Sunday, October 21, 2007


Whatever else I might be in life, I DO believe that I am a kick-ass dad.

I was supposed to go somewhere with my son on Saturday, but it fell through, so I felt bad for the little tyke.

He's been all stoked for Halloween this year, so I told him I would take him to the Halloween store in town, and let him pick out anything he wanted.

I figured he'd pick a spooky flashlight, or a rubber spider, or any number of cool disgusting things that they have on sale there.

I have no one else to blame except myself for what we came back with.
After all, I did say "Anything".

So, now I have THIS monstrosity sitting on my front lawn.

Next time I'll have any statements to my son about future purchases approved by a lawyer and stamped by a Notary.

At least it lights up, and the head spins around.

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