Another Halloween

As most of you should know by now, on top of being a world-class stud and gigolo for hire, I am also a kick-ass pumpkin carver.

Behold in wide wonder this year's offering......

And since I'm sure your next burning question is, "Hey Gorgeous, what does it look like at night when it's all lit up?", take a gander...

Isn't that perfection? It's the pumpkin-equivalent of the Sistine Chapel.

The crappy little one to the left is my sons. He's such a lame carver. Even if he is only 4 years old, mine is still TONS better.

I guess the pumpkin-genius gene just didn't pass on to him.....