible! I'm off to go watch some empowering Oxygen network...

teeni said...

Shows like this are why I don't watch much television. LOL. But if you like it, then I hope you enjoy the season.

Holly Hall said...

um.

are these girls competing for something like the other reality shows?

o fuck. don't answer that. I do not want to actually now more about this show. DON'T ANSWER THIS SLYDE@!@

i'm out

Holly

B.E. Earl said...

I stumble onto the show every once in a while. It hasn't gotten me hooked yet, but I will keep trying.

Do the bad girls have nice feet? Is that why you are so into the show? Pervert!

Tamara said...

Sounds like my worst nightmare. But then it's unlikely to get to South Africa any time in the near or even not so near future anyway.

You'd die in my house... no big screen TV, only four channels... Your version of hell, right? ;-)

Being Brazen said...

I love to hate shows like that. I havent seen it but it sounds insanely funny and trashy

2abes said...

Sounds like great TV! I just feel funny putting on the oxygen network. Do you ussually watch that channel?

Earl..Slydes second favorite channel is the pedicure network, feet 24/7.

mikeb302000 said...

I have no doubt that I would love that show. But, I think this is another reason I'm glad to raise my girls here in Italy. We're not completely isolated over here but I think the kids are more innocent.

Slyde said...

meghan: empower yourself, girl!

teeni: yeah, i know that watching this doesnt speak much of me... i never said i was a role model :)

holly: i'm answering anyway! Nope.. they dont compete at all. They just live together for 4 months and we watch it...

earl: They're feet are quite sexy. Seriously, you should be all over this show.. they are all drunks!

tamara: maybe just purgatory :). Anyway, you could always buy the Bad Girls DVD's!

brazen: its the MOST trashy show ive ever seen...

abes: and how would you know that there IS such a channel, toe-boy?

mikeb: about that, i beleive you are probably correct...

Bina said...

Why is it I've never seen this show, and never even seen a commercial for it?

But honestly, I don't want to watch women to do that shit and make ME look bad for being such a nice little girl. Cause I am you know. I'm a nice girl. REALLY, I am!!!!!!!!

So, you going to buy that TV or what?

Slyde said...

bina: you are NOT a good girl, and you know it! Yeah im gonna get the damn tv.. but i may actually wait another week or 2... we'll see..

Heff said...

Oh, HELL NO !!! I HATE that damn show ! Other than the chicks being HOT, the show is complete garbage. "Hey, I'll betcha a C-Note that in the next episode, there's a drunken Cat Fight !" Duh !

Everyone on that channel should be "deprived of Oxygen" !

Cuz said...

I did not know you watch this show. I love it...My favorite is Tanisha from last year. What a trainwreck but I can't stop watching!!

Ookami Snow said...

Nope the point of the Oxygen channel is to make money, and but having that show they got you to watch. So that is why that show is on.

It is the same logic as to why TLC (remember the Learning Channel) has the show What Not To Wear. I would call watching that the opposite of learning.

Slyde said...

heff: I dont think i should take that bet.

cuz: i loved tanisha... POP OFF!

ookami: sadly, you have the right of it..

Faiqa said...

If I *ever* see one of those skanks on the street, I will personally beat the crap out of her. Which I'm sure most male bystanders will enjoy. Which is why I feel like beating the crap out of her. Life is so full circle.

Cuz said...

I love love love Pop Off!!

But these girls are just drunken skanks and yet....I continue to watch! LOL

Slyde said...

faiqa: ya know, i'd pay to see that!

cuz: have you ever gone to their website? they acutally made a music video of tanisha doing a pop-off song. its pretty funny.

Ali said...

I remember seeing previews for this show last year - and I remember thinking how trashy all the girls looked...

...but who am I kidding? I'm always up for a good catfight and I rarely wear clothes...maybe I should look into it.

{{Cam}} said...

Bad girls?

I do not think so. I've met bad girls.

Let just 2 southern trailer park girls have a go, and you would soon see 7 seriously injured stupid girls.

I'm calling Oprah right now.

dizzblnd said...

I have not yet seen this show... nor do I have the desire. Although watching people act like idiots on TV is funny, I HATE HATE HATE reality shows.

honeywine said...

I don't get it. lol And, I'm kind of glad I don't. :D

Bruce said...

My realization is that this is the only type of show that will be on TV come 2025. It is some sort of sick addiction that the human race has fallen victim to. Some sort of sadistic voyerism.

Which is why most of what I watch is ripped from DVD that I get at the library and transfer to my AppleTV. Obscure stuff from the 1950s and 60s with no commericals.

Expect to see a lot of reviews of them in the coming months.

Tova Darling said...

Oo, that show is such a trainwreck. It's impossible to look away!

Chris H said...

Well it does sound 'interesting', but bugger, damn and blast we do not get it down here! *sigh*
I'm not surprised you like it, you probably have an affinity with them! Trashy I mean! NOT hot... let's not overinflate your ego or anything!

Chris H said...

And I don't really like many 'reality' shows cos they are usually total CRAP... made for TV ... totally engineered/staged and over 'acted'.. bla bla bloody bla. So there. Now ya all go back and watch your trashy programme...even! lol ENJOY ....

Slyde said...

ali: ya know, i THOUGHT that was you in season 2....

cam: dont tell oprah please... if she finds out about this the whole show will be cancelled!

dizz: i wish i did too, but sadly i cannot get enough..

honey: you SHOULD be glad...

bruce: you are right of course.. its got no redeeming value at all, but i am ashamed to say that i get a visceral entertainment from it that i cant stop myself..

tova: i'll take it you are a supporter!

chrisH: it DOESNT hurt that thay are all quite hot....

Chris H said...

OH GOODY... I'm gunna get the last word! YOU ARE A GRUBBY BUGGER!