Friday, November 28, 2008

Kids Say The Darndest Things



The following was an actual conversation i had last night with Mini-Slyde.....

MS: Daddy, if you throw money into a Wishing Well and make a wish, how come it doesn't come true?

Slyde: Well, they come true sometimes.

MS: No they don't!

Slyde: Yes they do. It doesn't happen all the time, but sometimes what you wish for DOES come true.

MS: No it doesn't!

Slyde: Sweetheart, yes it does. Sometimes you just have to try wishing for it again.

MS: THEN WHY DON'T I HAVE THREE EYEBALLS YET??????????

And with that, he stormed out of the room, pissed off.

Hope everyone had a fun Thanksgiving.

25 comments:

Paige Stanton said...

How do you not burst out laughing? That's priceless.

Sunshine said...

tell him two eye balls are better than no eye balls..... oxox

Candy's daily Dandy said...

HAHAHAHA!! That kid rocks!!

ps-love the new avitar dude!

Michelle J said...

CLASSIC!!

THANKS FOR SHARING!!!

elizabeth said...

That's adorable. Tell him my wish came true! It just took a while...

B.E. Earl said...

Tell him it's because Uncle Earl was wishing for just one eyeball for him.

So his current two are just a result of the law of averages.

Dr Zibbs said...

Good one.

Ali said...

Bwahahahaha!

With an imagination like that he has GOT to be great entertainment :)

Holly Hall said...

OH MY GOOD THAT WAS AWESOME!!!


SOOO AWESOME!!!!


OH MY GOOD!

SO FUNNY!!!

I peed just little.

O-HEY! No problem with mistaking my son for a girl. Everyone does that. It's only going to get worse because we are letting his hair grow, rock star style.

and HEY-who is the hottie in your new profile!

;)

Holly

dizzblnd said...

That is the funniest thing I have heard from a kids mouth in a long time! Thank you for sharing.. kids are GREAT!

honeywine said...

The better question is why don't we ALL HAVE 3??? lol

AlleyCat said...

I wanna know WHY he's wishing for a 3rd eye ball!!!!!!

Chris H said...

And with that comment... mini-Slyde won that conversation!!!!

teeni said...

LMAO - yep - definitely a mini Slyde! Too cute! I would've wanted a third eye as a kid too. He's definitely creative!

Michelle J said...

Dude, your freaking hot!!!

Faiqa said...

Heh. Kids are awesome. Way more awesomer than us adults.

Tamara said...

You changed your profile pic! Is that you, dude? Hmmm...

And your kid is adprable. I used to wish for wings. That never happened either. Faulty well I guess ;-)

2abes said...

way too funny!

Slyde said...

paige: i thought so too.

sunshine: its hard to argue with that kinda logic..

candy: thanks! i felt i needed an update.

michele: :)

liz: you're talking about meeting ME again, right?

earl: he's only 6.. he doesnt understand averages yet.

zibs: thx!

ali: oh, hes a veritible BLAST..

mrs hall: i made you pee? awesome. And do you REALLY have to ask who the hottie is? :)

dizz: yes, he is the light of my life..

honey: why stop at 3? i'd like 6 myself...

alley: i'll never be able to learn that.

chrish: he ALWAYS wins...

teeni: i'd probably prefer just one big eye, like a cyclops..

michele: thanks missy. right back at ya.

faiqa: WAAAAAY more.

Tamara: of course its me. and whats the "hmmmmm" for, missy?

Bruce said...

I got my 3rd eyeball.....finally, I wished and wished for the insurance company to cover the elective surgury.....and they finally came through!

(take me to your leader)

Bina said...

Ha Ha! I LOVE to hear the things kids have to say. It just makes my day.

Cuz said...

3 eyeballs....that kid is too funny!

Tamara said...

The 'hmmmm' means 'interesting...', which means, 'It's awesome to see what one of my favourite bloggers actually looks like.'

Does that explanation suffice?

Slyde said...

tamara: sure thing... although it almost sounds like you meant to say something more. You were going to make fun of me, werent you? :)

Tamara said...

No, I was going to compliment you, actually. But seeing you doubted my motives, I won't now ;-)